Corona Jokes
115 corona jokes and hilarious corona puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corona that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the best coronavirus jokes, perfect for any occasion! From corona shadi to corona exams to Corona Beer Virus, these puns and one-liners will be sure to get a laugh out of everyone. Try incorporating a beer or crown in your next joke!
Funniest Corona Short Jokes
Short corona jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corona humour may include short crown jokes also.
- America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona By keeping the first one going
- Chuck Norris coronavirus joke Chuck Norris doesn't get Corona Virus.
Coronavirus gets Chuck Norris. - Corona must have hit India hard... I´ve not recieved a single phone call this week from
Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer. - I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus... It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill
- A girl I'm hitting on just caught the Corona virus I might have a chance now, as she's lost all her taste...
- I wish Corona could have started in Las Vegas... Because what happens in vegas stays in Vegas
- I tried to make a corona virus joke last year. Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.
- A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.
The bartender says "that'll be 2020" - A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes... The bartender says that'll be $20.20
- I hope this virus gets cleared up before tick season... Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme
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Corona One Liners
Which corona one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corona? I can suggest the ones about coral and coroner.
- COVID 19 is like Pasta Asians invented it, Italians spread it.
- Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings. Corona did what Trump promised
- During the corona virus lockdown I've lost 95kgs I'm ganna miss the wife and kids
- I made a Corona virus joke the other day People said it was tasteless.
- I would tell you a Corona joke. But it's tasteless.
- Oddly both my iq test and my Corona test came back with the same result Negetive
- How do you know if a penguin has corona? It has to ice-olate
- My mom's sister doesn't get Corona. She has an auntie body.
- People are telling this corona joke But I don't get it.
- Lice are immune to corona makes scientists all over the world scratch their head
- China finally got what they want ! They managed to coronise the world.
- Have you heard of the new hit dance called the corona Shuffle? All the kids say it sick.
- Corona Virus has spread to species of birds It now infects bat man and robin
- Corona Extra Sounds like a spoiler for 2021
- How is Snoop Dogg combating the corona virus? Bleeaoch!
Corona Beer Jokes
Here is a list of funny corona beer jokes and even better corona beer puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- In an attempt to create synergy, an airline and a beer company merged. It think it was a smart move for the newly formed Alaska Natural Ice. However, I'm less optimistic about Corona Delta.
- Corona beer sales have plummeted just because of the name similarity Which I don't get cause, when O.J killed his wife I didn't stop drinking orange juice
- My astronomer friend had too much beer on cinco de mayo and threw up I guess you could say it was a corona mass ejection
- Father Tim threw me out of church for drinking a beer during the service. Corona mass ejection.
Witty Corona Jokes for Laughter-Filled Fun with Friends
What funny jokes about corona you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean covid 19 jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corona pranks.
Beer is good.
After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.
The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.
The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.
The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.
The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.
The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."
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If you ever see a woman drinking a Corona...
...you should ask her out immediately, because you know she'll s**... anything.
What did the brown dwarf say to the bartender?
I'd like a Corona, please.
A Mexican electrician accidentally touched a live wire.
He suffered a Corona discharge.
When do the Coronavirus symptoms begin to show up?
Right off the bat.
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I really hope coronavirus can't spread through s**....
It would be so lonely being the last man on Earth.
This Corona virus is a blessing.
My wife doesn't want to travel anywhere.
She no longer buys anything online, since everything comes from China.
she doesn't go to the mall to avoid the crowds.
she spends all of her time in a mask with her mouth closed.
Best thing that has ever happened in my life.
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The coronavirus is a lot like a k**... s**... life.
Don't mind having it, but I'm scared that my parents have it too.
Ivor Chestikov joke
The first case for COVID-19 has been confirmed in Russia.
The patients name is Ivor Chestikov.
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Ellen jail joke
Ellen DeGeneres coronavirus jail joke - Today, I am filming this in my living room because all the other rooms in my house are filled with toilet paper !
One thing that I've learned from being in quarantine is that people this is like being in jail, is what it is !
It's mostly because I've been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay.
Okay, let's hash this out now...
Who else is going as the corona virus for Halloween?
Coronavirus ruining your plan for 2020? Save them for 2022!
Cause 2022 is 2020 too.
My friend said that Donald Trump had found someone to blame over the Corona virus outbreak...
I asked him,'Who?'
An Italian, an American and a Spanish guy walk into a bar
Shouldn't have done that, now they all got corona
Trump's Coronavirus response may be turning off Older voters
RIP
I hear all the kids that did the Tide Pod challenge can't get the Corona virus...
Because their social distancing is 6 feet vertical.
Coronavirus is much older than we knew
My great great grandparents came West in a Covid wagon
What does coronavirus have for breakfast?
Ebola cereal
Coronavirus could keep us in lockdown for years
Get ready for the 'Boring Twenties'.
