Cope Jokes
30 cope jokes and hilarious cope puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cope that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Funniest Cope Short Jokes
Short cope jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cope humour may include short coop jokes also.
- When I found out my wife was having an affair, I was heartbroken. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.
- What's the difference between Daredevil and Scarlet Witch? One knows how to cope without Vision.
- I've decided to go on the "England World Cup Diet" It only lasts 5 days and you lose loads!
(England fan here using humour to cope with the pain...) - The fortune teller told me I'd lose one of my closest friends in 13-14 years. To cope with this news, I bought a puppy.
- My in-laws couldn't cope when their cat unexpectedly had 9 kittens, so my wife told me to put them in a sack and throw them in the river… I did it but it broke my heart.
I quite liked her dad… - People always ask 'how do you cope with erectile disfunction'? Honestly, it's not that hard
- My girlfriend says she can't cope with delivering any more babies. I think it's just a midwife crisis.
- When I found out my wife was cheating on me, I was devastated. I turned to religion to cope. Now I'm Muslim and we're stoning her tomorrow.
- My mom told me that the world isn't just black and white She still hasn't coped with me being colorblind.
- Therapist: How have you been coping with everything lately? Me: With sarcasm mostly.
Therapist: Has that been working?
Me: Yeah it's been super great.
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Cope One Liners
Which cope one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cope? I can suggest the ones about cape and comp.
- to help cope with his loss Roy Moore ordered a 12 year old whiskey she didn't like it
- To cope with stress you either need to have a strong spirit... ...or strong spirits
- I recently got fired from my job in the penny arcade I couldn't cope with change
- My balloon business folded this week Just couldn't cope with the rate of inflation
- If Barack and Joe were in a buddy cope movie, would it be called "Abiden By The Law"?
- How do Mesothelioma victims cope with their disease? Asbestos they can
- I like my food like I like my coping mechanisms. Extremely unhealthy.
- What's a good name for a therapy book on coping with irritable bowel syndrome?
- Im coping comedyshortsgamer ENJOY
- Why did the drug addict become a cop? He wanted to cope without the e.
Great Cope Jokes to Share, Laugh and Enjoy with Friends
What funny jokes about cope you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corr jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cope pranks.
Tomorrow I'm having skin grafted from my b**... onto my hand and I cope with humor. Make me laugh.
I'm going to have to ask my girlfriend if she wants to try b**... stuff just so we can hold hands.
The surgeon's going to hand my a**... to me.
If I high five someone did they technically s**... my a**...?
I used to have a girlfriend who, whenever she had a bad headache, would go into the cupboard, find my oats I'd normally eat for breakfast and then throw them in the garbage.
Apparently she couldn't cope with my grains.
I've been clean for 52 days now.
It's weird to shower everyday but at least I got the h**... to cope with it.
What's the difference between Wanda Maximoff and Matt Murdoch?
Matt knows how to cope without vision.
I run a rehabilitation program where we get prison inmates to write poetry to help them cope with their emotions.
I call it:
Prose and Cons
'How To Cope With Disappointment' ;-)
Saw a sign outside of an office building which said
"Today's workshop 'How To Cope With Disappointment' has been cancelled"
Pluto, king of the Underworld, may be terrifying, but deep down he's just depressed.
He's trying to cope with it, but Charon took the kids.
Gene Therapy
The act of watching Gene Wilder films to cope with the loss of Gene Wilder.
This is the place for wordplay, right?
Copernicus was trying to figure out why the Sun set at night and rose during the day.
Then it dawned on him.
