Cooled Jokes

Funniest Cooled Short Jokes

Short cooled jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cooled humour may include short cooler jokes also.

1. If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
   On the other hand, you don't.
2. My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
3. I slept with a girl who works at Netflix last night It was pretty cool, she even recommended some girls I might like to sleep with next
   
4. I told my wife I'm going cool myself to -273.15 degree C. She has nothing to worry about, I'll be 0K
5. Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and alien. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
6. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.
7. Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week. Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
8. Getting married is great. But, before you do it, there are some things you have to consider. On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
   On the other hand, you don't.
9. Did y'all hear about the group of hipsters who drowned at the pond? Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool
10. I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great. Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too

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Cooled One Liners

Which cooled one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cooled? I can suggest the ones about stay cool and keeping cool.

1. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
2. Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
3. Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
4. Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
5. How to be cool A) Use happy sunglasses emoji
   B)
6. Have you heard about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?? He's 0K now.
7. Name a vegetable that's kind of cool. Radish
8. What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K.
9. How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
10. My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan.
11. I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.
12. How did the hipster burn his lips? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
13. Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool
14. How many hipsters does it take to fix a heater? None. They did it before it was cool.
15. What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer? Cool Ranch

Fun-Filled Cooled Jokes to Make You and Your Friends Chuckle & Giggle

What funny jokes about cooled you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooler than jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cooled pranks.