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22 cornflakes jokes and hilarious cornflakes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cornflakes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Popular Cornflakes Short Jokes

Short cornflakes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cornflakes humour may include short corn flakes jokes also.

  1. A bowl of cornflakes walks into a bar The barman says "get out, we don't serve breakfast here"
  2. "Mommy, Mommy! What happened to all the scabs that were on your arms?" "Shut up and eat your cornflakes."
  3. On my way to work this morning someone on their phone pulled out infront of me I almost dropped my razor into my cornflakes
  4. My cousin likes to eat cereal with water instead of milk He says he does it to drown the cornflakes because he is a cereal killer.
  5. Did you hear about the guy they found dead with his head in his cornflakes?
    The police thought it was a cereal killer.
  6. Did you hear the story about the burnt cornflake? Sorry, I can't tell you the rest.
    It's a cereal.
  7. I asked my wife why all the jigsaw pieces were the same colour... I was pretty crestfallen to learn it was a box of cornflakes.
  8. There I was, eating cornflakes and milk out of the bowl... when my dad came in, shook his head and pulled the handle to flush them away.
  9. Blondes and Cornflakes? Q: Why are blondes like cornflakes?
    A: Because they're simple, easy and they taste good.
  10. How did the rice crispy propose to the cornflake? It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.

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Cornflakes One Liners

Which cornflakes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cornflakes? I can suggest the ones about frosted flakes and cereal.

  1. I just stepped on a cornflake. Now I'm officially a cereal killer.
  2. I accidentally stepped on a cornflake I am a cereal killer.
  3. I stepped on some cornflakes this morning I am now a cereal killer
  4. I am a serial monogomist I am loyal to my cornflakes.
  5. What did John Holmes and Mr. Ed have in common? They both like cornflakes.
  6. Blood for the Blood God, bones for the Bone God! Khorne for the cornflakes!
  7. What do you call a man who eats cornflakes every day? A cereal killer.
  8. What do you call a person that chops up cornflakes? A cereal killer
  9. What do you call a bunch of corny liberals? Cornflakes
  10. What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes? A Cereal Killer.

Cornflakes joke, What do you call a man that stabs many packets of Cornflakes?

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cornflakes can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cornflakes puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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What funny jokes about cornflakes you can tell and make people laugh? One example I can give are clean breakfast cereal jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help make cornflakes prank.

Blonde woman calls her boyfriend....

"Sweetie, I'm doing this jigsaw puzzle and can't figure it out, would you come and help me?" she says.
Boyfriend comes over, and asks "What is the puzzle of?"
"A rooster", she replies miserably, gesturing towards the table, "But I can't even figure out where to start."
Boyfriend looks at the table, takes his girlfriend by the hand and says "OK, let's sit down and have a cup of tea, and then we can start putting the cornflakes back in the box."

Why were cornflakes invented joke

Well your favourite morning meal was invented to lower your l**... and stops you from m**... early in the morning.

A blonde girl decides to do a puzzle.....

...so she grabs the puzzle and pours out all the pieces and tries to put it together. After a while she gets frustrated and calls her boyfriend. He asks her what is wrong and she tells him about the trouble she is having with the puzzle. He tells her to look at the picture on the front and tell him what it looks like. The blonde says, Okay, well, the background is blue and there is a tiger on it. 
After a long pause her boyfriend sighs and says, Honey, put the cornflakes back in the box.

Wife makes cornflakes for her husband.

After eating, the husband says to his wife. "Darling I think you forgot to add cornflakes to milk. Please add cornflakes next time."
Wife: "I'll do that, but you have got to stop eating with the mask on"

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