Howlingly Hilarious Corny Jokes for an Unforgettable Evening
What kind of fish would you want to go to bed with?
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
It's kinda corny...
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
what can u make with onions and baked beans?
tear gas
What's green and flies over Germany ?
Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!
I need a joke in to tell my Hispanic manager!
I tried telling my boss a corny joke but he said he didn't get it because it was too 'American'(his words not mine). So i told him I'd find a joke in Spanish and try telling him it. I want to make my boss laugh so help me out guys! So if you know any work friendly jokes in Spanish post them here with a translation. Thanks!
What was the victim of the car c**... wearing?
A Casualty
(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)
100% Guraneed Originality
You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
Get ready for a corny joke!
***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***
Life is a maze.
Kinda corny but it did actually crack me up...
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.
Why can't anxious people walk on tight ropes?
Because they're too high-strung.
Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
The last joke my brother made up, before he passed away this week.
Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". s**... and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
Corny jokes!
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are s**...!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
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My dad called in and told this joke to win a corny joke contest in the 70's
What has two knees and swims in the ocean?
A Two-knee fish!.....
did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian
I heard all his jokes were corny
Why didn't the two slices of bread talk?
Because there was beef between them!
> I was arguing with my girlfriend about what constitutes a sandwich. One thing lead to another and this corny joke was born. It's probably been said before. Enjoy!
What's a pirates favorite letter?
You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'
Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes
So my bf and I walk into a bar. We notice this guy kept hitting on the female bartender by telling her corny jokes as she fake chuckles.
One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎
[Corny] What does a highlighter say when it answers the phone?
Yello?
(Corny)-Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
(Corny)-What do you call a mermaid on a roof?
Aerial
Which profession has the worst sense of humour?
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.
Why didn't the monk sell his temple?
*Because it had no monastery value.*
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
Wanna know what's really corny?
A field of corn.
s**... gone wrong [CORNY]
-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.
Have you heard the one about the grain farmer?
It was corny.
What did the baby corn say to its mother?
Where's popcorn?
Was that too corny for you?
(Corny) Why could nobody understand the unemployed man?
He made no cents.
Why did the pun taste good?
Because it was corny.
What did baby corn say to mummy corn?
Where's popcorn?
.....Sorry.....I know this joke is corny.....
What did the DJ say to the farmer?
Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
I know, it was corny.
I was going to tell a cereal joke at my first stand-up gig
But it was too corny, so I flaked.
A joke about ethanol
nvm... too corny.
Oh, but I do have a ~~construction joke~~ - eh, actually I'm still working on it.
;D
What do you call a fake noodle?
An im-pasta.
Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!
Why do tortillas get such a bad wrap?
Because they are so corny.
What do you call a Ghost without any Boo's?
SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was
I was thinking of making puns about grain...
But most people can *barley* stand it.
Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry
Ice, Ice baby!
In the 90s it was a corny rap song
Now it's 3 people at a detention center
Why can't you make jokes about maizes?
They'll always be corny
knock knock
who's there?
dishes
dishes who?
dishes a very corny and bad joke
Here's a sweet (But corny) joke!
Q: What do you call three packs of Twix?
A: Six.
Why did the old man fall in the well?
Because he couldn't see that well!
What was the cat's favorite sport?
Rugpee
(Thanks to my corny dad for this one)
What do you call a fat businessman?
An entree-preneur
\*I randomly thought of this just now, ik it's a simple and corny joke
I want to tell a joke about polenta
but I don't want it to be too corny
does anyone wanna hear my corny jokes?
i promise you- they're a-maize-ing!
What is the difference between corn on the cob and corn off the cob?
Now that I have your ear- there is no punchline. This has all just been a corny set up.
Corny joke from a warehouse worker.
Was loading semi trailers and it was raining like h**.... Asked my team lead to step inside a trailer with me.
"Hey Billy, I keep hearing a weird noise every time I step in a trailer."
"What's it sound like?"
(While pointing at the roof) "It sounds like autotune."
"Autotune?"
"Yeah, it's just a Lil Wayne."
What did the baby corn call his dad?
Popcorn.
(sorry if that joke was a little corny)
heres another corny joke
Why do fathers take an extra pair of socks when they go golfing? In case they get a hole in one!
heres another corny joke
Singing in the shower is fun until you get soap in your mouth. Then it's a soap opera.
another corny joke
Did you hear about the kidnapping at school? It's fine, he woke up.
another corny joke
What did the drummer call his twin daughters? Anna one Anna two.
How do you have a serious conversation with a s**...?
You have to be very blunt with them.
[corny joke alert]
Wow, you all like my corny dad jokes?
Aw, shucks.
Why shouldn't you rip up a dollar when someone asks for change?
Because it doesn't make cents!
(Thought up on my way home, may not be original, but gave me that corny smile 🤦♂️)
Do you guys wanna hear a joke about Iowa?
Nevermind, it's probably too corny.
So you think dad jokes are corny?
Well, eye jokes are cornea!
Please stop including corny details about your family as a blatant ploy to garner additional upvotes and awards by increasing the emotional impact of your post.
This was said to me just now by my 3 year old. So proud! Got a real eye roll from my wife too, so I know it was a good one. Tinged with sadness though, as it reminds me own dad, who went out to get milk and never came back
All the jokes here are so corny...
It's aMAIZEing
I was driving down the road when I saw some cows in the road.
I slowed down and rolled down the window. They told me to *mooooooooooooove* along.
(Corny as h**..., I know. Thanks, Dad)
I made a movie about farm life...
...but the film quality was too grainy and the plot was very corny.
what do you call a joke with vegetables in it?
Corny
What is a scarecrow's favorite kind of joke?
A corny one.
