Cop Doughnut Jokes
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So the cops caught me doing doughnuts in my car today.
I know what you're thinking. Who the h**... names their dog doughnuts
Eyes give everything away.
A cop pulls over a guy. Your eyes are awfully red. Have you been drinking? Gee, officer, the man says, Your eyes are awfully glazed-have you been eating doughnuts?
Officer: "your eyes look red man have you been smoking w**...."
Suspect: "officer your eyes look glazed like you has had doughnuts."
A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car.
After looking the man over he says, "Sir,
I couldn't help but notice your eyes are bloodshot.
Have you been drinking?"
The man gets really indignant and says,
"Officer, I couldn't help but notice your eyes are glazed.
Have you been eating doughnuts?"
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