Cooper Jokes

43 cooper jokes and hilarious cooper puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cooper that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Check out this collection of hilarious Cooper jokes to get the giggles flowing. From classic mini Cooper to the folks at Cooper Kupp na, Tucker Webb and Sheldon Miller, these witty quips will leave you in stitches! Read on for good laughs!

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Funniest Cooper Short Jokes

Short cooper jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cooper humour may include short coats jokes also.

  1. A global crisis broke out, affecting every nation and people of all kinds In response, the world banded together and quickly solved the problem through mutual cooperation and understanding
  2. You know many surnames are taken from jobs. Taylor , Smith , Cooper, etc. Man, am I glad my last name isn't Dickinson!
  3. What's the difference between the Mafia and Price Waterhouse Cooper? The Mafia have a code of honour.
  4. I went to the gym the other day... ...I asked the instructor could he teach me to do the splits.
    How flexible are you? He asked.
    I can't do Tuesdays.
  5. I like rock bands named after their lead singers Like Marilyn Manson, Alice Cooper, and Tool.
  6. To tell me my zipper was open, a girl tells me, "your garage is open" I said, "did you see my ford mustang gt super sport?"
    She said "No, but i did see your mini cooper with two flat tires"
  7. What do you get when you have Windows and Mac OS X dual booting from the same computer? A co-operating system.
  8. What's the difference between Sheldon Cooper and Madeline McCann? They both have different viewpoints on black holes
  9. TIL: Many medieval surnames like Fletcher or Cooper refer to the patriarch's traditional occupation. I guess I won't be marrying Mr. Dickinson.
  10. Three of five fingers were willing to cooperate but the thumb and forefinger were opposed!

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Cooper One Liners

Which cooper one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cooper? I can suggest the ones about collie and coaster.

  1. What kind of car do you drive before you hijack an airline? A DB Mini Cooper
  2. How do you get two whales in a Mini Cooper? Take the M4, across the Severn Bridge.
  3. Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar? Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)
  4. One surgeon to the other "let's cooperate"
  5. Why is it hard to cooperate with the United Nations? Cause UN I will never be a thing.
  6. What does Alice Cooper say when he finishes a golf game? Im at 18!
  7. Dating two girls at once isn't too savage Unless it's Winnie Cooper and Topanga Lawrence
  8. What type of automobile do petite barrel-makers prefer? Mini Cooper.
  9. What is D.B Cooper's favorite CoD map? Hijack
  10. Man wanted two doctors to perform his surgery. They refused to cooperate.
  11. Satan has dissolved his cooperation He is now a soul trader
  12. When Martin Cooper invented the mobile, He already had a missed call from Chuck Norris.
  13. If Anderson Cooper walks in a forest and farts, does it make a sound? Nope he's gay!!
  14. What did Mr. Cooper name his son? Mini Cooper
  15. What does a suicidal cooper say? Life is un-barrel-able.

Anderson Cooper Jokes

Here is a list of funny anderson cooper jokes and even better anderson cooper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • China just debuted it's first totally AI news anchor.. At least now Anderson Cooper isn't the only robot we have to watch.
  • Michelle Wolf's Best Joke at the Correspondents' Dinner Mike Pence is what happens when Anderson Cooper isn't gay.
  • Why is Anderson Cooper's show called 360 degrees? Cause he's not straight
  • So Anderson Cooper came out... That's going on the we-d**...-ulist

Mini Cooper Jokes

Here is a list of funny mini cooper jokes and even better mini cooper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • I got my wife a Mini Cooper for her birthday… Lord knows why she wants a midget who makes barrels…
  • What did the lead singer of The Prodigy say to the guy parking his Mini Cooper? Back my Smitch Up!
  • what do bruce jenner and my mini cooper have in common? they both have t**... issues.
Cooper joke, what do bruce jenner and my mini cooper have in common?

Alice Cooper Jokes

Here is a list of funny alice cooper jokes and even better alice cooper puns that will make you laugh with friends.

  • C.C. DeVille and Bret Michaels just announced a new song about a yound drug addict who makes barrels Alice Cooper by Poison
  • When Alice Cooper goes to the loo Would it be a Cooper p**...?
Cooper joke, When Alice Cooper goes to the loo

Hilarious Cooper Jokes for a Fun-Filled Night with Friends

What funny jokes about cooper you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean colt jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cooper pranks.

Last Names.

It's commonly known that a lot of last names originate from an ancestor's profession, or what they were known for, hundreds of years ago.
If your last name is Smith, it's likely one of your ancestors was a blacksmith.
If your last name is Cooper, they may have been a cooper, who were known for making barrels.
If your last name is Dickinson I wouldn't delve too deep into your family history.

Shock Rocker Alice Cooper says he's taken up Tap Dancing during lockdown, with online group lessons every Wednesday

He says he's making slow progress, but doing better than Elton John, who - after six weeks - is still standing.

Yeah, Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper were both phenomenal, but I'm more excited for the upcoming Icelandic remake

A Star Is Björn

Cooper joke, Michelle Wolf's Best Joke at the Correspondents' Dinner