Copyright Jokes
45 copyright jokes and hilarious copyright puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about copyright that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Copyright Short Jokes
Short copyright jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The copyright humour may include short licence jokes also.
- What's a pirate's least favourite letter? Dear Sir,
We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ... - I invented a new word. Plagiarism.
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EDIT : This joke was invented by me and copyrighted. Dare to take it and a lawsuit shall find you. - What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter? Dear Customer,
Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement. - Argon walks into a bar The bartender looks up and says, "I'm sorry, we don't serve noble gases here."
Argon doesn't react because reacting has been copyrighted by The Fine Bros since 2016. - I'd make a joke about Article 13, but... *This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*
- I was going to make a social media platform called "Please Try Again Later", but I figured Reddit would sue me for copyright violation.
- The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.
- You know what happens when you post a Legend of Zelda song on YouTube... A copyright strike is imminintendo.
- What's a pirate's least favorite letter? The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement.
- I saw an anti-abortion meme and wondered about copyright law ... Does the image come with reproduction rights?
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Copyright One Liners
Which copyright one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with copyright? I can suggest the ones about creator and coded.
- Roses are red, reposting is lame, [this post was removed due to a copyright claim.]
- Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike? Because it was extremely reactive
- What's the difference between a Halfing and a Hobbit? Copyright
- Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer It was a matter of copyright.
- The government will send a martial artist after you if you violate copyright law IP Man
- Amazon should sue Samsung.... For infringing on the copyrights of their Kindle and Fire.
- What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost? An exor-*cease and desist*.
- Water is not H2O Or else Disney would have sued for copyright long ago.
- Why are they called The Fine Bros? Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.
- How do you get around copyright? You copyleft!
- How do you keep a snake away from your copyright? You get a Cease and Desisssssssssssst
- Copyright In India copyright means the right to copy.
- What do you call a silly burrowing creature who hates copyright? c**... bandicam
Copyright Free Jokes
Here is a list of funny copyright free jokes and even better copyright free puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Important copyright notice Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.
- TIL U2 got sued over copyright and didn't have money to afford a lawyer. The ACLU stepped in for free and they won the case. It was pro Bono.
Unearthly Funniest Copyright Jokes to Tickle Your Sides
What funny jokes about copyright you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean commission jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make copyright pranks.
What is a pirate's LEAST favourite letter?
Dear Sir or Ma'am,
we are cutting your internet connection due to i**... downloading and copyright violations.
Sincerely, Internet Provider
What letter do pirate's hate the most?
Dear Charter Internet Customer:
Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.
I was walking down the street with my wife...
... when I saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six men.
My wife said, "Aren't you going to help?"
I said, "Six should be enough."
*(Copyright Les Dawson, as retold by Jimmy Carr on QI.)*
Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...
**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**
What o**... in the body never dies?
THE LIVER.
ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.
What is a pirate's favourite letter?
Dear xxxxxxxxx
Your internet service has not been terminated for copyright infringement due to a lack of evidence.
Sincerely xxxxxxxx
If a tree falls in the woods
It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.
What does a pirate do in his spare time?
He infringes on copyrights and downloads torrents.
Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan?
Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.
Copyright Chris Farley.
My teacher said we have the ability to clone we just don't know what kind of rights they should have.
I simply replied copyright
What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement?
Now I'm in treble
I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:
'Wide Open Spaces'
Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.
R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.