Cooler Jokes
78 cooler jokes and hilarious cooler puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cooler that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Discover the laugh-out-loud best jokes about coolers, from water coolers to Yeti coolers. Get ready to stay chilled and entertained with these rib-tickling fridge and refrigerator zingers that are cooler than ice. Get ready to gillette your senses with these funny jokes about coolers.
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Funniest Cooler Short Jokes
Short cooler jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cooler humour may include short cooled jokes also.
- A lot of baking instructions say 425°F But I always do 420° just to make it a little cooler.
- Been going to the gym now for 6 weeks and have noticed some huge improvements. For one, they've fixed the water cooler.
- Bert and Ernie are at the beach on a hot summer's afternoon... Bert pulls out his cooler and opens it up.
"Do you want some ice cream, Ernie?"
"Sure Bert." - What is the difference between a Yurt and an Igloo? One is a warm tent. The other is a little cooler
- My band and I had our first significant gig tonight, but afterwards I realized that it would have been way cooler with a fog machine... It was a huge mist opportunity.
- My mate told me humans can visit the sun at night since it's cooler. What an idiot. We can visit it in winter instead.
- What did Matthew McConaughey say when the waiter asked him if he wanted ice in his water? It'd be a lot cooler if you did.
- I was known as the cool guy until I started bringing drinks and food to parties. Now I'm the cooler guy.
- Some people say that Frieza was the best character in Dragon Ball Z, but... I think his brother was cooler.
- Grandpa wanted his remains to be scattered on a beach when he died. As soon as we started dumping the coolers, people freaked out and called the police on us.
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Cooler One Liners
Which cooler one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cooler? I can suggest the ones about warmer and nicer.
- What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K.
- Whats cooler than OnlyFans? Only Air Conditioners
- If you're hotter than me... Then I guess that makes me cooler than you.
- When someone says they don't believe in global warming Be a lot cooler if you did
- What did the Igneous rock say to the Magma. I'm you but cooler.
- I just got a water cooler for my PC not a fan.
- I like frieza from dragonball But his brother is cooler.
- I sweat less when I wear sunglasses ... Because I feel cooler
- The AC Me : Did you turn on the AC?
Friend : No
Me : It'd be a lot cooler if you did - What's cooler than a talking dog? A spelling bee.
- What's lamer than a lemon but cooler than a cucumber? A radish.
- Why are cats afraid of cucumbers? They dont like anything cooler than they are.
- Do I look like a fan to you? Because you seem so much cooler when I'm around.
- What did the fan say to the ac? You are like me but cooler
- Why was the refrigerator jealous of the mini-fridge? He was a little cooler
Cooler Than Jokes
Here is a list of funny cooler than jokes and even better cooler than puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What did Matthew McConaughey say to me when he found out I made a joke that didn't make the front page? "It'd be a lot cooler if you did."
- What's the difference between a Sasquatch and a Yeti? One lives in a rainy climate and the other, a little cooler.
- How do you burn a bucket of water? Tell it that it would be cooler if it were a bucket of ice.
- Why are physicists still considered "not" cool... When Thermodynamic entropy is getting cooler all the time?
- I think there is nothing cooler than being a lone wolf. except for at wolf picnics, when you don't have a partner for the wolf wheelbarrow races.
- What did the ice cube say to the glass of water? I'm cooler than you
- I don't like frieza His brother is cooler
- Did you hear about the company that turns anything into a miniature refrigeration unit? They make everything a little cooler.
- My boss caught me relaxing in the cooler and asked me what I was doing... Just chillin'.
- Frieza might be the owner of several hundred planets, and he might be the tyrannical overlord of the universe But his brother is Cooler
Water Cooler Jokes
Here is a list of funny water cooler jokes and even better water cooler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- There's a rumor going around at work that we're getting a new beverage dispenser. Management hasn't confirmed yet, so it could just be water cooler gossip.
- Federal Agents stand around the water cooler and discuss passing the buck on the case where 45 y/o Kevin Easterly abducts 16 y/o Amy Yu across state lines to Mexico.
- Two office workers are chatting by the water cooler "I has a nice quiet dinner with the wife last night" one says.
"Oh yeah?" The other responds.
"Yeah, except for the celery."
Ice Cooler Jokes
Here is a list of funny ice cooler jokes and even better ice cooler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- Why does the Abominable Snowman always wear a diamond necklace? Cause a yeti's cooler with ice.
Yeti Cooler Jokes
Here is a list of funny yeti cooler jokes and even better yeti cooler puns that will make you laugh with friends.
