The Best 16 Cornflakes Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cornflakes jokes. There are some cornflakes crispies jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cornflakes crunch puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cornflakes Jokes and Puns

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.

Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"

"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."

Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."

Why were cornflakes invented joke

Well your favourite morning meal was invented to lower your libido and stops you from masturbating early in the morning.

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle..... she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together. After a while she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him about the trouble she is having with the puzzle. He tells her to look at the picture on the front and tell him what it looks like. The blonde says, Okay, well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it. 
After a long pause her boyfriend sighs and says, Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box.

Cornflakes joke, A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle.....

A bowl of cornflakes walks into a bar

The barman says "get out, we don't serve breakfast here"

"Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"

"Shut up and eat your cornflakes."

On my way to work this morning someone on their phone pulled out infront of me

I almost dropped my razor into my cornflakes

Wife makes cornflakes for her husband.

After eating, the husband says to his wife. "Darling I think you forgot to add cornflakes to milk. Please add cornflakes next time."
Wife: "I'll do that, but you have got to stop eating with the mask on"

Cornflakes joke, Wife makes cornflakes for her husband.

I stepped on some cornflakes this morning

I am now a cereal killer

My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk

He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer.

I asked my wife why all the jigsaw pieces were the same colour...

I was pretty crestfallen to learn it was a box of cornflakes.

I am a serial monogomist

I am loyal to my cornflakes.

You can explore cornflakes breakfast reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cornflakes sour dad jokes. There are also cornflakes puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What did John Holmes and Mr. Ed have in common?

They both like cornflakes.

Blood for the Blood God, bones for the Bone God!

Khorne for the cornflakes!

What do you call a man who eats cornflakes every day?

A cereal killer.

There I was, eating cornflakes and milk out of the bowl...

when my dad came in, shook his head and pulled the handle to flush them away.

Blondes and Cornflakes?

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

Cornflakes joke, Blondes and Cornflakes?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cornflakes oatmeal jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cornflakes bowl piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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