Cornfield Jokes

Following is our collection of road puns and farmer one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cornfield jokes for adults, dirty agricultural jokes and clean cob dad gags for kids.

The Best Cornfield Puns

What does a worm do in a cornfield?

It goes in one ear and out the other

What do you call a labyrinth in a cornfield?

A maize

Why can't you keep a secret in a cornfield?

There's too many ears

A neckbeard was brutally murdered in a cornfield

It was very M'Cob

What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

"My ears are burning!"


Why are cornfields the best listeners?

They're all ears

What kind of speech did the farmer give his cornfield?

It didn't matter, they were all ears

If a tree farm is planted next to a cornfield ...

and over time grows to steal sunlight from the cornfield, would that be farmed robbery?

There is an abundance of farmyard jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 8 funniest jokes and cornfield puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any field witze you can hear about cornfield.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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