The Best 14 Coral Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coral jokes. There are some coral dolphins jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coral sea puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coral Jokes and Puns

Three of a kind

Coral turns white when it gets stressed. What could coral be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Eletrical engineers make mistakes when they get stressed. What could an eletrical engineer be stressed about you ask? Current events.

Berry farmers are seeing a drop in productivity due to stress. What could Berry farmers be stressed about you ask? Currant events.

What did the fish have to pay to get past the coral reef?

Atoll.

What do coral get stressed about?

Current events

Coral joke, What do coral get stressed about?

What kind of wreaths do fish hang on their doors?

Coral wreaths.

A mafia boss says "I want him swimming with the fishes!"

-later at the coral reef-

Me: This is awesome!

Mafia Boss: Anything for you


I heard someone in the cast of Walking Dead once thought it'd be a good idea to try smoking marijuana underwater.

He called it Coral Reefer.

One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...

The other dolphin said, "Hey, you did that on porpoise!"

Coral joke, One dolphin cut another dolphin off at the intersection of Coral Reef and Caribbean Current...

If "Living Coral" is the 2019 Pantone Color of the Year...

I suspect "Dead Coral" will be the color in 2020

..(or 2025... For some fashionable rest consideration)

IT hurts

Rick Grimes: A network engineer went to the doctor.
Coral: Shut up, Dad!
RG: He said, "It hurts when I pee".
Coral: .......
RG: IT Hertz when IP, Coral!

If coral could sing together...

Then they'd be choral.

Do you know where I keep my singing seahorses?

In a coral choral corral.

You can explore coral buoy reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean coral ista dad jokes. There are also coral puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.


Did you know Rick Grimes is an environmental activist?

He's trying to save the reefs, because he wants to protect coral.

Where do singing seahorses live?

In a choral coral corral

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Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coral mammals jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coral mussels piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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