I'm kind of glad that we're getting into the tic season...
Always liked having Lyme with my Corona.
This Just in: Casinos in Vegas are hoping to be open by Memorial Day. I'm really excited to get back to work!
Said, the Corona Virus.
This year will be the first Cinco de Mayo ...
When Americans try to avoid getting a case of Corona.
What do Coronavirus panic in England and divorce in the United States have in common?
They're both commonly caused by BBC.
THIS CORONA QUARANTINE HAS GIVEN MY WIFE ALZHEIMERS!!
She doesn't remember what she ever saw in me.
Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death
Plaguearism
Why America failed to save the world from Coronavirus
Thor is in Asgard
Ironman died
Captain is now old
Hulk doesn't have much power. Rest of the Avengers are suffering from Corona and China ate Spiderman and Batman.
Joking about Kim jong uns death and corona are kind of the same. First we made memes about it....
....then we either ended up dead or locked inside
God I would hate it if this covid pandemic kept going all the way through to tick season.
I really don't like corona with Lyme.
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How did the coronavirus blow a 100-10 lead on racism in the United States?
Because racism has the home-field advantage.
You're so positive!!!
A message from Corona
Whenever I'm afraid of Corona, I remind myself of my mom's six sisters.
So many auntie bodies...
What does Coronavirus and Cops have in common?
They both take your breath away.
This Corona app is like Tinder in reverse...
...first you meet, then you find out you have a match and suddenly you feel rather lonely.
So I think I have the corona virus.
One of the symptoms is a loss of taste, and for a brief moment I thought Justin Bieber was talented.
Covid 19 and trump
Health secretary in a briefing to Trump: "Sir, in Chennai, India 36 Tamillians have been killed due to Corona Virus"
Trump is silent. His lips quiver. His hands shiver. His eyes wells up. He is unable to speak.
Health secretary is stunned. He never imagined that this event could affect him so badly.
After a few minutes, in a trembling voice, Trump asks "So, how many millions are there in *one tamillion?
What's something that can be not popular but very viral?
Corona in the end of 2019
Coronavirus has its own YouTube channel now.
Already 8,931,812 followers and counting.
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They say coronavirus came from China.
I am not buying it, no one can sneeze that hard.
How did Michael Jackson get corona?
He was only wearing one glove.
I don't understand why people have a problem with corona protest demonstrations.
Shouldn't everyone be pro testing?
People keep telling me the fact I lost my ability to smell could be due to Corona and I should get tested.
That's nonsense, I think it's due to the frequent washing.
What can the Coronavirus do that the US government can't?
Stop school shootings.
If the Coronavirus really isn't about a beer...
Then why do I keep seeing cases of it?
My city decided to ban alcoholic drinks
Our health department started reporting 0 cases of corona
What do you call a Russian politician who is first to test their new Corona vaccine?
Alexei Navalni
Boss: "You called in sick yesterday and said you had the Corona virus. You can't be here until you get tested"
Me: "I said I had a case of Corona and I wasn't coming in to work. I never said anything about a virus"
What do guns and corona virus have in common
They were both created in China now every American has one
Two couples walk into a bar
Two couples walk into a bar
They order a Corona, two Hurricanes and a fireball.
The bartender tells them "Okay, that will be 20.20."
They say that coronavirus kills you...
But we polled 25,000 Americans and not a single one had died! Who needs masks?
I used to think that Boris Johnson getting corona must be the irony of the century.
However, it just got trumped.
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Social Distancing is so unbelievably s**...
If corona came from China, surely it can go another 6ft.
Corona is like your wife
Initially you try to control it, but then you realise you can't and then try to live with it.
I was told that wearing a mask and gloves would be enough during the corona virus pandemic
but when I got to the store I was told that pants and a shirt were also required
The way this year has gone so far
I wouldn't be surprised if the Corona virus vaccine will be available in suppository form only.
How do we know the corona virus wasn't made in China?
Because we've had it for almost a year now and it's still working
I'm starting to think Corona Virus is a girlfriend
It explains how I've come in close contact three times, but never got it
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The 12 Days of Corona
In the year 2020, the pandemic gave to me:
12 Cancelled Plans
11 Face Masks
10 Sanitizers
9 m**... Hornets
8 Zoom Calls
7 Mental Breakdowns
6 Feet Apart
5 Curbside Pickups
4 Quarantines
3 Travel Restrictions
2 Karens Complaining
And a massive shortage of Grocery Store TP
What goes well with Coronavirus?
Lime disease
^I'll ^^see ^^^myself ^^^^out
Coronavirus really changed my Tour of Italy...
... the waitress at Olive Garden had to bring it out to my car.
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Corona isn't Trump's fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's. SARS wasn't Bush's.
...and only a handful of cases of h**... was Clinton's.
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What do you say when Coronavirus knocks on your door?
f**...-cough
