The Best 6 Coops Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coops jokes. There are some coops barnyard jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coops bonus puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coops Jokes and Puns

Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.

Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.

Why don't chicken coops have 4 doors?

They'd be sedans.

A few of my favorites.

Have you ever seen an elephant hide on a tree?
-No.
They hide pretty well, don't they?

Why do chicken coops have two doors?
If they had four doors, they'd be a chicken sedan.

An atom walks into a bar and says to the bartender, "I've lost an electron!" The bartender replies, "Are you sure?" The atom responds, "Yes! I'm positive!"

Bonus: It is well known that irradiated cats have 18 half-lives.

What do you call two chicken coops together?

A co-op coop


Why don't chicken coops have four doors?

Because then they'd be chicken sedans, you dummies.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coops cage jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coops cockerel piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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