Corleone Jokes

Following is our collection of aztec puns and capone one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Corleone jokes for adults, dirty brando jokes and clean counterstrike dad gags for kids.

The Best Corleone Puns

At the 3rd grade violin rehearsal ...

... Donnie Corleone Jr. walks in, opens his violin case and unveils, to the shock of all, a tommy gun. The teachers are livid, panic nearly ensues, but Donnie just starts laughing uncontrollably.

"What's wrong with you? This is serious! Why are you laughing?"

"Because I just imagined dad holding up the bank with my violin."

Don and his son

Big time gangster Don Vito Corleone picked up his son Santino after his annual exams. 'How was it?' he asked.

'They questioned me for three hours, papa. But I told them nothing.'

If The Godfather was based underwater

Don Corleone would have been played by Marlin Brando

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