Copper Penny Jokes

Funniest Copper Penny Short Jokes

Short copper penny jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The copper penny humour may include short penny jokes also.

1. Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers.
2. Why do Dutch people have big noses? Because air is free.
   ### Bonus joke:
   * How was copper wire invented?
   Two Dutchmen found a penny at the same time.
3. How do you make copper wire? You throw a penny between two Scots
   Gimme that
   Nae, it's mine
4. How was the first copper wire made? Two jews were pulling on a penny.
5. How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny.

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Copper Penny One Liners

Which copper penny one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with copper penny? I can suggest the ones about copper and old coin.

1. How did copper wire get invented 2 Jews fighting over a penny
2. Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Scots fought over the same penny.
3. How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny.
4. Why did Al Capone refuse to carry pennies? Because he hates coppers, see?
5. How was copper wire invented? Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
   ;-)
6. How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews
7. How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny.
8. I think pennies are made of copper and zinc But that's just my two cents
9. How was the first copper wire made? Someone threw a penny inbetween two Jew's
10. How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously
11. How do you make copper wire? Place a penny between two Jews.
12. Why won't a criminal accept a penny? They can't trust a copper
13. How did copper wire get invented? Two jews grabbed for the same penny.
14. How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny.
15. You know how copper pipe was invented? Two Jewish men fighting for a penny.

Copper Penny Funny Jokes And Hilarious Puns.

What funny jokes about copper penny you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean dollar coins jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make copper penny pranks.