Corn Flakes Jokes
31 corn flakes jokes and hilarious corn flakes puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corn flakes that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Corn Flakes Short Jokes
Short corn flakes jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corn flakes humour may include short cornflakes jokes also.
- A couple of bodies have been found in my town with corn flakes at the scene… I'm beginning to think we have a cereal killer
- Which is a better partner in the bedroom, corn or grape? Grape, because when it's time to get down to business, corn flakes, but grape nuts.
- Police have arrested a gang of Corn Flakes that they alledge committed a spree of armed robberies throughout the metro area. A Police spokesman described them as... ....cereal offenders.
- TIL the creator of Corn Pops also invented Cocoa Puffs, Frosted Flakes, Froot Loops, and Apple Jacks His tombstone just says "cereal entrepreneur"
- What do you get when you put 1 tsp each of almonds, oats, corn flakes, and raisins in a bowl? A muesli/measly serving.
- Q: How do you confuse a blonde?
A: Give her a box of corn flakes and tell her it's a jigsaw puzzle.
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Corn Flakes One Liners
Which corn flakes one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corn flakes? I can suggest the ones about frosted flakes and cereal.
- What do you call a group of cereal boxes that never keep their word? Corn flakes
- I once accidentally poured glue in my son's corn flakes He's never talked to me again
- Who killed the Corn Flake? The cereal killer...
- I'm a serial monogamist I'm staying faithful to my corn flakes right now.
- Corn flakes. Corn flakes, corn flakes, corn flakes. Corn flakes. Hodor.
- What do moldy corn flakes and Charles Manson have in common? They're both cereal killers!
- FREE GAZA With every box of Kellogg's Corn flakes
- What do you call a group of crows eating a box of corn flakes? A cereal m**....
Comical Corn Flakes Jokes to Spread Joy and Laughter
What funny jokes about corn flakes you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cheerios jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corn flakes pranks.
A blonde woman called her brunette friend. "I'm doing a jigsaw puzzle at my apartment, but it's way too hard for me!"
"What's the jigsaw supposed to be?" asks the brunette.
"According to the box," says the blonde, "it's supposed to be a rooster."
When the brunette arrives at the blonde's apartment, she looks at the puzzle pieces. Then she look at the box. Then she says to the blonde, "I'm afraid you will not be able to make anything even remotely resembling a rooster."
This makes the blonde furious. "Calm down," says the brunette. "Once you are relaxed, we can start putting the corn flakes back into the box."
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Two guys chatting at the bar....
One says, "I committed an embarrassing faux pas this morning. Went to the travel agency to buy some plane tickets. The young girl had the most spectacular b**... and I accidentally asked for two plane-t**..." His mate replies, "Oh yes. I did the exact same thing this morning. Went to ask my wife to pass the corn-flakes and accidentally said, "You fat cow, you've totally ruined my life"'
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
A Russian general walks into a room to see Vladimir Putin crying at a table.
"Comrade President! What is wrong?"
"I've been working on this jigsaw puzzle from America all morning, but I can't get any of the pieces to fit!"
"Da, Vlad, I see. Everything will be OK. Why don't we lie down and rest? But first, let's put the Corn Flakes back in the box."
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A woman is doing some grocery shopping...
She's going to the checkout line and the cashier says:
"Coke... mayo... some corn flakes... a bottle of wine... some chips. Let me guess, you're single right?"
The lady goes "Well... yeah, how do you know?"
The cashier answers, "Because you're ugly"
The other day, my wife asked me if I could help her with a puzzle. She couldn't find any edges to start with and the colors all resembled each other.
After taking a look at the puzzle, I told her to put the corn flakes back in the box
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Why were corn flakes invented joke
John Harvey Kellogg believed s**... desires caused disease and invented the plain cereal to stop self-pleasuring.
P.S.
Corn Flakes were not invented as an anti-masturbatory aid, despite a popular rumour which has surfaced online. Corn Flakes were developed to provide nourishment to patients at the Kellogg sanitarium in Michigan.
A little silver-haired lady calls her neighbour and says "please come over here and help me. I have a killer jigsaw puzzle, and I can't figure out how to get started."
Her neighbour asks, "What is it supposed to be when it's finished?"
The little silver haired lady says, "According to the picture on the box, it's a rooster."
Her neighbour decides to go over and help with the puzzle.
She lets him in and shows him where she has the puzzle spread all over the table.
He studies the pieces for a moment, then looks at the box, then turns to her and says, "First of all, no matter what we do, we're not going to be able to assemble these pieces into anything resembling a rooster."
He takes her hand and says, "Secondly, I want you to relax. Let's have a nice cup of tea, and then," he said with a deep sigh
............
"Let's put all the Corn Flakes back in the box."
My blonde friend called me the other day...
Hey, can you come over real quick? I have a puzzle and I can't figure out how to put it together. I have all the pieces spread out on the table and I don't know where to start. All the pieces look the same to me!
What's the picture on the box? I asked
It's a tiger, I think.
So I went to her place, and she opens the door, tears in her eyes, and a look of frustration on her face.
I walk to her kitchen, look at the table, turn around and tell her: Hey, why don't we have some tea? Then I'll help you clean up the corn flakes.
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Little Johnny is at it again.
Little Johnny was sent home early from school one day. He had been very, very naughty with his classmate, Mary Jane. Little Johnny's mom was very upset with this news and she warned Johnny he was surely going to get it when his father got home.
Little Johnny's dad finally came home from work and right away mom told him Johnny was caught having s**... with Mary Jane at school. And she started to cry her eyes out.
Johnny's dad ran to the kitchen and made a huge ruckus looking through the cupboards. The mom stood nearby wondering what was happening. Finally, Little Johnny's dad found what he wanted and he picked up a large cast iron frying pan. He loudly told his wife to get out of the way but she started crying louder begging the dad to please not hurt Little Johnny. After all he was just a young boy. Johnny's dad said, "Hurt him be d**.... I'm not going to hit him. I'm going to fry him up a steak and some eggs. The poor kid can't screw on Corn Flakes!"