The Best 50 Copper Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Copper jokes. There are some copper tin jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these copper steel puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Copper Jokes and Puns

What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating?

Al Cu later

After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze

lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.

My favorite "clean" Jewish jokes

* Q. What's the difference between a Jew and a Canoe?
* A. A canoe will eventually tip

* Q. What does a Jewish pedophile say?
* A. Hey kid want to buy some candy?

* Q. A Jew with an erection walks into a wall, what happens?
* A. Breaks his nose

* Q. How was copper wire invented?
* A. Two Jews fighting over a penny

Copper joke, My favorite "clean" Jewish jokes

In the past

Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:
1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology ..

American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:
2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy ..

Indian scientist dug and found nothing. They concluded our ancestors were using Wireless Technology.!

My uncle used to counterfeit pennies...

My uncle used to counterfeit pennies out of real copper, but got copper poisoning. At least, we think that's what happened, because one day he just stopped making sense.

An Irish, a Scot and an English man are digging.....

in their back gardens. 12 feet down the English man finds copper wire. In the local paper he announces England had internet 200 years ago.
The Scots mon finds wire at 16 feet and announces Scotland had internet 300 years ago.
The Irish man digs 22 feet! but finds nothing and states in the paper. 400 years ago Ireland had wireless.

How was copper wire invented?

Someone threw a penny between two jews

Copper joke, How was copper wire invented?

How was copper wire invented?

Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously

Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you.

It's a form of copper recycling.

Boy: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Boy: because you're CuTe

Girl: Are you made of holmium and molybdenum?

How was copper wire invented?

A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny.

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It's so hot today...

... I saw a meth-head putting copper back into an AC unit.

What's the worst thing that can happen to a gypsy?

Allergy to copper.

Chemistry joke.

Why does copper always wait for you to take you home after a night out?

Copper wants to Cu home.

What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station?

Cu Copper.

How was copper wire created?

Two Jews found the same penny.

Copper joke, How was copper wire created?

Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?

Because you're CU TE

Two chemists are hanging out at a bar after work...

One gets up to go home and says "future copper". Puzzled, the other gazes back for a moment before the first clarifies, "Cu later"

How did copper wire get invented

2 Jews fighting over a penny

Do you know how copper wire was invented?

Two Scots fought over the same penny.

I bought a wooden whistle

but it wooden whistle.

So I bought a steel whistle,

but it steel wooden whistle.

So I bought a lead whistle,

but it steel wooden lead me whistle.

So I bought a copper whistle,

but the copper steel wooden lead me whistle.

So I bought a tin whistle,

now I can whistle.

Why do Dutch people have big noses?

Because air is free.

### Bonus joke:

* How was copper wire invented?

Two Dutchmen found a penny at the same time.

what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple?

I'm taking you in for a salt

How was the first copper wire made?

Someone threw a penny inbetween two Jew's

There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen.

Police are warning the public to read the ingredient list to avoid getting burned.

What's a good name for a police officer that's sexually dominant?

Duracell. Because he's a Copper Top.

Copper and Tin joined the Olympics the other day

Sadly they both tied on Bronze

Between the Stone Age and the Bronze Age, there was The Copper Age...

Back then, people really knew how to conduct themselves...

Chemistry Lesson

Me: "Hey girl, if you were a compound, you'd be copper telluride. You know why?"

Girl: "Because I'm cute?"

Me: "Nah, you're just really dense."

Copper is the only element that have eyes

Becuase it can Cu.

What kind of metal can stop any car?

A Copper

Did you hear about the guy with copper wire?

Apparently he got arrested for misconduct.

What is a criminal's least favourite metal?

The copper.

Copper instruments make the symphony sounds so much better than brass.

Copper is a much better conductor.

I think pennies are made of copper and zinc

But that's just my two cents

Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver?

Because you are a CuNTbAg.

It was so hot in Dallas today...

I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.

When copper reacts, get lead.

What do you call it when touching iron or copper makes you break out in hives?

A metallurgy

What did the poor leprechaun say as he ran from the police?

You'll never get me copper!

What's a police officer's favorite metal?


A priest is driving along a country road when he is pulled over by a copper..

Have you been drinking? He asks.
Just water replied the priest.
The cop says So why do I smell wine?
The priest looks over at the bottle and says good lord, he's done it again

Why is it okay to make fun of David Copperfield?

Because Copper is refined by Roasting.

Copper and chromium must be pretty great atoms...

If they have such an exceptional ground state

What did the criminal chemist say as he was escaping from a police officer?

Cu later Copper!

The science teacher is in trouble for slapping his student

The parents phones says "I'm sending two coppers right now to charge you with battery."

He says "You can't charge a battery with two coppers. You need a copper and a zinc."

Talking clock

A man is showing his apartment to his friend.

The friend sees a large copper pan on the wall.

\- And what is this?

\- Its a talking clock!

\- Really how does it work?

The man hits the pan with all his might.

A voice is heard from behind the wall:


How was copper wire invented?

Two lawyers fighting over a penny.


I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.

When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,

"Did you have the copper with you?"

He replied,

"Na right now, Cu later."

What did the sperm say to the IUD

Your never going to get me copper

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