Corn Chip Jokes
5 corn chip jokes and hilarious corn chip puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corn chip that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Corn Chip Funny Jokes to Tell Your Friends and Kids.
What is a good corn chip joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Willpower
I'd just come out of the shop with a roast beef sandwich, large chips, ear of corn, & a jumbo sausage. A poor, homeless man sat there and said 'I haven't eaten for two days.'
I told him, 'I wish I had your will power.'
What did the corn chip say to the light bulb?
Are you turned on? Because I'm Frito Lay
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A woman is doing some grocery shopping...
She's going to the checkout line and the cashier says:
"Coke... mayo... some corn flakes... a bottle of wine... some chips. Let me guess, you're single right?"
The lady goes "Well... yeah, how do you know?"
The cashier answers, "Because you're ugly"
Sitting with my shoes off next to a warm campfire eating corn chips.
Tostitos
What did the cop say to the thief he caught trying to steal a briefcase full of corn chips?
That's nacho briefcase, hand it over.
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