Cops And Donuts Jokes

Funniest Cops And Donuts Short Jokes

Short cops and donuts jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cops and donuts humour may include short cop donut jokes also.

1. what's the difference between a black man and a box of donuts? One of them's already full of holes before the cops see them.
2. So I was doing donuts in my car.. And a cop pulls me over. Now I know what you're thinking, who names their dog Donuts?
3. A cop pulled a man over and said, sir, your eyes are bloodshot, have you been drinking? The man replied, officer, your eyes are glazed, have you been eating donuts?
4. A guy gets pulled over by a cop. Cop: Your eyes are bloodshot; have you been drinking?
   Guy: Your eyes are glazed; have you been eating donuts?
5. What not to say to a cop If you get pulled over and the cop says "Your eyes look glazed over It is not wise to say "like your donuts?"
6. A cop asked me why I was driving so fast "Helping you pay for donuts" was not the right answer
7. What the difference between a black guy and a donut? One of them already had a hole before the cop saw it
8. I was pulled over by a cop today He walked up and said "sir have you been drinking today? Your eyes look red". I replied back with "no sir but have you been eating donuts? Your eyes look glazed."
9. Friend of mine was shot at the bakery today, he is expected to make a full recovery. They say he was lucky it just glazed him, donut who did it but the cops are there.
10. "Your eyes look red." said the cop. "Have you been smoking w**...?" "Your eyes look glazed." I replied. "Have you been eating donuts?"

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Cops And Donuts One Liners

Which cops and donuts one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cops and donuts? I can suggest the ones about donuts and cops.

1. Going to open up a donut shop next to a medical m**... store I'll call it glazed and confused
2. What do you call a cop morning mystery? Who donut?
3. What's the only place that has 24 hour protection from the cops? A donut shop
4. One Thing to Know About Danish Cops They Can't Lego Of Their Donuts
5. What does a Boston cop say when you ask if he remembers his last desert? "I do-nut."
6. Why do cops eat donuts and not bagels? Because Jews don't serve pork.
7. Why do cops like donuts? They already come with unnecessary holes in them.

Cops And Donuts Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about cops and donuts you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean doughnuts jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cops and donuts pranks.