The Best 41 Coolest Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Coolest jokes. There are some coolest elm jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these coolest stupidest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 Funniest Coolest Jokes and Puns

John buys binoculars and shows it to Bob. "Bob, this is the coolest thing ever. Last night I saw you doing you wife"

You can return it, it's broken. Last night I was out of town

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who's the coolest guy when he's not around?

The hip replacement guy.

What is the coolest food on the planet?


So a man dies and goes to Heaven...

In Heaven, he asks God what the coolest things about Heaven are.

God says, "Well, here in Heaven, a minute lasts a million years, and a penny is worth a million dollars."

The man replies, "Oh, cool! Can I have a penny?"

To which God tells him, "In a minute."

My fifth grade teacher told me this joke when I was in, well, fifth grade.

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Who is the coolest guy at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

And who covers when hes off sick?

The hip replacement guy.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

The ultra-sound guy.

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What's the coolest kind of surgery?

Hip surgery.

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Have you guys heard of the coolest bone of the 1940s?

It was hip.

Who is the coolest guy in the hospital?

The Ultra-sound guy.

Who's the coolest when he's on holiday?

The Hip Replacement man

Thor Odinson may not be the coolest God-name ever...

But it's still better than Loki Adoptedson.


Coolest part of a space ship

Coolest part of a space ship is the RADiator.

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I'm going to buy my girlfriend the coolest gift ever!

They sell bags of ice in Walmart, right?

The Bose-Einstein Condensate

Is the coolest state of matter

Parents are the coolest!

Son: Dad, why is my sister's name may?
Dad: Because that's the month she was born in
Son: Thanks dad
Dad: No problem Mark

Expecting something else weren't ya?

"That's the coolest doormat ever!" said my wife. I responded "Cooler than your husband?"

Then she bought it against my wishes

Who's the coolest person at the hospital?

The ultra sound guy.

Who's the second coolest?

The hip replacement dude.

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People tell me I'm an egotistical narcissist

I don't know what that means. But it doesn't matter because I'm the smartest, handsomest, coolest guy who has ever lived.

Coolest thing my late father ever said about me.

"I really appreciate the watch you gave me for Father's Day, but maybe next year you could get me one that wasn't always 10 minutes behind?"

How to be the coolest guy in the room?

Be the only one there

Which two animals are the coolest on the farm?

Brown-chicken brown-cow

Hyperbaric chambers aren't that cool, but I put together a hyperbolic chamber...

It's the coolest, bestest, most fun way there could ever be to not treat the bends.

Have you ever met the coolest mushroom in town?

You should, he's a real fungi.

Why are baseball stadiums the coolest place to be?

Because it's full of fans!

I met a the coolest guy in the world

My husband said he was 0k

Which is the coolest alphabet?

B, because it lives between A. C.

Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

You'd think it's the hip replacement surgeon, but it's actually the ultra-sound guy...

Coolest joke, Who's the coolest guy in the hospital?

Who's the coolest man in the hospital?

The hip replacement guy.

What is the coolest part of a car?

Who's the coolest guy at the hospital?

- The Ultra Sound guy


Who covers for him when he isn't there?

- The Hip Replacement guy

Who are the coolest people working at the hospital?

The ultrasound guys

Who's the coolest Mafia boss?

Don Cornelius

What is almost the coolest root vegetable of them all?


What is the coolest element?


(original by my 10 year old, when we were watching a Queen video)

My table is the coolest thing i know...

It gates laid every day.

Who is the coolest doctor in the hospital?

The hip doctor.

Who's the coolest person in a hospital?

The ultra sound guy

What's the coolest way to die?


What's the hottest and coolest news program?

The weather forecast

A young man approaches a fisherman standing in the river...

He waves to the fisherman and says, "Wow, great pole you've got there!"

The fisherman smiles, gives a slight nod, and says, "thank you!"

\- "And man, that's some of the coolest tackle I've ever seen!"

Smile, nod, "thank you!"

"Some high-quality bait, too."

Big smile... "thank you!"

The young man peers down into the river... "you know, the fish don't really come through here this time of year..."

The fisherman: "Yeah, I know."

\- "Well, what are you fishing for?"

The fisherman shrugs, "Compliments."

What's the coolest vegetable?

Iceberg lettuce

My neighbor always tells me he was the coolest kid in grade 6

Today I found out he was the only kid in his class with a driver's license and a mustache

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