The Best 8 Cornfield Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cornfield jokes. There are some cornfield farmer jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cornfield cob puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cornfield Jokes and Puns

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

What do you call a labyrinth in a cornfield?

A maize

Cornfield joke, What do you call a labyrinth in a cornfield?

A neckbeard was brutally murdered in a cornfield

It was very M'Cob

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

"My ears are burning!"


Why are cornfields the best listeners?

They're all ears

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

Cornfield joke, What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ...

and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cornfield farmyard jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cornfield field piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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