Coral Jokes

Following is our collection of buoy puns and dolphins one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coral jokes for adults, dirty ista jokes and clean sea dad gags for kids.

The Best Coral Puns

Three of a kind

Coral turns white when it gets stressed. What could coral be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Eletrical engineers make mistakes when they get stressed. What could an eletrical engineer be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Berry farmers are seeing a drop in productivity due to stress. What could Berry farmers be stressed about you ask? Currant events.

What do coral get stressed about?

Current events

What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors?

Coral wreaths.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!"

-later at the coral reef-

Me: This is awesome!

Mafia Boss: Anything for you


One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...

The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"

If "Living Coral" is the 2019 Pantone Color of the Year...

I suspect "Dead Coral" will be the color in 2020

..(or 2025... For some fashionable rest consideration)

IT hurts

Rick Grimes: A network engineer went to the doctor.
Coral: Shut up, Dad!
RG: He said, "It hurts when I pee".
Coral: .......
RG: IT Hertz when IP, Coral!

If coral could sing together...

Then they'd be choral.

Do you know where I keep my singing seahorses?

In a coral choral corral.

Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?

He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral.


I heard someone in the cast of Walking Dead once thought it'd be a good idea to try smoking marijuana underwater.

He called it Coral Reefer.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

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There is an abundance of mammals jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 14 funniest jokes and coral puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any mussels witze you can hear about coral.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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