Copper Jokes
92 copper jokes and hilarious copper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about copper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Looking for a few jokes to liven up your next party? Check out this collection of hilarious jokes featuring copper dragons, the element copper, copper anniversaries, copper pennies, gold, nickel, and Duracell!
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Funniest Copper Short Jokes
Short copper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The copper humour may include short aluminum jokes also.
- Yttrium-barium-copper oxide walks into a bar The bartender tells him, "We don't serve superconductors here."
He leaves without resistance. - Hey girl, are you made of Copper, Nitrogen, Terbium, and Silver? Because you are a CuNTbAg.
- After one week of the Olympics, the Romanians have taken gold, silver, bronze lead, copper and anything else they can get their hands on.
- Did you hear about the woman who tried to bribe the police with pennies? She was taken in by the coppers.
- It was so hot in Dallas today... I saw a crackhead put copper wire back into an air conditioner.
- What do you call it when touching iron or copper makes you break out in hives? A metallurgy
- Between the Stone Age and the Bronze Age, there was The Copper Age... Back then, people really knew how to conduct themselves...
- What did the copper anode say to the aluminum cathode, prior to electroplating? Al Cu later
- There's a new scam involving counterfeit copper tone sunscreen. Police are warning the public to read the ingredient list to avoid getting burned.
- Chemistry Lesson Me: "Hey girl, if you were a compound, you'd be copper telluride. You know why?"
Girl: "Because I'm cute?"
Me: "Nah, you're just really dense."
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Copper One Liners
Which copper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with copper? I can suggest the ones about bronze and brass.
- How did copper wire get invented 2 Jews fighting over a penny
- Copper is the only element that have eyes Becuase it can Cu.
- What's a criminals most hated metal? Copper
- what did the Copper say to the sodium chloride couple? I'm taking you in for a salt
- Do you know how copper wire was invented? Two Scots fought over the same penny.
- How was copper wire created? Two Jews found the same penny.
- Why did Al Capone refuse to carry pennies? Because he hates coppers, see?
- How was copper wire invented? Two lawyers fighting over a penny.
;-) - Are you made of Copper and Tellurium? Because you're CU TE
- What did the poor leprechaun say as he ran from the police? You'll never get me copper!
- It's never a good idea to steal a periodic table Coppers always Cu
- What did the thunderstorm say to the lightning rod? You'll never catch me copper!
- Did you hear about the guy with copper wire? Apparently he got arrested for misconduct.
- How was copper wire invented? Someone threw a penny between two jews
- When copper reacts, ....you get lead.
Copper Wire Jokes
Here is a list of funny copper wire jokes and even better copper wire puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why do Dutch people have big noses? Because air is free.
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* How was copper wire invented?
Two Dutchmen found a penny at the same time. - How was copper wire invented? A Dutchman and a Scotsman fighting over a penny.
- How was the first copper wire made? Someone threw a penny inbetween two Jew's
- How was copper wire invented? Two jews picked up the same penny simultaneously
- How do you make copper wire? Place a penny between two Jews.
- How do you make copper wire? You throw a penny between two Scots
Gimme that
Nae, it's mine - How was electrical copper wire invented? 2 jews were fighting over 1 cent.
- How did copper wire get invented? Two jews grabbed for the same penny.
- How was copper wire invented? Two Armenians were fighting over a Penny.
- How was copper wire invented ? One copper coin, two dwarves.
Copper Penny Jokes
Here is a list of funny copper penny jokes and even better copper penny puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- I think pennies are made of copper and zinc But that's just my two cents
- Why won't a criminal accept a penny? They can't trust a copper
- You know how copper pipe was invented? Two Jewish men fighting for a penny.
- How was the first copper wire made? Two jews were pulling on a penny.
- How was copper wire invented? 2 Jews bent down to pick up the same penny.
Copper Element Jokes
Here is a list of funny copper element jokes and even better copper element puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What do you say when leaving the Periodic Table of Elements' police station? Cu Copper.
- One time somebody said if I was an element, I'd be copper. Then someone else told me I'm tellurium. Does that mean I'm CuTe?
Experience Instant Grins & Giggles with Playful Copper Jokes
What funny jokes about copper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean silver jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make copper pranks.
In the past
Russian scientists dug 1000 mtr deep and found a copper wire.
They concluded:
1000 yrs back our ancestors were using copper cable technology ..
American scientists dug 2000 mtr deep and found optic fibre.
