Corny Jokes
97 corny jokes and hilarious corny puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corny that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
A collection of corn and cliche jokes that are sure to make her, him and your crush laugh. Discover the perfect (corny) joke to make them smile with our selection of hilarious jokes.
Funniest Corny Short Jokes
Short corny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corny humour may include short cheesy jokes also.
- Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up... Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo. - Why shouldn't you rip up a dollar when someone asks for change? Because it doesn't make cents!
(Thought up on my way home, may not be original, but gave me that corny smile 🤦♂️) - What's green and flies over Germany ? Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace! - My wife asked me to stop with the corny dad jokes I said I was going to do a chemistry joke next, but now I'm afraid of the reaction.
- My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's What has two knees and swims in the ocean?
A Two-knee fish!..... - heres another corny joke Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
- I made a movie about farm life... ...but the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.
- What do you call a Ghost without any Boo's? SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was - Which profession has the worst sense of humour? Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*. - Ice, Ice baby! In the 90s it was a corny rap song
Now it's 3 people at a detention center
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Corny One Liners
Which corny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corny? I can suggest the ones about funny and goofy.
- Jokes about the human body are generally corny… Jokes about eyes though are even cornea.
- Wow, you all like my corny dad jokes? Aw, shucks.
- What dish makes the worst jokes at a Thanksgiving dinner? The corny bread.
- what can u make with onions and baked beans? tear gas
- What is a scarecrow's favorite kind of joke? A corny one.
- another corny joke What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two.
- What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with? A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
- does anyone wanna hear my corny jokes? i promise you- they're a-maize-ing!
- All the jokes here are so corny... It's aMAIZEing
- What was the cat's favorite sport? Rugpee
(Thanks to my corny dad for this one) - What did the baby corn say to its mother? Where's popcorn?
Was that too corny for you? - did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian I heard all his jokes were corny
- Do you guys wanna hear a joke about Iowa? Nevermind, it's probably too corny.
- what do you call a joke with vegetables in it? Corny
- I want to tell a joke about polenta but I don't want it to be too corny
Old Corny Jokes
Here is a list of funny old corny jokes and even better old corny puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Where did the old go when he thought he was dying? Well the LIVING ROOM of course
Lol..annoyingly corny, yet funny
Kids Corny Jokes
Here is a list of funny kids corny jokes and even better kids corny puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My kid asked me what root beer was made of... I told him beer squared.
Original joke. May have been made before but i thought it was ~~funny~~corny.
Howlingly Hilarious Corny Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What funny jokes about corny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silly jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corny pranks.
A lot of people think puns are corny.
I find them rather a-maize-ing!
Why did the mature guy enjoy the painfully corny joke?
Because he was a groan man.
I need a joke in to tell my Hispanic manager!
I tried telling my boss a corny joke but he said he didn't get it because it was too 'American'(his words not mine). So i told him I'd find a joke in Spanish and try telling him it. I want to make my boss laugh so help me out guys! So if you know any work friendly jokes in Spanish post them here with a translation. Thanks!
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What was the victim of the car c**... wearing?
A Casualty
(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)
100% Guraneed Originality
You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
While were at it, this is the joke I made up when I was 9
A football team is eating in the cafeteria and they're all waiting in line. Sean plays safety on the football team, and all of the sudden, he starts to cut the line!
Everybody is upset: "Why do you get to go ahead?" They asked.
Sean replied: "Safety First!"
Corny I know, but I was convinced I would be a comedian
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Get ready for a corny joke!
***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***
Life is a maze.
What should I buy for dinner?
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year.
..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
Did I tell you the one about the maize?
Nevermind, it's too corny.
Even the first puns ever were corny
The first pun ever recorded is in the Epic of Gilgamesh. It states that the heavens will drop kibtu which stands for corn. But kibtu was a pun for kibittu which means misery. I guess even the first puns were corny...
Have you heard about the man that sells corn? He's a bit...
...Corny...
Corny Jokes
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?
Because they're too high-strung.
Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
Warning... Corny level is over 9000... What do you call a billionaire fish?
A gillionaire
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The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.
Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". s**... and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
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Corny jokes!
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are s**...!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
I've always been corny...
When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows.
Have you guys heard the joke about the airplane?
I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads....
CORNY JOKES THREAD!
OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!
Corny Japanese Cartoons
Ani-maize
...I'll leave now.
Why didn't the two slices of bread talk?
Because there was beef between them!
> I was arguing with my girlfriend about what constitutes a sandwich. One thing lead to another and this corny joke was born. It's probably been said before. Enjoy!
What's a pirates favorite letter?
You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'
Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes
I was gonna make a vegetable pun
But i thought it'd be too corny
So my bf and I walk into a bar. We notice this guy kept hitting on the female bartender by telling her corny jokes as she fake chuckles.
One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎
[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?
Yello?
(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
Aerial
Why didn't the monk sell his temple?
*Because it had no monastery value.*
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Wanna know what's really corny?
A field of corn.
I hate corny animal puns.
For fox sake, stop it!
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s**... gone wrong [CORNY]
-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.
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How do cows pay for things?
With MOO-Lah
(if too corny just shiv me fam)
Weather forecast for today: Partly sunny...
... partly moony.
Thanks mom for the corny joke to share on the internet.
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Why do Midwesterners have such great smiles?
Because their diet is very corny and cheesy.
(Corny) Why could nobody understand the unemployed man?
He made no cents.
Why did the pun taste good?
Because it was corny.
Two corny jokes
Why did the farmer standing in the field call 911?
He thought he was being stalked.
Why did the corn go to the doctor?
It had an ear infection.
I was going to tell a cereal joke at my first stand-up gig
But it was too corny, so I flaked.
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What do you call a fox hole full of s**... soldiers?
A p**... Hole
yes I know it's a head s**... it's so corny!
What was Paul McCartney's response to people asking why his music is so corny?
"Maybe I'm a maize"
A joke about ethanol
nvm... too corny.
Oh, but I do have a ~~construction joke~~ - eh, actually I'm still working on it.
;D
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!
Why do tortillas get such a bad wrap?
Because they are so corny.
What happens when you're not ready for a corny pick-up line?
You're left shocked.
A corny joke.
How did the Scarecrow become a. neurosurgeon so fast? It's because he was amazing in his field.
You know what's corny and cheesy?
Tacos.
I was thinking of making puns about grain...
But most people can *barley* stand it.
Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry
I was going to tell a joke about a podiatrist
But I figured that it would be too corny.
What do you say after telling a really bad eye joke?
Corny uh?
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Why can't you make jokes about maizes?
They'll always be corny
knock knock
who's there?
dishes
dishes who?
dishes a very corny and bad joke
Here's a sweet (But corny) joke!
Q: What do you call three packs of Twix?
A: Six.
They told me I'm corny , I said of corns not
I can't be a comedian, you see.
What do you call a fat businessman?
An entree-preneur
\*I randomly thought of this just now, ik it's a simple and corny joke
What is the difference between corn on the cob and corn off the cob?
Now that I have your ear- there is no punchline. This has all just been a corny set up.
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Corny joke from a warehouse worker.
Was loading semi trailers and it was raining like h**.... Asked my team lead to step inside a trailer with me.
"Hey Billy, I keep hearing a weird noise every time I step in a trailer."
"What's it sound like?"
(While pointing at the roof) "It sounds like autotune."
"Autotune?"
"Yeah, it's just a Lil Wayne."
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How do you have a serious conversation with a s**...?
You have to be very blunt with them.
[corny joke alert]
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So you think dad jokes are corny?
Well, eye jokes are cornea!
Please stop including corny details about your family as a blatant ploy to garner additional upvotes and awards by increasing the emotional impact of your post.
This was said to me just now by my 3 year old. So proud! Got a real eye roll from my wife too, so I know it was a good one. Tinged with sadness though, as it reminds me own dad, who went out to get milk and never came back
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I was driving down the road when I saw some cows in the road.
I slowed down and rolled down the window. They told me to *mooooooooooooove* along.
(Corny as h**..., I know. Thanks, Dad)
