Corolla Jokes

Following is our collection of heaven puns and sedan one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Corolla jokes for adults, dirty admit jokes and clean ashamed dad gags for kids.

The Best Corolla Puns

I have a sexy body

In the trunk of my Corolla.

A jewish man's wife dies

So he decides to place an obituary in the newspaper, and phones their agent.

"Just put 'Sarah died' in the paper."

"But Sir, for the same money of only one line, you can add another four words!"

"Oh. Let me think about that.."

He phones back a few minutes later and says

"Put in the paper: 'Sarah died. Toyota Corolla for sale' .."

A corollary

We all know you can tell a chemist from a plumber by asking the to pronounce 'unionized', but sometime ask a herpetologist about a 'cloaking' device.

Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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