Cornwall Jokes

Humoristic puns and funny pick up lines

The house phone

went at one minute past midnight last night, I answered and went all sombre as I was talking to the wife's Dad.

I came off the phone and told the wife her mother had died of a heart attack. She immediately got up and drove through the night from Cornwall to Aberdeen, she'll just be arriving now. This has to be my best April fools joke yet.

How many people from Cornwall does it take to change a lightbulb?

They don't care, as long as they do it better than people from Devon.


Both Cream and The Jam were going to reunite for gigs in Devon and Cornwall this year, but the venues couldn't agree about who should go on first.

What are the funniest cornwall jokes of all time?

Did you ever wanted to stand out with a good sense of humour joking about Cornwall? Well, here are the best Cornwall puns to laugh out loud. Crazy and funny Cornwall pick up lines to share with friends.


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