On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don't.
We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
My girlfriend and I had sex a couple of days ago.
She looked at me and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt".
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
It was pretty cool, she even recommended some girls I might like to sleep with next
made a language entirely out of tattoos.
She told me to turn the light off and stick it in her butt.
Should've waited for the bulb to cool down first.
We went and had drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web designer.
Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
He went ice skating before it was cool.
He went ice Skating before it was cool
How fucking cool is that for someone her age?
A) Use happy sunglasses emoji
B)
I was in bed last night with my wife. She turns to me and says "If you turn the lamp off, I'll take it up the arse."
I should have waited for the bulb to cool down.
Radish
On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
On the other hand, you don't.
We went and had a few drinks. Cool guy, wants to be a web developer.
So what if there are no women at this bar? Most of the guys are really nice and some of them even bought me drinks, and that's pretty cool if you ask me.
Its called Facebook
Wooden tit?
They have $6 between them and want a cool toy. After shopping around they come up to the register with a box of tampons. The clerk asks "Why?" One little boy replies "It says on the box you can go swimming, horse-back riding, play tennis, and other activities!! We just need to figure out how they work."
On his way in he notices a man stood by the door smoking a cig.
The wheelchair user looks at the smoker and says "you do know that there is no reason for doing that at all. It won't make you feel better. It won't help you to fit in. It won't make you look cool."
"Really" says the smoker. "So why the fuck are you wearing those Nike sneakers?"
Don't believe me?
Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating
Being 0K.
Because he drank it before it was cool
He walked on lava before it was cool.
"How about 50 cc's of a cool refreshing beverage?"
"Dammit Dr. Pepper not now!"
He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why.
He said he was outside before it was cool.
The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"
"Africa", says the parrot.
She is not a fan.
Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.
She never told anyone. Anything. Ever. Again.
She looked at me with a mischievous smile and said, "Turn the light off and stick it in my butt".
I guess I should have waited for the bulb to cool off first.
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