Corns Jokes

Following is our collection of maize puns and husk one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Corns jokes for adults, dirty corny jokes and clean zea dad gags for kids.

The Best Corns Puns

What do you call the children of the corns father?

Pop corn.

They told me I'm corny , I said of corns not

I can't be a comedian, you see.

Why do you need to be careful when you're inside a grocery store?

Potatoes have eyes, corns have ears, and beanstalk

Do you want some cornstarch and water?

Because I want to treat you batter.

Who is the supreme religious leader of the corns?

Pope corn!


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