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President Calvin Coolidge and his wife were being shown separately around an experimental farm
When Mrs. Coolidge came to the chicken yard she noticed that a rooster was mating very frequently. She asked the attendant how often that happened and was told, "Dozens of times each day."
Mrs. Coolidge said, "Tell that to the President when he comes by."
When the President came by the henhouse, the guide dutifully told him what his wife had said.
"Same hen every time?" the President asked.
"Oh, no, Mr. President, a different hen every time."
The President nodded his head. "Tell that to Mrs. Coolidge."
A woman was seated next to President Coolidge (aka silent Cal ) at a dinner party.
I bet my friend that I would be able to get more than two words out of you tonight, she said.
You lose, he replied.
I just heard a joke about the Coolidge effect
It's not going to be as funny the second time I hear it though.
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