The Best 35 Copyright Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Copyright jokes. There are some copyright royalties jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these copyright plagiarism puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Copyright Jokes and Puns

Roses are red, reposting is lame,

[this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Customer,

Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

Copyright joke, What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.

I was walking down the street with my wife...

... when I saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six men.

My wife said, "Aren't you going to help?"

I said, "Six should be enough."

*(Copyright Les Dawson, as retold by Jimmy Carr on QI.)*


I'd make a joke about Article 13, but...

*This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*

The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

Copyright joke, The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...

**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**

You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube...

A copyright strike is imminintendo.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement.

Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive

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I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ...

Does the image come with reproduction rights?

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER.

ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

Dear xxxxxxxxx

Your internet service has not been terminated for copyright infringement due to a lack of evidence.

Sincerely xxxxxxxx

What's the difference between a Halfing and a Hobbit?

Copyright

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

Copyright joke, If a tree falls in the woods

Important copyright notice

Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.

Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan?

Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.

Copyright Chris Farley.

Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer

It was a matter of copyright.


The government will send a martial artist after you if you violate copyright law

IP Man

My teacher said we have the ability to clone we just don't know what kind of rights they should have.

I simply replied copyright

What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement?

Now I'm in treble

I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:

'Wide Open Spaces'

TIL U2 got sued over copyright and didn't have money to afford a lawyer. The ACLU stepped in for free and they won the case.

It was pro Bono.

Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.

R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.

If a tree falls down in the woods..

If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?

What do you call a silly burrowing creature who hates copyright?

Crash bandicam

If only Microsoft had named their newest operating system "X" instead of 10

they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-*cease and desist*.

An artist was producing an exhibit featuring portraits of famous black comedians...

He couldn't get a copyright however, due to his collection containing Pryor art.

United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement.

Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We have terminated your internet service due to illegal copyright violation practices.

Sincerely,

Your ISP

Water is not H2O

Or else Disney would have sued for copyright long ago.

I've got a joke for you

*this post has been deleted due to copyright infringement from the new article 13 in the European Union*

I've compiled an exposΓ© of the undeniable evidence that the Rio2016 Olympics are the most corrupt ever

*Post Removed due to copyright claim by the International Olympic Committee*

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the copyright providers jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working copyright vehicles piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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