Copyright Jokes

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The Best Copyright Puns

What's a pirate's least favourite letter?

Dear Sir,

We are writing to you because you have violated copyright ...

What's a pirate's LEAST favorite letter?

Dear Customer,



Your internet service has been terminated due to copyright infringement.

What letter do pirate's hate the most?

Dear Charter Internet Customer:

Charter Communications ("Charter") has been notified by a copyright owner, or its authorized agent, that your Internet account may have been involved in the exchange of unauthorized copies of copyrighted material (e.g., music, movies, or software). We are attaching a copy of the Digital Millennium Copyright Act (DMCA) notice that Charter received from the copyright holder which includes the specific allegation.

I was walking down the street with my wife...

... when I saw my mother-in-law being beaten up by six men.

My wife said, "Aren't you going to help?"

I said, "Six should be enough."

*(Copyright Les Dawson, as retold by Jimmy Carr on QI.)*

I'd make a joke about Article 13, but...

*This post has been removed under breach of the EU Copyright Legislation.*


The Difference Between Starkiller Base and The Death Star

Starkiller base doesn't have a reactor core because it is a copyright of the fine bros.

Today I had an allergic reaction to a peanut...

**This title contains content from FINE BROTHERS ENTERTAINMENT who has it blocked on copyright grounds.**

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

The one he gets from his internet provider for copyright infringement.

Why did the element Fluorine get a copyright strike?

Because it was extremely reactive

What organ in the body never dies?

THE LIVER.

ometrist will copyright this joke. hopefully.

What is a pirate's favourite letter?

Dear xxxxxxxxx

Your internet service has not been terminated for copyright infringement due to a lack of evidence.

Sincerely xxxxxxxx


What's the difference between a Halfing and a Hobbit?

Copyright

If a tree falls in the woods

It won't make a sound because it has been copyright claimed by Warner Music Group.

Important copyright notice

Remember, if you sing "Happy Birthday" to the Queen, it is still *not* royalty-free.

Did you hear about the woman who backed up into a fan?

Disaster.
Dis-assed-her.

Copyright Chris Farley.

Larry sued Mary after she banned him from using the printer

It was a matter of copyright.

The government will send a martial artist after you if you violate copyright law

IP Man

What does Meghan Trainor say when she's sued for copyright infringement?

Now I'm in treble

My teacher said we have the ability to clone we just don't know what kind of rights they should have.

I simply replied copyright


I was browsing Netflix the other day, and Happened upon the Amy Schumer special "Inside Amy Schumer." Looks like they couldn't use the original title idea due to copyright issues:

'Wide Open Spaces'

If a tree falls down in the woods..

If a tree falls down in the woods and nobody's around to react to it, do the Fine Bro's still submit a copyright claim?

Jury awards $22 million to man locked in closet by East Cleveland police for four days with no food or toilet.

R Kelly is going to sue the East Cleveland police for copyright infringement.

TIL U2 got sued over copyright and didn't have money to afford a lawyer. The ACLU stepped in for free and they won the case.

It was pro Bono.

What do you call a silly burrowing creature who hates copyright?

Crash bandicam

What do you call an action of copyright law against a ghost?

An exor-*cease and desist*.

If only Microsoft had named their newest operating system "X" instead of 10

they could've sued Apple for copyright infringement

United Airlines is being sued for copyright infringement.

Killing the Wabbit is a registered trademark of Warner Bros, Inc.

An artist was producing an exhibit featuring portraits of famous black comedians...

He couldn't get a copyright however, due to his collection containing Pryor art.

Plan to take over the World

If we consider life as the chain of chemical reactions, then The Fine Bros actually want to copyright all life on earth.

How do you get around copyright? You copyleft!

Why are they called The Fine Bros?

Because they try to get everyone fined for copyright.

What's a pirate's least favorite letter?

Dear Sir,

We have terminated your internet service due to illegal copyright violation practices.

Sincerely,

Your ISP

Water is not H2O

Or else Disney would have sued for copyright long ago.

I've compiled an exposé of the undeniable evidence that the Rio2016 Olympics are the most corrupt ever

*Post Removed due to copyright claim by the International Olympic Committee*

I've got a joke for you

*this post has been deleted due to copyright infringement from the new article 13 in the European Union*

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