The Best 10 Cooperate Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cooperate jokes. There are some cooperate tommy cooper jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cooperate prosecutors puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cooperate Jokes and Puns

I tried to get a group of crows together but they wouldn't cooperate.

It was an attempted murder.

Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?

Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)

One surgeon to the other

"let's cooperate"

Cooperate joke, One surgeon to the other

Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations?

Cause UN I will never be a thing.

What happens when a political party filled with loyal members builds its entire platform on being unwilling to cooperate with the opposing party in a system based on compromise between parties that share power?

Your government fails.

wait... sorry I wrote this joke last year, I guess its not that funny anymore.


Three of five fingers were willing to cooperate

but the thumb and forefinger were opposed!

While settling Canada...

One of the French outposts refused to cooperate with the others.

It was the rogue fort.

Cooperate joke, While settling Canada...

Man wanted two doctors to perform his surgery.

They refused to cooperate.

You get pulled over by a cop, cooperate and he calls for backup, you now have 3 choices.

1. Stop resisting.

2. "My Leg!!"

3. We're teaching you A lesson!

The detectives questioned me for hours as to the whereabouts of the 'Will & Grace" starlet...

People said they'd seen us all over the city, holding hands and kissing.

I told them I had no idea what they were talking about.

"We urge you to cooperate, Mr. Morris. We've got several eyewitnesses who claim they've seen you and Debra Messing around."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cooperate comply jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cooperate collusion piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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