Him: "If my name was Ella, and I married Darth Vader. My name would be Elevator". Stupid and corny, but it's exactly the kind of lame jokes he would make.
but it turned out to be a level 5 course.
Corny, but I'm still proud of myself.
Hey guys, don't know if you're familiar with these kind of jokes, but they were my favorite growing up, so I thought I'd post a bunch of the here. They're pretty corny, but I hope you enjoy!
*Take A Breather* by Justin Hale
*How to Become Famous* by Anonymous
*Living Long* by Diane Perish
*How to Get Rich* by Robin A. Bank
*I'm So Greedy* by Jenna Russ
*How to Drive a Manual Transmission* by Otto Matic
*How to be a Great Pilot* by Mae Day
*Where to Find Wildebeests* By Sara N. Getti
*Raising Kids* by Bill E. Goat
*Warriors of Feudal Japan* by Sam A. Rye
*Woodwind Instruments* by Clara Net
*Tragedy at the Grand Canyon* by Eileen Dover
*The Human Brain* by Sir E. Brum and Sara Bellum
*Deep in Debt* by Owen A. Lott
*The World is a Big Place* by Mike Robe
*Confessions of a Mental Patient* by Justin Sane
Q. What do you get if you insert human DNA into a chimpanzee?
A. Banned from the Zoo.
-Hey doc, so here's the thing, I felt really bad so I tried to kill myself with painkillers.
-Seriously? And what happened?
-After the first two, I felt much better.
1. What was wrong with the wooden car with wooden wheels?
It "wooden" go!
2. Why can't a dick be 12 inches long?
Because then it'd be a foot
3. A guy walks into the doctors office with a piece of lettuce hanging out of his ass. The doc takes one look and he says, "It looks like we have one hell of a problem here!" The guy responds "yea, and this is just the tip of the iceberg!"
4. I went to the zoo the other day. This zoo only had one dog.
It was a shitzu.
5.How did Hitler tie his shoesies?
In little Nazi's
6.If Al gore was a musician his album would be titled "Algorithms"
7.Sex while camping- It's intense!
8.How do Native Americans store their energy?
In ATP!
9.What's 10 inches long, pink and slippery?
A slipper.
10.What's blue and shaped like a square?
An undercover orange.
it was corny.
Snazis.
This insanely corny joke brought to you by my Dad, circa 1990.
May he rest in peace!
Cuz everyone was dying to get in.
It's CoRnY
He said he didn't want to hear another corny ass joke out of me.
I tried telling my boss a corny joke but he said he didn't get it because it was too 'American'(his words not mine). So i told him I'd find a joke in Spanish and try telling him it. I want to make my boss laugh so help me out guys! So if you know any work friendly jokes in Spanish post them here with a translation. Thanks!
What has two knees and swims in the ocean?
A Two-knee fish!.....
What did baby corn say to momma corn?
"Where's pop corn?"
tear gas
The bartender says, "Hey we have a drink named after you!"
The grasshopper replies, "You have a drink named Steve?"
favorite corny joke
A maize zing!!!
A cuddlefish! (corny I know)
But I think they're a-maize-ing!
Once upon a time there were three brothers.
There names were Shadhap, Traboule and Mannars.
One day Traboule was lost so the two other brothers went to the police.
Then Mannars had to go to the washroom and told his brother to talk to the policeman.
The policeman asked, "What is your name?"
"Shadhap." the remaining brother answered.
The policeman was shocked and replied, "My word! That is quite rude! I will ask again, what is your name?"
"Shadhap!" he replied again.
"Look here son, are you looking for trouble?"
"Oh my gosh yes! How did you know?"
The policeman now furious, "Where are your manners?"
"In the toilet sir!"
~~And the policeman fainted~~
And the cop shot him.
Aerial
Q: Why can't a bicycle stand on its own?
A: Because it's two-tired.
Q: What happens to nitrogen when the sun rises?
A: It becomes daytrogen.
Q: Where did Noah keep his bees?
A: In the Ark Hives!
Q: Can February March?
A: No, but April May.
Q: What is it called when you kill a friend?
A: Homiecide
"Fish tanks are stupid!"
"Why?"
"Fish don't even have any militaries!"
"Ouch! Mitosis!"
I'm so sorry you read this corny ass joke.
*Because it had no monastery value.*
Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:
It got stuck in a crack
SOBER!
Note: (am Dad) I told this joke to my kids at Olive Garden last night, and an old lady made sure to let me know how corny it was
Because there was beef between them!
> I was arguing with my girlfriend about what constitutes a sandwich. One thing lead to another and this corny joke was born. It's probably been said before. Enjoy!
Because I have some absolutely a-maize-ing ones!
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.
Because he already has a million degrees.
A corny poop joke. You can really visualize it.
It's too corny
Lettuce, turnip, the beet.
I know, it was corny.
It's both corny and cheesy.
He'll do it **Juan by Juan.** (So corny, IK.)
It was corny.
Where's popcorn?
Was that too corny for you?
I heard all his jokes were corny
Never mind, they're too corny.
Never mind. It's too corny.
I'll give you an ear full : ^ )
A corny one
But it might be too corny for y'all.
But it was too corny, so I flaked.
Because it was corny.
A corny one.
nvm... too corny.
Oh, but I do have a ~~construction joke~~ - eh, actually I'm still working on it.
;D
What did the one fish in the tank say to the other?
"Do you know how to drive this thing?"
Knock Knock!
Who's there?
Frank Lee!
Frank Lee who?
Frank Lee my dear, I don't give a darn!
A field of corn.
Because they're too high-strung.
Corny I know, but I wrote it myself and had to put it out there.
He made no cents.
Nah, It's too corny.
