The Best 9 Copperfield Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Copperfield jokes. There are some copperfield nickel jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these copperfield copper puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Copperfield Jokes and Puns

Did you hear that David Copperfield has aids now?

Yea, he was doing Magic.

How did David Copperfield get HIV?

From doing Magic.

A competition is held to determine who is the world's best magician

David Blaine performs first with his famous trick. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the card disappears.

David Copperfield performs next. He waves his hand, and, *poof*, the Statue of Liberty disappears.

Finally, a guy with a beard dressed in rags and sandals comes on stage. Nobody expects him to best the world's most famous magicians. But he waves his hand, and, *poof*...

...the 300,000-man strong Afghan National Army disappears.

David Copperfield is the best magician ever.

He's disappeared since the 90s.

I know for a fact that David Copperfield didn't sexually assault that woman.

If he had, afterwards he would have made her disappear.

Did you hear David Copperfield got AIDs?

He did Magic.

Why is it okay to make fun of David Copperfield?

Because Copper is refined by Roasting.

My face reminds of me of David Copperfield

Because it makes beautiful women disappear

David Copperfield found out he has aids.

They told him he caught it doing Magic

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We suggest to use only working copperfield beautiful piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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