Corn Jokes

Funniest Corn Short Jokes

Short corn jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corn humour may include short beans jokes also.

1. I said to the woman at the deli, I'd like to buy a corned beef and pastrami, with pickles. She replied, Sorry..." "We only take cash or card.
2. Why is it risky to tell secrets on a farm? The corn have ears, the potatoes have eyes and the beanstalk.
3. What's the best thing about corn? It's the only food that if you really wanted to you could eat twice
4. A cob of corn finishes his service in the army and retires as a Colonel in good standing among his field
5. A corn farmer asked his field "are you listening?" To which the field responded "I'm all ears"
6. Why don't gardeners ever tell secrets during the spring equinox? Because the potatoes have eyes, the corn has ears and the beans stalk!
   
7. A customer's corn broke through her bag. I told her it was too husky. She stared at me blankly. Something must've been wrong with her ears.
8. If Billy Mays were a farmer... And he ran a really good corn maze during the spring, it would be called the "Amazing May Mays Maize Maze."
9. What's the difference between an epileptic corn husker and a nymphomaniac with diarrhea? One shucks between fits
10. Gardens (only clean joke I know) Why don't you tell secrets in a garden?
    Because the corn have ears, the potatos have eyes and the beanstalk.

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Corn One Liners

Which corn one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corn? I can suggest the ones about rice and horn.

1. What did baby corn say to mommy corn? Where's popcorn?
2. I accidentally put corn starch in my novel.. The plot thickened.
3. What happens if you castrate a corn cob? It becomes a eunuchcorn.
4. What does a baby corn call his dad? Popcorn.
5. How much does a pirate pay for corn? A buck an ear
6. What the corniest part of a corn field? The corner.
7. Why is corn the best vegetable to talk to? It's all ears!
8. Did you hear about the lieutenant that had to watch a corn field? He's a colonel now
9. Who is the leader of the corn army? The kernal.
10. What did the corn say when it was being followed? I'm being stalked!
11. Did you hear that Mrs. Potato Head was mad at her husband? She caught him looking at corn
12. I got lost in a corn field. It was quite a maize.
13. I love corn! It's a food that always amaizes me.
14. Hey girl, do you live in a corn field? Because I'm stalking you.
15. What vegetable is the best singer? Corn, because it's always in hominy.

Corn Field Jokes

Here is a list of funny corn field jokes and even better corn field puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field? amaized.
• Did you hear about the Russian plane that had to land in the middle of a corn crop? Don't worry, that pilot is the best in the field.
• You know why corn fields are the best to tell dad jokes to? Cause they're all ears.
• The corn industry has been doing well these past few years. It's a growing field.
• Wanna know what's really corny? A field of corn.
• Did you know some farmers employ horses to watch over their fields? Its hay per view corn.
• Why was the corn farmer paranoid? Because the field has ears.
• I find that corn fields are the best places to vent your frustrations... ...because they're all ears.
• Why did the corn maze go back to school? It was tired of working in a dead end field.
• Two corny jokes Why did the farmer standing in the field call 911?
  He thought he was being stalked.
  Why did the corn go to the doctor?
  It had an ear infection.

Field Corn Jokes

Here is a list of funny field corn jokes and even better field corn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What did the unicorn say to the other unicorn? We have been out here in the fields for so long that I can't believe we made it to university corn!
• I've decided I really dont like driving through corn fields at night They're very eerie.
• I saw a guy cut a curvy path through a corn field... It was a-ma(i)zing.

Corn Flakes Jokes

Here is a list of funny corn flakes jokes and even better corn flakes puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A couple of bodies have been found in my town with corn flakes at the scene… I'm beginning to think we have a cereal killer
• Which is a better partner in the bedroom, corn or grape? Grape, because when it's time to get down to business, corn flakes, but grape nuts.
• Police have arrested a gang of Corn Flakes that they alledge committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area. A Police spokesman described them as... ....cereal offenders.
• What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word? Corn flakes
• TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
• I once accidentally poured glue in my son's corn flakes He's never talked to me again
• Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer...
• What do you get when you put 1 tsp each of almonds, oats, corn flakes, and raisins in a bowl? A muesli/measly serving.
• I'm a serial monogamist I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now.
• Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
  A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle.

Corn Cobs Jokes

Here is a list of funny corn cobs jokes and even better corn cobs puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• A man walks into his orchestra rehearsal... carrying some corn on the cob as his instrument.
  The conductor asks him Will you need any sheet music?
  The man replies, Nah, I'll play it by ear.
• What is the difference between corn on the cob and corn off the cob? Now that I have your ear- there is no punchline. This has all just been a corny set up.
• What do they call the corn-police? Cobs
• What did John Fogerty say when he once again became trapped under Mexican corn on the cob? Oh Lord, stuck in elote again
• What did the corn say to the turkey? Cob-ble, cob-ble, cob-ble
• Why did the corn get fired? He was drinking on the cob.
  Sorry for the corny joke.
• How does Perry the pea pod greet his mate Kevin the corn kernel? Morn'in cob.
• What do you call a corn cob on a track team? A maize runner.
  Credit goes to my girlfriend.
• What do you call a promiscuous corn cob? An easy shuck.
• Did you hear about the drive-by where they threw corn cobs at people? It was a maize-ing!

Candy Corn Jokes

Here is a list of funny candy corn jokes and even better candy corn puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• black air force 1 candy corn jokes Eating candy corn is equivalent to wearing black air force 1 nike
• How to eat candy corn Step one: throw it in the trash

Great Corn Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends

What funny jokes about corn you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean seed jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corn pranks.