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6 copulating jokes and hilarious copulating puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about copulating that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.


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Deep Thoughts

Do you think that, when two police officers are having s**..., they appreciate the fact that they are copulating?

What is the name of the hormone secreted during copulation with an ex-lover?

Toxitocin.

Bit of a different post here - an author introduces a joke but never reveals the punchline...anyone heard this joke? Or make up your own punchline?

In *Infinite Jest* by David Foster Wallace, at one point there's a line -
"...asking Mario if he knows what you call three Canadians copulating on a snowmobile."
But he doesn't say the punchline. I'm assuming maybe this is a commonish kinda joke? I've tried to think of what the punchline is but can't.

What do you call a woman who only sleeps with police?

A copulator.

An American man travels to Japan on business...

...and on his first night he visits a bar in Tokyo to experience the local nightlife. He meets an enchanting woman, and after several rounds of drinks and flirting, she accompanies him back to his hotel. They commence copulation, and in the throws of passion, the woman screams out "Machigatta ana! Machigatta ana!" The man, pleased with himself for appeasing his lover's desires, finishes and rolls over to sleep.
The next morning, he meets a prospective business associate for golf. On the first hole, his golf partner completes the round under par. In an attempt to impress him, he shouts "Machigatta ana!" His associate replies "What do you mean 'wrong hole'?"

Definition of "c**..."......

What an Italian police sergeant says to a tardy patrolman.

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