The Best 3 Copenhagen Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Copenhagen jokes. There are some copenhagen helsinki jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these copenhagen dere puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Copenhagen Jokes and Puns

What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after sex?

Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!

A bookseller in German-occupied Copenhagen came up with a new idea to help sell books...

He displayed a book and poster in his shop window saying "English In 50 Hours, Learn English Before The Tommies Arrive."

He was immediately ordered by the Nazis to remove it.

On the next day he put up a new book and poster in the same window that said "German In 50 Hours, Learn German Before Our Friends The Germans Depart."

Why do women from Wyoming prefer to chew Copenhagen instead of smoking cigarettes?

It's because of the wind.

When they try to light cigarettes they always end up burning their moustaches.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the copenhagen neighborhoods jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working copenhagen vil piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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