Cornea Jokes
10 cornea jokes and hilarious cornea puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cornea that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Make your cornea jokes with ease! From cornea transplants to aqueous humour, read through our selection of cornea jokes, sure to make any eye doctor chuckle. Brought to you by a top expert in the field, you can be sure your jokes are up to par and free of corny puns.
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Jokes about the human body are generally corny…
Jokes about eyes though are even cornea.
Puns about your bones are generally humerus.
But puns about the eyes are even cornea.
I have some bad eye puns.
But my friend's are cornea.
I was going to post a Dad-joke about eyeballs.
But I think it would be too cornea for you all.
How are optometrist jokes like dad jokes?
Pretty similar. Just a little cornea.
A man walks into an eye doctor…..
……..he says hello to the doctor, and the doctor says the same. The doctor asks the man if he'd like to hear a joke. The man says yes. Why does the phone wears glasses? The doctor asked. The man shakes his head in confusion. The doctor continues, because he doesn't have any contacts . The man frustratedly said could you not have thought of a cornea joke?
Why are eye jokes worse than toe jokes?
Because toe jokes may be cheesy, but eye jokes are cornea.
Which profession has the worst sense of humour?
Well, chiropodists like *corny* jokes.
But opticians like them *cornea*.
Jokes are like eyeballs.
The cornea the better.
I was going to tell a joke about a corn eyeball...
But it just keeps getting cornea and cornea
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