- What's the difference between a Yeti and the Serengeti? The Serengeti is usually warm, whereas the Yeti is a little cooler.
Hilarious Cooler Jokes to Make Your Friends Roar with Laughter
What funny jokes about cooler you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean hotter jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cooler pranks.
Bag limit.
A guy was on his boat fishing in a pond and caught way over the bag limit. He was heading back to the dock when the game warden stopped him and asked to check what he caught. The warden opens the fishermen's cooler and sees that the guy has surpassed his limit by about 20 fish. The warden tells the man he has too many fish and he is going to cite the fishermen. The fishermen says "No, you see these are my pet fish. I didn't catch them I called them to me". The warden doesn't believe the guy, and so the fishermen tells the warden he will show him. The guy dumps the cooler of fish in the water. The warden waits a minute and says to the guy "ok now call the fish back".
...
"What fish?"
Hygienic!
Two girls were walking down the sidewalk on a hot summer day. They come upon this old lady sitting on steps in front of her house eating watermelon. They notice that she wasn`t wearing any p**.... So they ask her if its cooler without wearing any p**....
She said, "I don't know if it's cooler but sure keeps the flies off the watermelon.
Dad joke I came up with at work.
I work at a grocery store produce department. Today there was some misplaced cheese in a cooler. I saw it was sharp provolone. I took it to the deli lady and once she read it I said "be careful, it's sharp."
A bunch of scientists got together one day for a barbecue...
...and were cooking up sausages, but they were one short. They looked in the cooler, the fridge, everywhere they could think to look, but science still has yet to find the missing link.
I quit my job as CEO at the pc fan factory
They needed a cooler master
I went to the store with my wife!
While passing the beer cooler I picked up a case and put it in the cart.
She asked what was I doing and I said "10 dollars is cheap for a case of beer."
She replied, "We can't afford it, put it back."
So I put it back, and a few more Isles down, she picked up a 20 dollar jar of face cream and put it in the cart.
I asked, "How can we afford this?"
She replied, "Because this makes my face pretty."
I said so will a case of beer at half the price.
Two men were talking by the water cooler...
One of them says to the other: You know the secretary? I took her to my house yesterday and we were up at it all night. I think she's better then my wife.
The next day the other man goes and says: You know what, you were right. She is better than your wife
A man is standing at the office water cooler...
...Talking animatedly telling his coworker he found that his girlfriend was poking holes in his condoms. He elbows the other guy and says "luckily I found out years ago I'm sterile, really dodged a bullet there."
The other guy scoffs "is it really dodging bullets if you're shooting blanks?"
Whoever coined the term "wet nurse" missed a golden opportunity...
A cooler name would have been utili-t**....
My boss walks over to my desk as the phone is ringing…
Boss: Why aren't you picking that up??
Me: I pick it up on the third ring, makes me seem cooler.
Boss: PICK IT UP!!
Me: [rolls eyes] fine. 911, what's your emergency?
On his first day at a resort in Greece, George and his wife went down to the beach.
Later when he went back to his room to get something to drink, he found the chambermaid making their bed. He grabbed his cooler and was on his way back out when he stopped at the door and asked, "Can we drink beer on the beach?"
"Sure." she replied. "Let me finish the rest of the rooms first."
A young man walks into a convenience store
He opens up the beer cooler and grabs a six pack. An old man standing next to him gives him a look, and the young man says "how much do you want to bet they'll sell me this beer even though I'm not twenty-one?" The old man says "they even check MY ID here. Twenty bucks."
"You're on." The young man says as he walks up to the cashier. Much to the old man's dismay, the young man shows his ID and pays for the beer.
"How? How did they sell you that if you're not twenty-one?" The old man asks.
The young man puts out his hand and says "That's easy, I'm twenty-two."
Police Officer: You are under arrest.
Me: For what?
Police Officer: For going 68 miles per hour.
Me: Fine but can you make the number a little cooler?
Police Officer: Sure.
The Judge: Sir, how did you go -68 miles per hour?
Two guys are forced to share the last beer in the cooler
"You go ahead and have your half first", says the first guy. The other guy says "ok, thanks" and c**... the whole bottle down. "What the h**... was that?!" says the first guy, to which the other replies:
"My half was at the bottom..."
Play it cool...
(Phone ringing)
Boss: Why the h**... aren't you picking that up?
Me: I always answer on the third ring, it makes me seem cooler.
Boss: PICK IT UP!
Me: (rolling eyes) Fine, (picks up phone) 911 what's your emergency.
