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23 corn kernel jokes and hilarious corn kernel puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corn kernel that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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Funniest Corn Kernel Short Jokes

Short corn kernel jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corn kernel humour may include short corn cobs jokes also.

  1. Did you here the one about the shy corn kernel that went to the party. They say he really popped when he came out of his shell.
  2. What's the difference between a puppy and a kernel of corn? Nothing. They both explode when nuked in the microwave.

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Corn Kernel One Liners

Which corn kernel one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corn kernel? I can suggest the ones about corn and corn on the cob.

  1. I downloaded corn onto my computer. It messed up the kernel.
  2. The Corniest joke ever What corn soldiers are you?
    We're kernels!
  3. What did the corn boy say when he lost his kernels? THIS SHUCKS
  4. How is an ear of corn like the Army?? It has lots of Kernels :D
  5. What army reproduces asexually? The corn army. They're only kernels and no privates
  6. What do you call things used to smooth corn kernels? Kernel Sanders.
  7. What military officer leads the nation of corn? The kernel
  8. Not enjoying your corn at KFC? Blame the kernel.
  9. Why did the corn command a regiment? It was a kernel
  10. How does Perry the pea pod greet his mate Kevin the corn kernel? Morn'in cob.

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What funny jokes about corn kernel you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corn field jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corn kernel pranks.

a guy has a crippling anxiety: he believes himself to be a kernel of corn

he seeks out the help of a therapist, who eventually has the man committed to an asylum. at the asylum, they work with him for months, until finally they have convinced him that he is NOT a kernel of corn, but in fact a man. they sign him out and he walks out the door, but not more than five minutes go by before he comes running back in.
"help! help!" he's screaming, "there's a flock of pigeons in the parking lot - they're going to eat me!"
exasperated, the shrink says to him, "but you have nothing to fear - don't you know you're a man, not a kernel of corn?"
"well of course I know that," he says, "but do the pigeons?"