Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.
-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.
Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me.
I tried telling my boss a corny joke but he said he didn't get it because it was too 'American'(his words not mine). So i told him I'd find a joke in Spanish and try telling him it. I want to make my boss laugh so help me out guys! So if you know any work friendly jokes in Spanish post them here with a translation. Thanks!
What has two knees and swims in the ocean?
A Two-knee fish!.....
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
tear gas
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!
*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale
*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous
*Living Long* by Diane Perish
*How to Get Rich* by Robin A. Bank
*I'm So Greedy* by Jenna Russ
*How to Drive a Manual Transmission* by Otto Matic
*How to be a Great Pilot* by Mae Day
*Where to Find Wildebeests* By Sara N. Getti
*Raising Kids* by Bill E. Goat
*Warriors of Feudal Japan* by Sam A. Rye
*Woodwind Instruments* by Clara Net
*Tragedy at the Grand Canyon* by Eileen Dover
*The Human Brain* by Sir E. Brum and Sara Bellum
*Deep in Debt* by Owen A. Lott
*The World is a Big Place* by Mike Robe
*Confessions of a Mental Patient* by Justin Sane
Once upon a time there were three brothers.
There names were Shadhap, Traboule and Mannars.
One day Traboule was lost so the two other brothers went to the police.
Then Mannars had to go to the washroom and told his brother to talk to the policeman.
The policeman asked, "What is your name?"
"Shadhap." the remaining brother answered.
The policeman was shocked and replied, "My word! That is quite rude! I will ask again, what is your name?"
"Shadhap!" he replied again.
"Look here son, are you looking for trouble?"
"Oh my gosh yes! How did you know?"
The policeman now furious, "Where are your manners?"
"In the toilet sir!"
~~And the policeman fainted~~
And the cop shot him.
Aerial
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are stupid!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
*Because it had no monastery value.*
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
"Ouch! Mitosis!"
I'm so sorry you read this corny ass joke.
SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was
Because there was beef between them!
> I was arguing with my girlfriend about what constitutes a sandwich. One thing lead to another and this corny joke was born. It's probably been said before. Enjoy!
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.
A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.
Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
I know, it was corny.
Where's popcorn?
Was that too corny for you?
I heard all his jokes were corny
It was corny.
But it was too corny, so I flaked.
nvm... too corny.
Oh, but I do have a ~~construction joke~~ - eh, actually I'm still working on it.
;D
Because it was corny.
He made no cents.
Because they're too high-strung.
Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
A field of corn.
One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎
A Casualty
(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)
100% Guraneed Originality
You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'
Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes
Im not looking for long winded jokes that have a punch line, more just quick witted (Some corny, some not) jokes to say. Somewhat along the lines of "can santa get some ho ho hos?" or stuff like that.
Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking with someone about Corny? Well, here are the best Corny dad jokes to laugh out loud. Crazy funny puns and Corny pick up lines to share with friends.