The Best 35 Corona Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corona jokes. There are some corona carlsberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corona liter puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corona Jokes and Puns

America seems to have successfully prevented a second wave of corona

By keeping the first one going

Corona must have hit India hard...

Iยดve not recieved a single phone call this week from
Microsoft to warn me about a virus on my computer.

Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!

Cause 2022 is 2020 too.

Corona joke, Coronavirus ruining your plans for 2020? Save them for 2022!

COVID 19 is like Pasta

Asians invented it, Italians spread it.

Corona isn't Trump's fault. Ebola wasn't Obama's. SARS wasn't Bush's.

...and only a handful of cases of herpes was Clinton's.


Eminem Coronavirus joke

Apparently, Eminem is rumored to be diagnosed with Coronavirus

In a statement released by doctors, it has been revealed that his palms were sweaty, knees weak and arms were heavy. He presented with vomit on his sweater already. Initial testing has revealed it was mums spaghetti

John Travolta Coronavirus joke

As see on the CNN John Travolta was hospitalised for a suspected Coronavirus. But doctors soon realised that it was only a Saturday Night Fever and he will be Staying Alive.

Corona joke, John Travolta Coronavirus joke

I recently bought my pet duck a mask, to protect it from corona virus...

It's nothing flashy, but it fits the bill

President Joe Biden announced that he would give a free bottle of Bud Light to anyone who got a vaccine.

Not to be outdone, the next day, the President Obrador of Mexico announced that he would give a bottle of Corona to anyone who got a vaccine.

The day after, the President Higgins of Ireland announced that he'd be giving out free bottles of water.

Biden and Obrador were confused and gave the Irish President a Zoom call. "We kinda expected you to give out free Guiness, being from Ireland and all"

The Irish President replied: "Well, if you guys aren't giving out beer, then neither am I."

Ellen jail joke

Ellen DeGeneres coronavirus jail joke - Today, I am filming this in my living room because all the other rooms in my house are filled with toilet paper !

One thing that I've learned from being in quarantine is that people this is like being in jail, is what it is !

It's mostly because I've been wearing the same clothes for 10 days and everyone in here is gay.

I like my women how I like my Corona viruses

Easy to get, quick to spread and leaving me out of breath

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I'm gonna tell you a joke about corona virus...

You have to wait 2 weeks to see if you get it!

Cheap oil, no immigration and no school shootings.

Corona did what Trump promised

Trump lysol joke

President Trump is completely right about coronavirus treatment.

If you eat chloroquine phosphate, drink a pint of Chlorox, shoot-up rubbing alcohol, shove a flashlight up your ass, and crash on a tanning bed, you will never get Covid-19

A girl I'm hitting on just caught the Corona virus

I might have a chance now, as she's lost all her taste...

Corona isn't Trump's fault, Ebola wasn't Obama's, Sars wasn't Bush's

And only a handful of Herpes cases was Clinton's

Corona joke, Corona isn't Trump's fault, Ebola wasn't Obama's, Sars wasn't Bush's

I wish Corona could have started in Las Vegas...

Because what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

I tried to make a corona virus joke last year.

Nobody laughed at the time, but eventually everyone got it.

I wish the Coronavirus started in Las Vegas

because what happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas.


Beer is good.


After the Great Britain Beer Festival, in London, all the brewery presidents decided to go out for a beer.

The guy from Corona sits down and says, "Hey Senor, I would like the world's best beer, a Corona." The bartender dusts off a bottle from the shelf and gives it to him.

The guy from Budweiser says, "I'd like the best beer in the world, give me 'The King Of Beers', a Budweiser." The bartender gives him one.

The guy from Coors says, "I'd like the only beer made with Rocky Mountain spring water, give me a Coors." He gets it.

The guy from Guinness sits down and says, "Give me a Coke." The bartender is a little taken aback, but gives him what he ordered.

The other brewery presidents look over at him and ask "Why aren't you drinking a Guinness?" and the Guinness president replies, "Well, I figured if you guys aren't drinking beer, neither would I."

If the Coronavirus really isn't about a beer...

Then why do I keep seeing cases of it?

A man walks into a bar and orders a Corona and two hurricanes...

The bartender says that'll be $20.20

America's coronavirus response is a lot like my ex-girlfriend's legs.

They opened up fast for just about anyone, and now everyone who took advantage is suffering from a viral infection.

A bear walks into a bar..

A bear walks into a bar and asks the barman for "One Corona, two margaritas and.........a lemonade". The barman replies "Sure, but why the big pause?". The bear looks down and says "That's the way I am".

Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death

Plaguearism

Boss: "You called in sick yesterday and said you had the Corona virus. You can't be here until you get tested"

Me: "I said I had a case of Corona and I wasn't coming in to work. I never said anything about a virus"

I hope this virus gets cleared up before tick season...

Or else we'll have Corona with Lyme

If you ever see a woman drinking a Corona...

...you should ask her out immediately, because you know she'll swallow anything.

If coronavirus isn't about beer...

why do I keep seeing cases of it?

The way this year has gone so far

I wouldn't be surprised if the Corona virus vaccine will be available in suppository form only.

Man walks into a bar

Orders a corona and 2 hurricanes.

Bartender says, that'll be $20.20

During the corona virus lockdown I've lost 95kgs

I'm ganna miss the wife and kids

What do guns and corona virus have in common

They were both created in China now every American has one

I'm starting to think Corona Virus is a girlfriend

It explains how I've come in close contact three times, but never got it

The spread of Corona Virus is based on 2 factors:

1. How dense the population is.

2. How dense the population is.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corona gulps jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working corona coors piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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