Cops And Robbers Jokes
16 cops and robbers jokes and hilarious cops and robbers puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cops and robbers that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cops And Robbers Short Jokes
Short cops and robbers jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cops and robbers humour may include short cops jokes also.
- Did you hear about the robbers who broke into the police station and stole all the toilet seats? It happened last week and the cops still don't have anything to go on.
- So i just saw a bank robber jump down some stairs while yelling about how terrible the cops were guess you could say he was condescending
- What's the difference between an unarmed black man and an armed robber on the run? How should I know, I'm just a cop!
- When I was a kid, I played Cops and Robbers with my black friend. After I got cuffed, I was beaten with a baseball bat, shot with a NERF gun, and then he put a knife in my hand.
- I saw some children playing cops and robbers When I tried to tell them it used to be played cops or robbers, they laughed at me and went back to robbing the one playing the citizen.
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Cops And Robbers One Liners
Which cops and robbers one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cops and robbers? I can suggest the ones about police and thief and robber.
- What do you call a cop chasing a clothing store robber? Pursuit
- Cops are looking for a fat bank robber. He's still at large.
- Name a famous robber! Cops!
Cops And Robbers Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.
What funny jokes about cops and robbers you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean robbing house jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cops and robbers pranks.
Dave: Then the robber came through the door holding a gun
Dave: Then the robber came through the door holding a gun
Cop: Was it a revolver?
Dave: No he just pushed it open and walked through like normal
A robber needs to get past a security camera...
He thinks about how he could get by. The he had an idea.
He took off all his clothes and walked by.
The camera immeadiately noticed him and he was arrested.
When the cops were asking him why he did the crime one of the cops asked, Why did you take all your clothes off before passing the camera?
The man said, Well after I took off my clothes in front of my girlfriend she said she couldnt see me anymore!
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So robbers broke into my house and stole all the soap,
Dirty b**..., but than the cops came and did a full report. The cops said they got away clean.
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Three thieves were fleeing the cops
they went inside a potato warehouse and each saw a sack and hid inside.
The cops walked in and saw the first sack and kicked it. The robber went "meow", so the cop said, oh it's only a cat.
They went to the second sack and kicked it and second robber went 'arf". So cop said, oh, this one is just a dog.
They saw the third sack and kicked it. Nothing. They kicked it again, harder. Again, silence.
The cop, cocked his gun and prepares to shoot the third sack in which the 3rd robber said-
"I'm supposed to be a potato, g**..., potatoes don't make a sound".
An elderly couple was just settled down for bed when the old man realized he left the lights on in the greenhouse in the back yard.
Then they heard voices.
Three men had broken into the greenhouse.
Scared, they called the police.
The dispatcher replied, he would send an officer as soon as one became available as they were all out on calls.
The old man waited for a few minutes and called Dispatch again.
He told Dispatch, "Don't worry about sending an officer, I shot the robbers and now the dogs are eating their bodies!"
In no time at all, police were all over the place and captured the robbers red-handed!
One of the cops asked the old man, "I thought you said you shot the robber and your dogs were eating them.
" The old man replied, "I thought you said, there weren't any officers available."