Copied Jokes

Funniest Copied Short Jokes

Short copied jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The copied humour may include short copy pasted jokes also.

1. My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary? A play on words.
2. I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
3. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
4. I asked a girl to come back to my place and as she was looking through my books... She asked, "How come you've got so many copies of 'War and peace'?"
   I replied, "It's a long story..."
5. I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
6. I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me.
7. To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you and kill you. You have my Word.
8. So I got caught copying my friends test in class... I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.
9. I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
10. I ran into Rick Astley today. He borrowed my copy of Disney's "Up", but I doubt I'll ever see it again.

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Copied One Liners

Which copied one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with copied? I can suggest the ones about copying and copy.

1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word.
2. Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
3. I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. That's the story of my life.
4. What do you have when you have 16 copies of the wizard of oz? The Wizard of Lb.
5. "Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!" "Copy that"
6. Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word.
7. Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic It has not aged well.
8. I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes. I still do, but I used to, too.
9. What do you call it when you create a copy of your enemy's toe? Foe toe Synthesis
10. Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death Plaguearism
11. How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop
12. If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!
13. I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
14. "Good artists copy. Great artists steal." \- Me
15. Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar? They're all just carbon copies of each other.

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