Copying Jokes
55 copying jokes and hilarious copying puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about copying that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn why some people consider it unethical to copy jokes, while other comedians feel it is necessary to preserve and reproduce comedy. Does Carlos Mencia's "stealing" of jokes threaten the loyalty of the comedy world, or is imitation the sincerest form of flattery?
Funniest Copying Short Jokes
Short copying jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The copying humour may include short copied jokes also.
- My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary? A play on words.
- I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
- Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
- I asked a girl to come back to my place and as she was looking through my books... She asked, "How come you've got so many copies of 'War and peace'?"
I replied, "It's a long story..." - I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
- I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me.
- To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you and kill you. You have my Word.
- So I got caught copying my friends test in class... I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.
- I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
- I ran into Rick Astley today. He borrowed my copy of Disney's "Up", but I doubt I'll ever see it again.
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Copying One Liners
Which copying one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with copying? I can suggest the ones about copy paste and copy pasted.
- To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word.
- Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
- I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. That's the story of my life.
- What do you have when you have 16 copies of the wizard of oz? The Wizard of Lb.
- "Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!" "Copy that"
- Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word.
- Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic It has not aged well.
- I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes. I still do, but I used to, too.
- What do you call it when you create a copy of your enemy's toe? Foe toe Synthesis
- Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death Plaguearism
- How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop
- If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!
- I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
- "Good artists copy. Great artists steal." \- Me
- Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar? They're all just carbon copies of each other.
Copying Me Jokes
Here is a list of funny copying me jokes and even better copying me puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I bought a copy of the Kama Sutra to spice things up in the bedroom with my girlfriend... ...unfortunately, it wouldn't fit inside her.
- What do you get when you cryogenically freeze a genetic copy of basketball legend Kareem Abdul Jabbar? An ice Kareem clone
- I have now stolen 56 copies of the board game "Risk" from local retailers. When they eventually catch me, I'll say "Life is all about taking Risks."
- Did you hear? Copies of The Lord of the Rings, The Hobbit, and The Silmarillion are considered one-of-a-kind when sold and traded. They're Non-Fungible Tolkiens.
- A woman showed up at my house today She said Tell your son to stop copying me!
Johnny! Stop acting like an idiot! I shouted to my son - I got in trouble once for copying another kid's test I guess the teacher heard my Xerox machine
- A man walked into a copy shop, and requested that they print a book for him with pages 30 feet long and 1 foot wide. Printer: "Why do you need pages that long?"
Man: "Well, it's a long story." - I saw a book on Amazon titled How to Solve 50% of your life's problems. Naturally I ordered two copies.
- Girl: "Girls are better than boys."
Boy: "Then why did God make boys first?"
Girl: "Duh, you have to have a rough draft before the final copy." - I saw a book on Amazon, How to reduce your life's problems by 50%. Naturally I ordered two copies.
Cheeky Copying Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What funny jokes about copying you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copy cat jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make copying pranks.
A woman in my office died.
A woman in my office died.
It's not like I didn't notice but for months afterwards I kept on copying her into emails.
Some people got upset and I was like
'Sorry - I CC dead people.'
The monks were in the monastery copying those beautiful illuminated manuscripts.
One young monk suggested that, since they'd been copying copies, it might be time to go back to the original and make sure that their copies were correct. The abbot agreed and sent the monk down into the cellar to examine the original. The monk was gone for a long time, and finally the abbot went to look for him. He found the monk in tears and asked what was wrong. Through his tears, the monk blurted out, The word was celebrate!
A new monk arrives at the monastery.....
and is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that instead of copying the original books , they are copying the copies.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books sobbing. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is celebrate. " says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
In a primary school...
The teacher asks students to draw female reproductive system. A girl in the class puts her head down out of shyness. A boy looks at her and exclaims "Ma'am she's copying!".
Teacher: Please provide the ethical definition of copying.
Student:
From one person it's cheating.
From many people it's research.
I was thrown out of my cloning exam
for copying the kid next to me.
When you're addicted to keyboard shortcuts
It might start off with just copying and pasting, but once you get into underlining it really starts to control you.
How is IGN like cancer?
There's a lot of talk about copying dead cells.
Who is the patron saint of copying people into emails?
St. Francis of a CC
What's for Lunch??
Wife: Have you had your Lunch??
Husband: Have you had your Lunch??
Wife: I'm asking you??
