Cooling Jokes
10 cooling jokes and hilarious cooling puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cooling that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Learn about the immense potential of cooling towers and how HVAC systems can help cool off your space! Read our collection of cooling jokes to add some fun to your learning experience!
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Cheeky Cooling Jokes that Will Make You and Your Friends Chuckle
What is a good cooling joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.
Cooling yourself to -273C is completely fine...
If you do, you'll be 0K!
A dying man smells his favorite oatmeal raisin cookies cooking downstairs.
It takes all the strength he has left but he gets up from the bed and crawls down the stairs.
He sees the cookies cooling on the counter and staggers over to them. As he reaches for one, his wife's wrinkled hand reaches out, smacks his and she yells:
No, you can't have those! They're for the f**...!
Are you fond of alternative sources for cooling technologies?
I'm a huge fan.
The final cookie
A man near death smelled his wife baking his favorite cookies down stairs. He decided if he was going to go he would have one last cookie before he went. He dragged his mostly useless body down the stairs and crawled to the counter where he knew the cookies were on the cooling rack. As he reached for a final treat his wife smacked him on the hand with a wooden spoon and said, "Those are for your f**... guests".
So.. When Mr Freeze leaves a crime scene..
So... when Mr Freeze has left a crime scene, you know its his work because people are frozen/there are frozen objects around right?
I would go as far to say thats him leaving his "Cooling Card"
Did you hear about that giant cooling device in Florida?
It was a Miami heat fan.
Did you hear about the new cooling device for the lower jaw of a south American rodent?
It's a chinchilla chin chiller.
I'm sick of these complicated Gillette 3 and 4 blade razors with vibrating heads, "cooling" technology, and pivoting heads etc...
...But I've always been a firm believer in Occam's razor.
I was told water cooling a computer would make it faster
So I threw my laptop into a pool, and now I never have to see a loading screen again!
So apparently I'm wife beaters kind of guy
Their sleeveless design really gives my arms greater range of motion and cooling than you expect with most shirts.
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