Coordinate Jokes

Following is our collection of numeral puns and axis one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Coordinate jokes for adults, dirty sentient jokes and clean kilometres dad gags for kids.

The Best Coordinate Puns

Wrong Email

A Minnesota couple decided to vacation to Florida during the winter. They planned to stay at the very same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier. Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel schedules. So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday. His wife would fly down the following day.

The husband checked into the hotel. There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an e-mail to his wife. However, he accidentally left out one letter in her e-mail address, and without realizing his error, he sent the e-mail.

Meanwhile.....somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral. He was a minister of many years who was called home to glory following a sudden heart attack. The widow decided to check her e-mail, expecting messages from relatives and friends. After reading the first message, she fainted.

The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor, and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My Loving Wife
Subject: I've Arrived
Date: 16 May 2003
I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here now and you are allowed to send e-mails to your loved ones. I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then! Hope your journey is not as uneventful as mine was.
P.S. Sure is hot down here!

So I rotated my coordinate system about the Z-Axis..

Plot twist!

Coordinate geometry is terrible.

I failed the last test, but it turns out that the next unit continues it. Will I ever get distance from it?

What battleship coordinate always hits a European player, but not an American player?


How do you say Nice in Geographic Coordinate System-speak?

41 degrees North, 7 degrees East. That's a 41 degrees North, 7 degrees east joke amirite??? :3

If you can't figure out your location on a coordinate plane...

...Are you lost in translation?

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