The Best 2 Coolly Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coolly jokes. There are some coolly thoughtfully jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coolly calmly puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Coolly Jokes and Puns

Joanna joined work..

.. and was assigned a workstation next to Michaela.

Michaela smiled at her and asked her, 'Where are you from?'

Joanna furrowed her brows and replied curtly, 'Where I am from, we don't end questions with prepositions.'

Michaela answered coolly, 'Oh, I'm sorry. Where are you from, bitch?'

Mother superior is doing the orientation ...

of the new nun. The neighbourhood is rough and so she thought she would put some hypotheticals. "What would you do if you were walking alone at night and got cornered by a man on who demanded to have sex with you?"

"Well, I would ask him to drop his pants." replied the new nun coolly

Flabbergasted the Mother pressed "And what then?"

"Well, then I would hike up my habit above my knees." replied the nun, still calm.

Aghast at this the Mother could not but ask "And what then?"

"Well, I would start running. I can run a lot faster with my habit hiked up than the man whose trousers are at his ankles."

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the coolly nonchalantly jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working coolly cleverly piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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