Corniest Jokes

Following is our collection of roughest puns and shittiest one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Corniest jokes for adults, dirty crop jokes and clean creepiest dad gags for kids.

The Best Corniest Puns

Corniest joke I know.

Two friars decide to open up a business selling flowers in LA. They settup a booth right outside of Hugh Hefners playboy mansion. After about a week, their business wasnt going so well and it was also driving away people from the playboy mansion seeing two friars outside.

Eventually Hugh Hefner himself came out and put a stop to all of this.

The point of the story is: Only Hugh can prevent florist friars.

Badum psh

What the corniest part of a corn field?

The corner.

I could tell you a joke about farming...

But it would be the corniest joke you'd ever herd...

Brace yourself for the shortest and corniest joke in the world

What do you call a fly with no wings....... A walk

What is the name of the corniest Jedi?

Maize Windu


What's the corniest style of clothing ever made?

A crop top

There is an abundance of gayest jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 6 funniest jokes and corniest puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any lamest witze you can hear about corniest.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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