Cornflakes Jokes

Following is our collection of breakfast puns and crispies one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cornflakes jokes for adults, dirty sour jokes and clean crunch dad gags for kids.

The Best Cornflakes Puns

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.

Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"

"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."

Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."

Why were cornflakes invented joke

Well your favourite morning meal was invented to lower your libido and stops you from masturbating early in the morning.

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle.....

...so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together. After a while she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him about the trouble she is having with the puzzle. He tells her to look at the picture on the front and tell him what it looks like. The blonde says, Okay, well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it. 
After a long pause her boyfriend sighs and says, Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box.

A bowl of cornflakes walks into a bar

The barman says "get out, we don't serve breakfast here"

"Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?"

"Shut up and eat your cornflakes."


On my way to work this morning someone on their phone pulled out infront of me

I almost dropped my razor into my cornflakes

Wife makes cornflakes for her husband.

After eating, the husband says to his wife. "Darling I think you forgot to add cornflakes to milk. Please add cornflakes next time."
Wife: "I'll do that, but you have got to stop eating with the mask on"

I stepped on some cornflakes this morning

I am now a cereal killer

My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk

He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer.

I am a serial monogomist

I am loyal to my cornflakes.

I asked my wife why all the jigsaw pieces were the same colour...

I was pretty crestfallen to learn it was a box of cornflakes.


Blood for the Blood God, bones for the Bone God!

Khorne for the cornflakes!

What did John Holmes and Mr. Ed have in common?

They both like cornflakes.

What do you call a man who eats cornflakes every day?

A cereal killer.

Blondes and Cornflakes?

Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.

There I was, eating cornflakes and milk out of the bowl...

when my dad came in, shook his head and pulled the handle to flush them away.

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