Husband: I'm asking you??
Wife: Your copying me??
Husband: Your copying me??
Wife: Lets go grocery shopping.
Husband: I've had my lunch.
Just got yet another email from the patron saint of copying people in
I should never have given my email address to St Francis of a CC
My classmate always got mad at me for copying his homework because "I wasn't learning anything."
Joke's on him, though. I just became a monk.
Two animals taking a test were caught copying off each other...
When one accuses the other...
"He's the CHEETAH!"
"What? You're LION!"
How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?
Xero.
What do we call the art of copying memes?
Memecry.
Teacher asked me if I felt any guilt having cheated through everything in my life.
I said I didn't since I have developed very strong copying mechanisms.
TIL in 1970, Xerox Corp sued IBM for patent infringement.
Who would thought Xerox would get upset over somebody copying.
My math teacher told me to stop copying my homework because I wasn't learning any real life skills
Joke's on him though, I just become a Monk.
Apple is copying Android and using food names for iPhone software updates...
Unveiled just today, the latest update is called \*\*Ketchup\*\*.
I bet Apple feels pretty jealous..
Now that Samsung is copying Amazon's Fire Phones.
s**... people jokes
A s**... student was copying whatever the teacher writes on the black board, but every time the teacher clears the blackboard he throws away the paper.
2 s**... men were speaking to each other one said 'i am freezing from the air conditioner'' the other replied " i am jack, from Florida''.
A s**... called the airlines to ask how long a flight to China would take, the customer service said '' 1 second'', he said thanks and hanged the phone.
2 stoners were listening to the 9:00 oo'clock news, one asked '' why is this news talking so long'' the other replied ''maybe it's the final episode''
A group of monks.
A group of monks are working in the Scriptorium when they realize there might be an error in the text they're copying. After a long debate over what they should do, the Abbot decides to go find the oldest copy they have. He takes quite a while to come back so the other monks decide to go check up on him. They find him in the back corner of the archives, clutching a tattered book and weeping. One of the monks runs to him and asks what was the matter. The Abbot replies "It says celebrate! CELEBRATE!"
A novice is working in the scriptorium and he gets to wondering . . .
. . . if he is copying copies of copies of copies of copies, might errors have crept in somewhere. So he asks the abbot, who concedes the point, and descends to the manuscript repository to find the earliest copy of the MS in question.
The novice waits patiently, but the abbot is gone an awfully long time. Finally he ventures in to see what is amiss. There, in the distance, is the abbot. He is moaning to himself, beating his head against a pillar and repeating to himself,
"I cant believe it....the word was celebrate, the word was celebrate...."
The curious monk
A monk in an ancient monastery is doing his daily work, transcribing and recopying the ancient scrolls and scriptures of his tradition that his predecessors wrote, which they copied from their ancestors texts and so on....
The curious monk begins to wonder if in the endless sequence of copying and recopying over the ages, something got misinterpreted or lost in translation: he goes to investigate the archives.
His friends don't hear from him for a few days. They finally find him in the archives, lying in a pool of scrolls and tears. "What's wrong?", they ask him. He cries: "It said CELEBRATE!!!"
Monks had it all wrong
A new monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to help the other monks in copying the old texts by hand. He notices, however, that they are copying copies, and not the original books.
So, the new monk goes to the head monk to ask him about this. He points out that if there was an error in the first copy, that error would be continued in all of the other copies. The head monk says, "We have been copying from the copies for centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
So, he goes down into the cellar with one of the copies to check it against the original. Hours later, nobody has seen him. So, one of the monks goes downstairs to look for him. He hears sobbing coming from the back of the cellar and finds the old monk leaning over one of the original books crying. He asks what's wrong.
"The word is *celebrate*, not *celibate!*," says the old monk with tears in his eyes.
Two Monks Are Copying Ancient Texts
One of the monks begins to wonder, what if the original texts had entirely different meanings because of other monks' mistakes in their translations over the years? They decide to go find some of the original texts and find out.
One of the monks ventures into the catacombs to find one of the texts. The other monk waits outside the entrance. He waits for about an hour and begins to wonder where the other monk is. He ventures in to find out.
He hears sobbing, and moves towards the sound. He sees the other monk sitting on the ground, crying, with a book opened in his lap. He asks him why he is crying, to which he replies,
"they meant to say *celebrate!*"
