Core Jokes

Following is our collection of magnitude puns and basic one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Core jokes for adults, dirty kernel jokes and clean mechanical dad gags for kids.

The Best Core Puns

Four engineers in a car...

Four engineers are driving to a conference when the car sputters and dies as they pull off to the shoulder. After a moment of silent contemplation, the electrical engineer says; "you know, I bet the coil's bad. We need to replace the core." The chemical engineer says; "you're nuts, it's obviously the fuel's gone bad. We need to drain the tank and refill." The mechanical engineer scoffs; "you're both wrong. Sounds to me like a valve lifter is froze. We're gonna need to rip the block apart."

After another moment of silence the three look back at the computer engineer who says; "maybe if we get out of the car and get back in?"

What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts?

Abstinence.

There are 2 kinds of programmers

Those who understand pointers and
Segmentation fault (core dumped)

I like my women like I like my apples...

Rotten to the core and easy to smash

Why do pirates have such good core strength?

Planks


If an apple exercises...

Is it a core workout?

The reason the earth's core is hot

Is because my mixtape is so underground

Without telling my wife, I bought a gaming pc for my son as a birthday gift. Check out the specs: Intel Core i7 10700K, MSI MPG Z490 Gaming Carbon WiFi, Nvidia GeForce RTX 2080 Super, G.Skill TridentZ RGB 4x16 DDR4-4000, Samsung 970 Evo 1TB, Corsair RM850x, Cooler Master MasterLiquid ML240R RGB

He is turning one tomorrow.

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

I just ate a frozen apple.

It was hard core.

The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve

An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.


You know someone is hard core

When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles

Two wires at sea

Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.

The other was stranded.

Trump's first scandal.

Trump has had his first scandal. According to CNN, Donald Trump has gone to a private dinner with his family without alerting the press core. They've called this 'A dangerous breach of protocol and lack of transparency'.


I guess they're worried that he may have given some classified information to his private server.

I was cutting into an apple the other day and the knife broke as it reached the centre.

... that's pretty hard core.

I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple.

Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy.

I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple.

Shook me to the core.

What is the core of Uranus called

Urectum

A school robotics team made an ultimate weapon, and needed ammo that makes everything fall apart.

That's why they used common core standards.


Why do teachers always laugh at the new standards for teaching math?

Because the real joke is always in the common core.

My daughter brought home a common core thesaurus from school today!

Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible!

I watched a documentary on the hidden life of apple poachers

I'm not sure if it's legit, but it shook me to my core.

What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings?

"Poor core"

I think beliefs are the core of humanity...

But really everyone needs to stop believing in silly things like: the Easter Bunny, or the Tooth Fairy, or communism.

Where do apples get their moral values

Core beliefs

American School System

5th grade: You better learn cursive, because in middle school; all your work will be done in cursive!
6th grade: Just write print it's easier to read
Highschool: You better learn these core classes because they'll be required to know before college!
College: You have to retake and pay for these Core Classes for your Degree

Why didn't the guitar player eat the whole apple?

Too hard core.

Profesor degree

How you gonna call someone with two professor degrees in different fields? Dual core professor.

His testimony was like a 0 on a core i9....

It was fast...but every bit was false.

What do you call a hypothetically sliced apple?

A core concept.

What happened to the programmer who ate an entire apple?

He dumped core.

Hey, baby, have you been to Molten Core lately?

Because you're THE BOMB!

James Bond had to disarm a bomb headed to earths core before it reached there, it was at the ocean floor now...

Unfortunately the stress got to him, and he fell apart under pressure.

So these kids are learning things from Common Core...

9/8 of common core teaches bad math

That's why 10/3 Americans cannot do fractions right

I like my lantern like I like my metal

Core

Why did Jeb lose support?

He was always beating around the bush...

Without getting to the (common) core!

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