Cornfield Jokes
10 cornfield jokes and hilarious cornfield puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cornfield that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Enjoy a good laugh with a collection of hilarious jokes and stories from the cornfield! Featuring jokes about ears, rowboats and roads, you'll be sure to have a hootin' and hollerin' time with these classic hee-haw humor!
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What is a good cornfield joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Every time I'm depressed, I walk into a cornfield...
I stand in the middle and talk about all of my problems. The cornfield is an excellent listener because it's all ears.
What does a worm do in a cornfield?
It goes in one ear and out the other
Why are cornfield mazes part of our Halloween tradition?
They are exceptionally ear-ie.
My dad and I were in a field husking corn
Years ago we were out in the cornfield. Then I start complaining about somebody for a bit.
My dad: you know you shouldn't say those things about them in this field
Me: why?
My dad: there's a lot of ears out here
Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?
There's too many ears
What do you call a labyrinth in a cornfield?
A maize
No one's listening
I'd had a rough day on the farm but didn't have anyone to tell about it. I sat down in the cornfield and vented to the stalks. I soon realized it was pointless to talk to the corn: it was going in one ear and out the other.
A neckbeard was brutally murdered in a cornfield
It was very M'Cob
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Why are cornfields the best listeners?
They're all ears!
Ba-dum-TSS!
What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?
"My ears are burning!"
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