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What's the first thing a 16 yr old, from Arkansas, says after s**...?

Get off me Pa you're crushing my Copenhagen!

A bookseller in German-occupied Copenhagen came up with a new idea to help sell books...

He displayed a book and poster in his shop window saying "English In 50 Hours, Learn English Before The Tommies Arrive."
He was immediately ordered by the n**... to remove it.
On the next day he put up a new book and poster in the same window that said "German In 50 Hours, Learn German Before Our Friends The Germans Depart."

Why do women from Wyoming prefer to chew Copenhagen instead of smoking cigarettes?

It's because of the wind.
When they try to light cigarettes they always end up burning their moustaches.

Copenhagen continues to captivate visitors.

They're experiencing the Stockholm syndrome.

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