Core Jokes

Funniest Core Short Jokes

Short core jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The core humour may include short centre jokes also.

1. There are 2 kinds of programmers Those who understand pointers and
   Segmentation fault (core dumped)
2. The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
3. "This is Mission Control speaking, it appears the center of ISS has been critically damaged, is that true?" "Core wrecked".
4. The oldest laptop can be traced back to Adam and Eve An Apple with very limited memory (1 Byte), single core and OS written in Python.
5. Two wires at sea Two wires were on an ocean cruise when the ship sprung a leak and sank. The solid core wire managed to climb into a lifeboat and head to safety.
   The other was stranded.
6. What do science and deep fried food at the Texas State Fair have in common? At their core, both concepts ask if you could but not if you should
7. I used to live right in the core of the Big Apple. Unfortunately I had to move because it was a bit too seedy.
8. A school robotics team made an ultimate weapon, and needed ammo that makes everything fall apart. That's why they used common core standards.
9. Why do teachers always laugh at the new standards for teaching math? Because the real joke is always in the common core.
10. I watched a documentary on the hidden life of apple poachers I'm not sure if it's legit, but it shook me to my core.

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Core One Liners

Which core one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with core? I can suggest the ones about corner and outer.

1. What do you call it when you refuse to do core workouts? Abstinence.
2. I like my women like I like my apples... Rotten to the core and easy to smash
3. What language do they speak at the center of the earth? Core-ean
4. Why do pirates have such good core strength? Planks
5. If an apple exercises... Is it a core workout?
6. The reason the earth's core is hot Is because my mixtape is so underground
7. What is the core of Uranus called Urectum
8. How hot is the core of a Jedi lightsaber? Lukewarm...
9. What do you call it when apples have a heart-to-heart talk? Core-spondence
10. What is the sub-genre of metal preferred by most tuna fish? Alba-core.
11. I experienced a virtual rollercoaster while eating an apple. Shook me to the core.
12. I found out NVidia have made a new sun cream I hear it will have more shader cores
13. Where do apples get their moral values Core beliefs
14. I was reading a book on non-sequiturs Turns out apple cores are edible.
15. What do you call a fat guy who jumps around buildings? "Poor core"

Apple Core Jokes

Here is a list of funny apple core jokes and even better apple core puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• What do you call a hypothetically sliced apple? A core concept.
• What happened to the programmer who ate an entire apple? He dumped core.
• How do you find an apple with multiple cores? Buy a Mac.
• Did you know apples used to have a 3.5mm audio jack? it was a core feature...........
• Why did the apple do sit-ups? He wanted to work on his core!
• I just ate a frozen apple. It was h**....
• I was cutting into an apple the other day and the knife broke as it reached the centre. ... that's pretty h**....
• Why didn't the guitar player eat the whole apple? Too h**....

Common Core Jokes

Here is a list of funny common core jokes and even better common core puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My daughter brought home a common core thesaurus from school today! Not only is it terrible, it's also terrible!
• 9/8 of common core teaches bad math That's why 10/3 Americans cannot do fractions right
• Why did Jeb lose support? He was always beating around the bush...
  Without getting to the (common) core!
• So these kids are learning things from Common Core...

Hard Core Jokes

Here is a list of funny hard core jokes and even better hard core puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• You know someone is h**... When they have strong and well-defined abdominal muscles

Howlingly Hilarious Core Jokes for All Ages to Enjoy

What funny jokes about core you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean foundation jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make core pranks.