You think it's 'aarrrggh' but it's really the 'sea!'
Tell me your favorite corny one liner jokes
A Casualty
(Casual-Tee, as in Tee-Shirt)
100% Guraneed Originality
You can know for sure I made it up because of how corny it is...
One joke involved him asking her why no one trusted atoms. (Because they make up everything). My bf retaliates with his own joke... 'What do female bartenders like most about their male Patrons?.... Just the tip' 😎
Where's popcorn?
.....Sorry.....I know this joke is corny.....
Yello?
An im-pasta.
Lol, sorry if it's corny. Pizza hut guy came and my delivery request was to tell a joke. Shout out to delivery dude!
Im not looking for long winded jokes that have a punch line, more just quick witted (Some corny, some not) jokes to say. Somewhat along the lines of "can santa get some ho ho hos?" or stuff like that.
but it was too corny.
***What is Mr. Corn's philosophy on life?***
Life is a maze.
Sorry if the joke was too corny.
But most people can *barley* stand it.
Yes, I know. That was pretty *corny*. You're probably thinking, "*Rye* did you do this?" I'm probably going too *farro* with this. I'm sorry
Because they are so corny.
I'm all ears.
I'm on a road trip with a co-worker who hates corny, punny, cheesy and one liner type jokes. I love telling him those sorts of jokes trying to get him to laugh.
I had an idea. If you fine people hit me with some of your favorites, I'll spend the next two days telling him jokes and tell you which ones made him laugh. Please? It would make me laugh just trying.
Nevermind, it's too corny.
A football team is eating in the cafeteria and they're all waiting in line. Sean plays safety on the football team, and all of the sudden, he starts to cut the line!
Everybody is upset: "Why do you get to go ahead?" They asked.
Sean replied: "Safety First!"
Corny I know, but I was convinced I would be a comedian
Wolverine has DirecTV. Deadpool has Cable.
It's pretty corny
With MOO-Lah
(if too corny just shiv me fam)
But sometimes they're slightly corny.
A Pot Hole
yes I know it's a head slapper it's so corny!
How did the Scarecrow become a. neurosurgeon so fast? It's because he was amazing in his field.
Ethanol
I see frozen peas are cool this time of year.
..you might say that's a corny joke, but it's really not. It's a pea joke.
So I said, "I'm all ears!"
Who leads the corn into battle?
The kernal!
Bahahahaha
Why did the farmer standing in the field call 911?
He thought he was being stalked.
Why did the corn go to the doctor?
It had an ear infection.
A joke about shit that's corny!
...but it'd be pretty corny.
Then please, lend me your ear.
But corny ones are gouda
I'd tell it, but it'd go over your heads....
CORNY JOKES THREAD!
OP will deliver knee slappers and humdingers!
A gillionaire
find them funny. They're too corny.
Because he was a groan man.
Corny.
you'll be seeing them in your shit for days.
What kind of jokes do farmers tell?
CORNY JOKES!!!
What kind of bees produce milk?
--Boobies
Why does snoop dog carry an umbrella?
-- fo drizzle
What's black and rhymes with snoop?
--Dr. Dre
Why don't you play poker in the jungle?
-- Too many cheetahs
What did 50 cent say to his grandma when she have him a sweater for Xmas??
-- Gh, Gh, Ghee, U Knit..
It's a little corny.
When I was born, there were three storks. One to deliver me and two to fend off the crows.
All the corny jokes.
Ani-maize
...I'll leave now.
I want them all!
"What's brown and sticky?"
"A stick."
Corny jokes.
But i thought it'd be too corny
The jokes were pretty Corny.
What did one corn say to the other corn?
Lend me your ear.
Popcorn!
"Maybe I'm a maize"
Corny...
You're left shocked.
They make up everything!
Credit to wherever my awesomely lame chemistry teacher finds her corny jokes :)
..have no stalk in them.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To get to the idiots house!!!!
Knock Knock!!!!
(You know what comes next,comment for the rest)
I find them rather a-maize-ing!
Do you guys want to hear my vegetable jokes?... Never mind. They're way too corny.
Tacos.
But it was way too corny
For fox sake, stop it!
but it just came out too corny.
...but the film quality was too grainy and the acting was too corny.
Because their diet is very corny and cheesy.
... partly moony.
Thanks mom for the corny joke to share on the internet.
He was drinking on the cob.
Sorry for the corny joke.
But then I decided it was too corny.
I would say a unicorn joke but it would be to corny.
yea i'm pretty bad
Never mind I forgot the skewers.
Ba dum titss
A-maize-zing?
The first pun ever recorded is in the Epic of Gilgamesh. It states that the heavens will drop kibtu which stands for corn. But kibtu was a pun for kibittu which means misery. I guess even the first puns were corny...
How do characters in romantic comedies sext each other? "Omg baby I'm so corny right now"
Nevermind, it's too corny.
...but it was too corny
"Well at least they present a **kernel** of knowledge"
She claims she thought of this on the spot, I thought the double pun was pretty damn clever!
Cornflakes
That it was sold at the farmers' market
They are hard to digest.
She says they were too corny.
You put corn on it.
But it's too corny.
An Asian comedian
Never mind, it's too corny
It seems too corny
"That outfit makes you look very corny."
So corny. Haha
They're really corny.
no??? Awww Shucks
You get a cobbler!
Corny.
I think it's because I'm corny
I guess I'm just not wheaty enough.
This joke is corny but my absolute favorite. Has been for many years.
Nah, it's too corny.
It probably would be to corny (I'm not funny)
Aw shucks!
(Yes, I know this joke is very corny)
Did you ever wanted to prank someone about Corny? Well, here are the best jokes about Corny to have fun with.