The Best 34 Corduroy Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Corduroy jokes. There are some corduroy sketchers jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these corduroy denim puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

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Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases?

I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines.

Have you heard about the corduroy pillows?

They're making head lines.

THIS JUST IN!!!!!

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.........

Corduroy joke, THIS JUST IN!!!!!

Have you heard the news?

Corduroy pillows are making headlines.

Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows?

They've really been making headlines.

-courtesy of my 8 year old niece.


Have you heard the exciting news about corduroy pillowcases?

They're making headlines all around the country

What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Corduroy.

Corduroy joke, What's Helen Keller's favorite color?

Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases?

They're making *headlines* everywhere!

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

They're making headlines everywhere!

Why do hippies like corduroy?

Because the material is so groovy.

Have you heard about corduroy pillows lately?

Have you seen this, have you heard this?

They're making headlines

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Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases?

They have made all the headlines.

Breaking News: A Pillow

Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news?

... It made headlines...

My girlfriend and I used a corduroy condom for the first time last night...

It was a groovy kind of love...

URGENT BREAKING NEWS...

Corduroy pillow cases are making all the headlines.

Corduroy joke, URGENT BREAKING NEWS...

IKEA made headlines today...

...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases

What was Helen Keller's favourite colour?

Corduroy.

Did you hear about the Corduroy pillows in the news?

They're making HEAD LINES! (my mom told me this one today after I got home from work)


What do you get with a corduroy condom?

A groovy kind of love.

Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?

Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!

A lot of people are buying those new corduroy pillows...

Haven't you seen all of the headlines?

Wanna know what's making the Head Lines?

Corduroy Pillows that's what

Confucious say

He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines

What do Adam Levine's nipples and corduroy pillowcases have in common?

They're making headlines!

Have you heard about the corduroy pillows

They were so famous they made headlines.

Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows?

There're making head lines

Did you hear about the man that slept on corduroy pillow?

No? I'm surprised, it made headlines!

Have you heard about the new corduroy pillow?

It's been making headlines.

Why do hippies love corduroy pants?

Because they're a groovy baby!

Do you know the best way to make head lines?

Sleep on a corduroy pillow!

Is this a dad joke?

"Hey, you hear about those corduroy pillows?"

"Yeah, they're making headlines."

(Gary Muledeer --- some HBO special 30 years ago)

The One Ultimate Secret to Creating Clear Headlines that will make other joke-tellers hate you.

Corduroy Pillow Case.

Corduroy Pillow Cases

Why do we struggle so much creating headlines?

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the corduroy groovy jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working corduroy denimdenimdenim piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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