Coolly Jokes

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The Best Coolly Puns

Joanna joined work..

.. and was assigned a workstation next to Michaela.

Michaela smiled at her and asked her, 'Where are you from?'

Joanna furrowed her brows and replied curtly, 'Where I am from, we don't end questions with prepositions.'

Michaela answered coolly, 'Oh, I'm sorry. Where are you from, bitch?'

Mother superior is doing the orientation ...

of the new nun. The neighbourhood is rough and so she thought she would put some hypotheticals. "What would you do if you were walking alone at night and got cornered by a man on who demanded to have sex with you?"

"Well, I would ask him to drop his pants." replied the new nun coolly

Flabbergasted the Mother pressed "And what then?"

"Well, then I would hike up my habit above my knees." replied the nun, still calm.

Aghast at this the Mother could not but ask "And what then?"

"Well, I would start running. I can run a lot faster with my habit hiked up than the man whose trousers are at his ankles."

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