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Short corona virus jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corona virus humour may include short jokes also.

  1. Chuck Norris coronavirus joke Chuck Norris doesn't get Corona Virus.
    Coronavirus gets Chuck Norris.
  2. Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
    Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.
  3. I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
  4. I like my women how I like my Corona viruses Easy to get, quick to spread and leaving me out of breath
  5. I'm gonna tell you a joke about corona virus... You have to wait 2 weeks to see if you get it!
  6. A girl I'm hitting on just caught the Corona virus I might have a chance now, as she's lost all her taste...
  7. I tried to make a corona virus joke last year. Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.
  8. We switched from corona virus to the Third World War.. ..which idiot changed from zombie mode to multiplayer?
  9. I hope this virus gets cleared up before tick season... Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
  10. The way this year has gone so far I wouldn't be surprised if the Corona virus vaccine will be available in suppository form only.

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Corona Virus One Liners

Which corona virus one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corona virus? I can suggest the ones about and .

  1. COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
  2. During the corona virus lockdown I've lost 95kgs I'm ganna miss the wife and kids
  3. I made a Corona virus joke the other day People said it was tasteless.
  4. Corona Virus has spread to species of birds It now infects bat man and robin
  5. How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus? Bleeaoch!
  6. Okay, let's hash this out now... Who else is going as the corona virus for Halloween?
  7. Chuck Norris caught the corona virus... ...but he already released it
  8. Before Corona Virus,I used to cough to cover a f**... Now I f**... to cover a cough.
  9. What's the difference between s**... and the Corona virus? I have the Corona virus.

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about corona virus can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of corona virus puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

Corona Virus Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about corona virus you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make corona virus prank.

John Travolta Coronavirus joke

As see on the CNN John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected Coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only a Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.

I really hope coronavirus can't spread through s**....

It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.

This Corona virus is a blessing.

My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened in my life.

Chuck Norris corona joke

Chuck Norris tested positive for coronavirus. They had to quarantine the virus.

Trump lysol joke

President Trump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.
If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your a**..., and c**... on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19

Israel Health minister who previously claimed that CORONA Virus is divine punishment against homosexuality.

Has tested positive for the virus!!!

My friend said that Donald Trump had found someone to blame over the Corona virus outbreak...

I asked him,'Who?'

What's the difference between Corona Virus and s**...?

Most Redditors lack the social skills to get both.

The World Health Organization has declared

Dogs don't contract Corona virus and has ordered all dogs in quarantine be released. So WHO LET THE DOGS OUT

If you had to sacrifice

One state to Corona virus, which state would it be? And why California?

The spread of Corona Virus is based on 2 factors:

1. How dense the population is.
2. How dense the population is.

I hear all the kids that did the Tide Pod challenge can't get the Corona virus...

Because their social distancing is 6 feet vertical.

Wife: Did I get fat during quarantine?

Husband: You were never really that skinny
Time of death: 26/4/20 11:31am
Cause of death: Corona virus.

This Just in: Casinos in Vegas are hoping to be open by Memorial Day. I'm really excited to get back to work!

Said, the Corona Virus.

Another preventable Corona virus death

Wife: Did I get fat during the quarantine?
Husband: You were never really skinny.
Time of Death: May 3,2020 9:51pm
Cause of Death: Corona virus

Because He Was Infected With Corona Virus

Mr. johnson went to Church on Sunday and gave testimony that he was infected with Corona virus and that God had healed him. When he finished, he tried to give the microphone to the second man who was waiting to give his own testimony, but the man refused to take it: The following conversation ensued:
2ndman – I have no testimony. Give it to Pastor.
(mr johnson tried to give the microphone to the Pastor)
Pastor – I'm not in charge of testimonies so give it to the Senior Pastor.
(mr johnson goes to the Senior Pastor)
Senior Pastor – Brother in Christ, the mic is yours. It's a gift from the Church. You may take it home.

The Legos stores have finally reopened in Europe after Corona virus,

People have literally been lining up for blocks!!

Breaking news!

Corona Virus claims a black belt. Chuck Norris, Dead at 80.
Carlos Ray Chuck Norris, famous actor and fighter, died yesterday afternoon at his home in Northwood Hills, TX at the age of 80.
Chuck Starred in dozens of movies and Tv series which have, and continue to entertain millions of people.
He was also a master of martial arts, which was the cause of his initial fame in the movie industry.
However, after his minor inconvenience of death, Chuck has made a full recovery, and is reported to be doing quite well.
It has also been reported that the Corona virus is in self isolation for 14 days due to being exposed to Chuck Norris.

So I think I have the corona virus.

One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.

Covid 19 and trump

Health secretary in a briefing to Trump: "Sir, in Chennai, India 36 Tamillians have been killed due to Corona Virus"
Trump is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes wells up. He is unable to speak.
Health secretary is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect him so badly.
After a few minutes, in a trembling voice, Trump asks "So, how many millions are there in *one tamillion?

I've just bought my pet duck a face mask so I can take him for a walk during corona-virus.

Its nothing flashy but it fits the bill.

Did you hear about the night club where barry manilow caught the Corona Virus?

It called the Covidcabanna.

Time machine back to 2019

Dr. Fauci is at the beach when he discovers a bottle, he opens it and a Genie appears.
The Genie says, "I have been trapped for 1000 years.
As a reward you can make a wish."
Dr. Fauci thinks about it and says - Get me time machine so that I can go to 2019 and stop the Chinese spread corona virus.
The Genie replies, "I don't know I can do a lot, but this? Don't you have another wish?"
Dr. Fauci thinks and finally says, OK.
Can you get Floridians wear face mask?
The Genie says, "Which year did you say?"

Boss: "You called in sick yesterday and said you had the Corona virus. You can't be here until you get tested"

Me: "I said I had a case of Corona and I wasn't coming in to work. I never said anything about a virus"

What do guns and corona virus have in common

They were both created in China now every American has one

I was told that wearing a mask and gloves would be enough during the corona virus pandemic

but when I got to the store I was told that pants and a shirt were also required

How do we know the corona virus wasn't made in China?

Because we've had it for almost a year now and it's still working

I'm starting to think Corona Virus is a girlfriend

It explains how I've come in close contact three times, but never got it

Scotland know the right way to deal with corona virus...

They've gone into full loch down.

My wife is really worried about our upcoming cruise because of the Corona Virus.

I said, Don't worry. We are all on the same boat.

I gave the woman next door the Corona virus The husband was fuming, and I feel morally guilty

it goes against what I've been taught.
Thou shall no COVID the neighbors wife..

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The impact of these corona virus jokes can be both social and psychological. They can help to ease tensions, create bonds between people, and even improve overall mental health. The success of a joke often relies on the delivery, timing, and audience. Jokes can be used in various settings, from social gatherings to professional presentations, and are often employed to lighten the mood or enhance a story.