Coolest Jokes

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The Best Coolest Puns

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip doctor.

So a man dies and goes to Heaven...

In Heaven, he asks God what the coolest things about Heaven are.

God says, "Well, here in Heaven, a minute lasts a million years, and a penny is worth a million dollars."

The man replies, "Oh, cool! Can I have a penny?"

To which God tells him, "In a minute."

My fifth grade teacher told me this joke when I was in, well, fifth grade.

Who's the coolest man in the hospital?

The hip replacement guy.

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

- The Ultra Sound guy


Who covers for him when he isn't there?

- The Hip Replacement guy

John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. "Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"

You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?

The hip replacement guy.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

The ultra-sound guy.

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Why are baseball stadiums the coolest place to be?

Because it's full of fans!

Who's the coolest person in a hospital?

The ultra sound guy

I met a the coolest guy in the world

My husband said he was 0k

How to be the coolest guy in the room?

Be the only one there

Who are the coolest people working at the hospital?

The ultrasound guys

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

You'd think it's the hip replacement surgeon, but it's actually the ultra-sound guy...

Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever...

But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson.


People tell me I'm an egotistical narcissist

I don't know what that means. But it doesn't matter because I'm the smartest, handsomest, coolest guy who has ever lived.

Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

And who covers when hes off sick?

The hip replacement guy.

"That's the coolest doormat ever!" said my wife. I responded "Cooler than your husband?"

Then she bought it against my wishes

What is the coolest food on the planet?


What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

The Bose-Einstein Condensate

Is the coolest state of matter

Which is the coolest alphabet?

B, because it lives between A. C.

Have you ever met the coolest mushroom in town?

You should, he's a real fungi.

Coolest part of a space ship

Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator.

Who's the coolest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who's the second coolest?

The hip replacement dude.

Hyperbaric chambers aren't that cool, but I put together a hyperbolic chamber...

It's the coolest, bestest, most fun way there could ever be to not treat the bends.

Have you guys heard of the coolest bone of the 1940s?

It was hip.

What is the coolest element?


(original by my 10 year old, when we were watching a Queen video)

My table is the coolest thing i know...

It gates laid every day.

Who's the coolest Mafia boss?

Don Cornelius

What is the coolest part of a car?

Parents are the coolest!

Son: Dad, why is my sister's name may?
Dad: Because that's the month she was born in
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Mark

Expecting something else weren't ya?

Coolest thing my late father ever said about me.

"I really appreciate the watch you gave me for Father's Day, but maybe next year you could get me one that wasn't always 10 minutes behind?"

Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy.

Who's the coolest when he's on holiday?

The Hip Replacement man

I'm going to buy my girlfriend the coolest gift ever!

They sell bags of ice in Walmart, right?

Which two animals are the coolest on the farm?

Brown-chicken brown-cow

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?


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