The Best 46 Coop Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coop jokes. There are some coop roost jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coop barnyard puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coop Jokes and Puns

My love life is like my video game

I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op

What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers?

Coop d'etah

Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Coop joke, Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors?

My friend just brought home five new chickens for her chicken coop, and asked for suggestions for naming them...

I suggested "breakfast, lunch, dinner, brunch and supper..."

Chicken

Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?

-- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan..


So a city dandy decided to become a gentleman farmer...

And on his farm he decided to raise chickens. So down to the coop he goes to buy 50 chicks to raise on his farm.

Problem was that two weeks later they were all dead. So back down to the coop he goes. The man at the coop asked him why he was back for more chicks.

The dandy says "I can't say. Either I'm planting them too deep or too far apart".

Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm?

It was a cuckoo coop coup.

Coop joke, Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm?

Did you know that a chicken coop can't have more than 3 doors?

If it has 4 doors, it's a sedan.

Cooper at the end of Interstellar

"You know what I like about space travel, man. They get older, I stay the same age."

Soul's Dad built him a hen house on his birthday

He calls it "Chicken Coop for the Soul"

It's Easter Sunday morning...

... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.

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Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan.

(better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) ;-;

I had my hair styled on top of a chicken coop today and the barber did a great job!

It really was A Cut Above the roost

What do you call a chicken takeover of the government?

A coop.

There is no Turkey in the coop.

But there's a coup in Turkey.

Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

To get away from the Turkey coop.

Coop joke, Why did the chicken cross the bridge?

What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop.

A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.

Why is turkey happy?

It just escaped from a coop.

There was a military coup in Turkey. Guess you could say there was a coup...

... in the coop.


What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Why are chickens racist?

They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan

Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before?

Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop.

Co-Op is good for your resume.

Sure it might be hard to coop with the workload, but instead of starting a job, you'll be resuming one.

The Easter massacre

After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock

Why couldn't the ostrich fit in with the rest of the chickens?

It was ostrich-cized from the chicken coop.

Why don't chickens play single player?

Because they spend all their time in coop.

What do you call the being haunting a chicken coop?

A poultrygeist.

Why does a chicken coop always have two doors

Cause otherwise it would be a chicken sedan

My gum fell out while I was cleaning my chicken coop

I thought I found it 3 times

What do you call a chicken coop with four doors?

A chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..

What do you call two chicken coops together?

A co-op coop

What kind of factory is a chicken coop?

An eggplant!

Farmer Smartass

A grandson goes to visit his grandfather's farm. He asks his grandfather, "Why does that chicken house have two doors?"

The grandfather replies, "It has two doors because it's a chicken coop. The one over there with four doors is a chicken sedan."

Jacob the coop chicken worker

Do they make co-op games for birds?

I just want to find a game that toucan play.

There was a bad storm that broke the chicken coop causing a farmer to lose a few chickens.

After the storm he asked his farm hand how many chickens were left.

16 chickens, sir.

Alright, round them up, please.

20 chickens, sir.

What do you call an out of control chicken coop?

Mayhen

Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?

Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)

Did you hear about the idiot who had a pointless, irrational hatred of chickens?

He formed a group called the Coop Clucks Clan.

Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four?

If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!

Why does a Chicken Coop have two doors?

'Cause if it had four doors, it would be a Chicken Sedan

...Sorry...

My chickens were laying to many eggs so I had to sell their coop.

They now have a chicken sedan.

Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building?

There was supposed to be a coop

Why did the chicken get kicked out of the coop?

Because it was ostrich-sized.

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