Copenhagen Jokes

Following is our collection of dyke puns and helsinki one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Copenhagen jokes for adults, dirty beaters jokes and clean dere dad gags for kids.

The Best Copenhagen Puns

A bookseller in German-occupied Copenhagen came up with a new idea to help sell books...

He displayed a book and poster in his shop window saying "English In 50 Hours, Learn English Before The Tommies Arrive."

He was immediately ordered by the Nazis to remove it.

On the next day he put up a new book and poster in the same window that said "German In 50 Hours, Learn German Before Our Friends The Germans Depart."

What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex?

Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!

Why do women from Wyoming prefer to chew Copenhagen instead of smoking cigarettes?

It's because of the wind.

When they try to light cigarettes they always end up burning their moustaches.

There is an abundance of neighborhoods jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 3 funniest jokes and copenhagen puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any vil witze you can hear about copenhagen.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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