Corduroy Jokes
45 corduroy jokes and hilarious corduroy puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about corduroy that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Find yourself in stitches with these humorous corduroy jokes! From corduroy pants and trousers to cardigans and even hippies, this collection of lighthearted jokes is sure to make you chuckle. No matter if you're a fan of the fabric or not, you won't be able to resist the funny corduroy puns. Don't miss out on these timeless jokes!
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Funniest Corduroy Short Jokes
Short corduroy jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The corduroy humour may include short curvy jokes also.
- Did you hear about those new corduroy pillowcases? I'm surprised if you haven't, they're making lots of headlines.
- I would be SHOCKED if you haven't heard about these new corduroy pillows. I mean, they're making headlines all over the world.
- Have you heard about these new corduroy pillows? They've really been making headlines.
-courtesy of my 8 year old niece. - Have you heard the exciting news about corduroy pillowcases? They're making headlines all around the country
- Hey did you hear about those corduroy pillow cases? They're making *headlines* everywhere!
- Have you read about the new corduroy pillow cases? Apparently, they're making headlines all over!
- Have you heard about corduroy pillows lately? Have you seen this, have you heard this?
They're making headlines - Breaking News: A Pillow Did you hear about the corduroy pillow on the news?
... It made headlines... - Did you hear about the Corduroy pillows in the news? They're making HEAD LINES! (my mom told me this one today after I got home from work)
- A lot of people are buying those new corduroy pillows... Haven't you seen all of the headlines?
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Corduroy One Liners
Which corduroy one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with corduroy? I can suggest the ones about burlap and sheep wool.
- Have you heard about the corduroy pillows? They're making head lines.
- THIS JUST IN!!!!! Corduroy pillows are making headlines.........
- Have you heard the news? Corduroy pillows are making headlines.
- Have you heard of the new corduroy pillow? It's making headlines.
- What's Helen Keller's favorite color? Corduroy.
- Did you hear about corduroy pillows? They're making headlines.
- Did you hear about the new corduroy pillows? They're making headlines everywhere!
- Why do hippies like corduroy? Because the material is so groovy.
- Have you heard about the new Corduroy pillow cases? They have made all the headlines.
- Why do hippies wear corduroy? It's groovy!
- Hear About the new corduroy pillows yet? I guess they really makin headlines
- URGENT BREAKING NEWS... Corduroy pillow cases are making all the headlines.
- IKEA made headlines today... ...due to their new range of corduroy pillowcases
- What was Helen Keller's favourite colour? Corduroy.
- Wanna know what's making the Head Lines? Corduroy Pillows that's what
Corduroy Pants Jokes
Here is a list of funny corduroy pants jokes and even better corduroy pants puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do hippies love corduroy pants? Because they're a groovy baby!
Cheerful Fun Corduroy Jokes for Lovely Laughter
What funny jokes about corduroy you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean denim jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make corduroy pranks.
My girlfriend and I used a corduroy c**... for the first time last night...
It was a groovy kind of love...
What do you get with a corduroy c**...?
A groovy kind of love.
Comic: Have you heard about the new corduroy pillows?
Victim: No. I have not heard about the new corduroy pillows.
Comic: Really? I find that very surprising because they are making headlines everywhere!
Confucious say
He who sleep on corduroy pillow make headlines