They concluded:
2000 yrs back our ancestors were using optic fibre technolgy ..
Indian scientist dug and found nothing. They concluded our ancestors were using Wireless Technology.!
My uncle used to counterfeit pennies...
My uncle used to counterfeit pennies out of real copper, but got copper poisoning. At least, we think that's what happened, because one day he just stopped making sense.
An Irish, a Scot and an English man are digging.....
in their back gardens. 12 feet down the English man finds copper wire. In the local paper he announces England had internet 200 years ago.
The Scots mon finds wire at 16 feet and announces Scotland had internet 300 years ago.
The Irish man digs 22 feet! but finds nothing and states in the paper. 400 years ago Ireland had wireless.
Copper and zinc are very close.
I guess you could say that they are CuZn's.
What's Darth Vader's Favorite Mineral?
co-pper
Former police officers are offering their services to appear in court for you.
It's a form of copper recycling.
Boy: Are you made of Copper and Tellurium?
Boy: because you're CuTe
Girl: Are you made of holmium and molybdenum?
What's the difference between dead h**... and copper plumbing?
I don't have copper plumbing 8n my crawlspace.
What do you call a police officer with a tan?
A bronzed copper.
It's so hot today...
... I saw a m**...-head putting copper back into an AC unit.
What's the worst thing that can happen to a gypsy?
Allergy to copper.
Chemistry joke.
Why does copper always wait for you to take you home after a night out?
Copper wants to Cu home.
Two chemists are hanging out at a bar after work...
One gets up to go home and says "future copper". Puzzled, the other gazes back for a moment before the first clarifies, "Cu later"
I bought a wooden whistle
but it wooden whistle.
So I bought a steel whistle,
but it steel wooden whistle.
So I bought a lead whistle,
but it steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a copper whistle,
but the copper steel wooden lead me whistle.
So I bought a tin whistle,
now I can whistle.
What's a good name for a police officer that's s**... dominant?
Duracell. Because he's a Copper Top.
Copper and Tin joined the Olympics the other day
Sadly they both tied on Bronze
What kind of metal can stop any car?
A Copper
What is a criminal's least favourite metal?
The copper.
Copper instruments make the symphony sounds so much better than brass.
Copper is a much better conductor.
Why didn't the ex-con turn down the apprenticeship with the town blacksmith?
Because he worked with copper.
Why was the orange-colored metal police officer found not guilty of trespassing inside the world largest dime?
Everyone knew that copper was in a cent.
What's a police officer's favorite metal?
Copper.
A priest is driving along a country road when he is pulled over by a copper..
Have you been drinking? He asks.
Just water replied the priest.
The cop says So why do I smell wine?
The priest looks over at the bottle and says good lord, he's done it again
So the thing about police badges.
Wouldn't it be great if they were made from "copper"?
How does Zinc wind up Copper ?
It invites Oxygen round, always guarantees a reaction.
Why is it okay to make fun of David Copperfield?
Because Copper is refined by Roasting.
Copper and chromium must be pretty great atoms...
If they have such an exceptional ground state
What did the criminal chemist say as he was escaping from a police officer?
Cu later Copper!
The science teacher is in trouble for slapping his student
The parents phones says "I'm sending two coppers right now to charge you with battery."
He says "You can't charge a battery with two coppers. You need a copper and a zinc."
Talking clock
A man is showing his apartment to his friend.
The friend sees a large copper pan on the wall.
\- And what is this?
\- Its a talking clock!
\- Really how does it work?
The man hits the pan with all his might.
A voice is heard from behind the wall:
\- IT'S TWO O'CLOCK IN THE MORNING g**... IT!
I recently ordered one piece of sodium and one piece of copper.
When the delivery guy showed up, I noticed that he was only holding the sodium. I asked him,
"Did you have the copper with you?"
He replied,
"Na right now, Cu later."
What did the s**... say to the IUD
Your never going to get me copper
Electrical Hum - True story
Was working on a Generator switchgear with the factory representative who was from Ireland and we had the generators running and the electrical panel open with all the thick bare copper busbars visible. As most may know anything with a ton of electricity flowing through it makes this humming sound. I told the rep that the hum always makes the hairs on the back of my neck stand up.
He said " Do u know why it hums?"
Me, expecting a technical response, " No I dont know. Why does it hum?"
With a totally serious face he replied " Cuz it dont know the fookin words"
