Hilarious Cooper Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends
Last Names.
It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.
You know many surnames are taken from jobs. Taylor , Smith , Cooper, etc.
Man, am I glad my last name isn't Dickinson!
What's the difference between the Mafia and Price Waterhouse Cooper?
The Mafia have a code of honour.
I like rock bands named after their lead singers
Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.
To tell me my zipper was open, a girl tells me, "your garage is open"
I said, "did you see my ford mustang gt super sport?"
She said "No, but i did see your mini cooper with two flat tires"
What kind of car do you drive before you hijack an airline?
A DB Mini Cooper
How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper?
Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
Shock Rocker Alice Cooper says he's taken up Tap Dancing during lockdown, with online group lessons every Wednesday
He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.
Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?
Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)
What's the difference between Sheldon Cooper and Madeline McCann?
They both have different viewpoints on black holes
TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation.
I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.
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What does Alice Cooper say when he finishes a golf game?
Im at 18!
C.C. DeVille and Bret Michaels just announced a new song about a yound drug addict who makes barrels
Alice Cooper by Poison
Dating two girls at once isn't too savage
Unless it's Winnie Cooper and Topanga Lawrence
When Alice Cooper goes to the loo
Would it be a Cooper p**...?
What type of automobile do petite barrel-makers prefer?
Mini Cooper.
Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake
A Star Is Björn
China just debuted it's first totally AI news anchor..
At least now Anderson Cooper isn't the only robot we have to watch.
Michelle Wolf's Best Joke at the Correspondents' Dinner
Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay.
So apparently they found the infamous airplane h**... D.B Cooper
I got my wife a Mini Cooper for her birthday…
Lord knows why she wants a midget who makes barrels…
When Martin Cooper invented the mobile,
He already had a missed call from Chuck Norris.
Interstellar: What did Matthew McConaughey (Cooper) say when he arrived back on Earth?
They grew older, I stayed the same age
Cooper at the end of Interstellar
"You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."
