Corn Syrup Jokes
3 corn syrup jokes and hilarious corn syrup puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corn syrup that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Unearthly Funniest Corn Syrup Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
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When life gives you...
...High Fructose Corn Syrup, Citric Acid, Ascorbic Acid, Maltodextrin, Sodium Acid Pyrophosphate, Magnesium Oxide, Calcium Furmarate, Yellow #5, Tocopherol and less than 2% natural flavors...
...Make lemonade.
I could never be a sugar daddy
I'm cheap and unhealthy. So I'd prefer to be called a high fructose corn syrup father.
They say by 2020 every farm in America is gonna be
Replaced by giant blocks of high fructose corn syrup
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