The Best 4 Corolla Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corolla jokes. There are some corolla sedan jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corolla ashamed puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Corolla Jokes and Puns

I have a sexy body

In the trunk of my Corolla.

A jewish man's wife dies

So he decides to place an obituary in the newspaper, and phones their agent.

"Just put 'Sarah died' in the paper."

"But Sir, for the same money of only one line, you can add another four words!"

"Oh. Let me think about that.."

He phones back a few minutes later and says

"Put in the paper: 'Sarah died. Toyota Corolla for sale' .."

A corollary

We all know you can tell a chemist from a plumber by asking the to pronounce 'unionized', but sometime ask a herpetologist about a 'cloaking' device.

Flynn's Corollary to Hanlon's Razor

Never attribute to stupidity that which is adequately explained by re-election.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corolla wife jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working corolla lots piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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