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Short copied jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The copied humour may include short copy pasted jokes also.

  1. My ten-year-old daughter came up with this at dinner tonight: What do you get if put a copy of Macbeth on top of a dictionary? A play on words.
  2. I feel like, in mythology, Neptune is just a copy of Poseidon Like whoever created neptune literally read what Poseidon's main powers were and was like Ctrl C
  3. Just saw on the news that Apple is suing Samsung: They claim that the Galaxy S3 has copied concepts used on the iPhone 6.
  4. I asked a girl to come back to my place and as she was looking through my books... She asked, "How come you've got so many copies of 'War and peace'?"
    I replied, "It's a long story..."
  5. I hate it when people outright copy and paste somebody's joke on twitter and post it on a different social media platform. Retweet if you agree.
  6. I met a Muslim man who said he had the Qur'an on DVD. The trouble started when I asked him to burn a copy for me.
  7. To the person that stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you and kill you. You have my Word.
  8. So I got caught copying my friends test in class... I think the teacher heard my Xerox machine.
  9. I recently bought a copy of Monty Python's Big Red Book, but was later dismayed to find that I'd purchased the Spanish language version... Nobody expects the Spanish text edition.
  10. I ran into Rick Astley today. He borrowed my copy of Disney's "Up", but I doubt I'll ever see it again.

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Copied One Liners

Which copied one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with copied? I can suggest the ones about copying and copy.

  1. To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office: I will find you.. You have my Word.
  2. Who ever stole my copy of Microsoft Office is in trouble. You have my Word.
  3. I haven't sold a single copy of my autobiography. That's the story of my life.
  4. What do you have when you have 16 copies of the wizard of oz? The Wizard of Lb.
  5. "Plagiarism squad reporting for duty sir!" "Copy that"
  6. Someone stole my copy of Microsoft office.. I will track you down, you have my word.
  7. Found my old copy of Picture of Dorian Gray in the attic It has not aged well.
  8. I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes. I still do, but I used to, too.
  9. What do you call it when you create a copy of your enemy's toe? Foe toe Synthesis
  10. Coronavirus has been copying the Black Death Plaguearism
  11. How does Smaug copy files to a USB stick? Dragon drop
  12. If I find out who stole my copy of MS office, I'll kill you... You have my Word!
  13. I asked a friend if I could copy his calculus homework He told me to know my limits
  14. "Good artists copy. Great artists steal." \- Me
  15. Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar? They're all just carbon copies of each other.

Copied joke, Why Do Most Diamonds Look So Similar?

Delightful Fun Copied Jokes for a Roaring Good Time

What funny jokes about copied you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean copy paste jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make copied pranks.

An 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with no memory and brain damage.

The doctor asked him a series of questions:
Do you know where you are?
I'm at Rex Hospital.
What city are you in?
Do you know who I am?
Dr. Hamilton.
the old grandfather then turned to the nurse and said, I hope he doesn't ask me any more questions. Why? she asked. Because all of those answers were on his badge.
guys i have copied this joke and edited formating. its not my original creation.

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I genuinely just copied and pasted this off the weight watchers website

Wife driving the car ....

WIFE: honey?
Husband: yes dear
WIFE: did something hit the car
Husband: yes deer
WIFE: do you know what it was
Husband: yes deer
WIFE: was it an animal
Husband: yes deer
WIFE: was it a rabbit
Husband: no deer

A burglar broke into our house last night…

I didn't fight back, I just put the red laser dot on his forehead and the 3 cats did the rest.
(Copied from a comment I saw to funny not to share since this whole sub is reposts)

Shamelessly copied joke....

Why does covid vaccine have 2 shots?
First is the microchip, second is the battery.

How many drummer jokes are there?

At least a Zildjian
... I may have copied and Paiste-d this joke

I sorted by top of all time and copied and pasted the best joke here

I was just about to hit submit and a tow truck came along and hitched onto the back of my car. I jumped out and screamed, *Why are you towing my car?* The tow driver just stared back at me with this dead look in his eye, not saying a thing. *At least tell me where you're bringing my car*, I begged. The driver slowly turned to me and and said: Repo St.

My eyes are fine but I still failed my eye exams...

I guess I shouldn't have copied off the asian guy.

The inventor of the Xerox machine never had an original idea in his life...

He just copied everybody else's work.

I had to write an essay on plagiarism today

I couldn't think of anything so I just copied the guy sitting next to me

Officer: You drinking?

Me: I don't know are you buying?
He laughed, I laughed... I need bail money
Editorial: Yes I copied this from a comment... Shhhh

There are two types of jokes:

1) Those which are original rather than copied word-for-word from a better person.
1) Those which are original rather than copied word-for-word from a better person.

My love for you is like a copied assignment...

I just can't explain it.


Roses are red,
Violets are blue.
I copied your answers,
and I failed too.

My friend had his assignment on plagiarism stolen so he copied mine.

He then proceeded to take a course on Nihilism but it ended up not having a meaningful impact on his transcript.

Elon Musk sort of copied an idea from someone.

Old MacDonald named his kid E I E I O.

Copied joke, Elon Musk sort of copied an idea from someone.