Coop Jokes
64 coop jokes and hilarious coop puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about coop that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Get ready for some clucking laughs with these jokes about chicken coops! We have a range of jokes from the caged to the free-range, from the pullet to the cock. So throw open the coop door for some fun and chortle out loud!
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Funniest Coop Short Jokes
Short coop jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The coop humour may include short cope jokes also.
- Why do chicken coops have 2 doors? Because if they had 4 doors, they would be chicken sedans.
- Why can't a chicken coop have more than two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
- Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.
- Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a Chicken Sedan..
- Why does a chicken coop only have two doors? Because if it had more, it'd be a chicken sedan.
I'll see myself out. - Why do chicken coops only have two doors? If they had four doors, they'd be chicken sedans.
- Why does a chicken coop have two doors? Because if it had four doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
(My favorite joke) - Why does a Chicken Coop have two doors? 'Cause if it had four doors, it would be a Chicken Sedan
...Sorry... - My love life is like my video game I always play single player, and I can never find anyone who wants to play co-op
- Why did the chicken cross the road? He was feeling cooped up.
In so sorry, I know its lame, but I heard it at work and had to share...
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Coop One Liners
Which coop one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with coop? I can suggest the ones about combo and comp.
- There is no Turkey in the coop. But there's a coup in Turkey.
- Just added two more doors to our chicken coop Now it's a chicken sedan
- Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 it'd be a chicken sedan!
- Why did the chicken go inside the Capitol Building? There was supposed to be a coop
- Why did the chicken get kicked out of the coop? Because it was ostrich-sized.
- Did you hear about the crazy chickens that took over a farm? It was a cuckoo coop coup.
- Why does a chicken coop always have two doors Cause otherwise it would be a chicken sedan
- What do you call a chicken takeover of the government? A coop.
- how did the chicken take over the hen house? in a coop d'etat
- What do you call the being haunting a chicken coop? A poultrygeist.
- Why did the chicken cross the bridge? To get away from the Turkey coop.
- What do you call a chicken coop with four doors? A chicken sedan.
- What do you call it when a group of chickens rebel against their farmers? Coop d'etah
- Why are chickens racist? They are all in the Coop Clucks Clan
- Why don't chicken coops have 4 doors? They'd be sedans.
Chicken Coop Jokes
Here is a list of funny chicken coop jokes and even better chicken coop puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- My chickens were laying to many eggs so I had to sell their coop. They now have a chicken sedan.
- Did you hear about the nonprofit businessman who raised chickens? He was just interested in re-cooping his costs.
- Chicken Why did the chicken go to the car dealership?
-- she wanted to trade the coop for a sedan.. - Why couldn't the ostrich fit in with the rest of the chickens? It was ostrich-cized from the chicken coop.
- Why does a chicken coop have two doors instead of four? If it had four, it'd be a chicken sedan!
- What do you call an out of control chicken coop? Mayhen
- What kind of factory is a chicken coop? An eggplant!
- Captain Oveur: Say Joey, you ever been in a cockpit before? Joey: No Sir, but I have been in a chicken coop.
- What's more terrified than a turkey caught in a chicken coop. A chicken caught in the Turkey coup.
- What do you call two chicken coops together? A co-op coop
Cheeky Coop Jokes to Experience Good Cheer & Frivolity
What funny jokes about coop you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean corp jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make coop pranks.
It's Easter Sunday morning...
... and chubby Chuck has been chomping on Easter eggs all night. He decides that he simply can't eat one more Easter egg. So he plays a prank. He goes into the chicken coop and replaces every single egg the hens have laid with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later, the rooster walks in, sees all the colored eggs, then storms outside and kills the peacock.
Why is does a chicken coop have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it'd be called a chicken sedan.
(better if saying it out loud because of the spelling of coop/coupe) ;-;
There was a military coup in Turkey. Guess you could say there was a coup...
... in the coop.
The Easter massacre
After the egg hunt on Easter Sunday, the young farm boy decided to play a prank. He went to the chicken coop and replaced every single egg with a brightly colored one. A few minutes later the rooster walked in saw all the colored eggs, then stormed outside and killed the peacock
Why don't chickens play single player?
Because they spend all their time in coop.
Farmer Smartass
A grandson goes to visit his grandfather's farm. He asks his grandfather, "Why does that chicken house have two doors?"
The grandfather replies, "It has two doors because it's a chicken coop. The one over there with four doors is a chicken sedan."
Do they make co-op games for birds?
I just want to find a game that toucan play.
There was a bad storm that broke the chicken coop causing a farmer to lose a few chickens.
After the storm he asked his farm hand how many chickens were left.
16 chickens, sir.
Alright, round them up, please.
20 chickens, sir.
Why don't they cooperate at Disney Pixar?
Because teamwork makes the Dreamwork(s)