Cool Jokes

• Short Cool Jokes
• Cool One Liners
• I Am So Cool Jokes
• Pretty Cool Jokes
• Keeping Cool Jokes
• Cool Kids Jokes
• More Cool Jokes

Best Short Cool Jokes

Short cool puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cool humour may include short awesome jokes also.

1. If any of you here are thinking of getting married, consider the following before you do. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
   On the other hand, you don't.
2. My girlfriend told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. We went and had some drinks. Cool guy. Wants to be a web developer.
3. I slept with a girl who works at Netflix last night It was pretty cool, she even recommended some girls I might like to sleep with next
   
4. I told my wife I'm going cool myself to -273.15 degree C. She has nothing to worry about, I'll be 0K
5. Just been chatting to my neighbour's teenage daughter and it turns out she's really into UFOs and alien. Which is cool because tomorrow she's getting abducted.
6. My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing it... So I did. We had a few drinks, pretty cool guy, said he works as a web developer.
7. Authorities close investigation on the group of hipsters found dead in a pond last week. Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool.
8. Getting married is great. But, before you do it, there are some things you have to consider. On one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
   On the other hand, you don't.
9. Did y'all hear about the group of hipsters who drowned at the pond? Turns out they were ice skating before it was cool
10. I am thinking of moving to Switzerland, I hear the social benefits are really great. Their cool looking flag is a really big plus, too

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cool can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cool puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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Cool One Liners

Which cool one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cool? I can suggest the ones about nice and interesting.

1. I think it's pretty cool how the Chinese made a language entirely out of tattoos.
2. Why is the hipster sweating? Because he wore a scarf before it was cool.
3. Broke up with my girlfriend today It's cool though, she said we can still be cousins.
4. Why did the hipster fall into the lake? He went ice skating before it was cool.
5. How to be cool A) Use happy sunglasses emoji
   B)
6. Have you heard about the man who got cooled to absolute zero?? He's 0K now.
7. Name a vegetable that's kind of cool. Radish
8. What's cooler than being cool? Being 0K.
9. How did the Hawaiian hipster die? He walked on lava before it was cool.
10. My girlfriend doesn't like it when I ask her to blow cool air on me She is not a fan.
11. I hate One Direction fans... Oscillating ones cool down a room much better.
12. How did the hipster burn his lips? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
13. Why did the hipster drown, when he was iceskating? He was skating before it was cool
14. How many hipsters does it take to fix a heater? None. They did it before it was cool.
15. What did the Dorito Farmer say to the other Dorito Farmer? Cool Ranch

I Am So Cool Jokes

Here is a list of funny i am so cool jokes and even better i am so cool puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• Why do hipsters always burn their mouths eating pizza? They got into it before it was cool.
• Did you know that an airplane's propeller is only a big fan and is there to keep the pilot cool? Don't believe me?
  Turn it off, and see how much the pilot sweats!
• A propeller is actually just a big fan to keep the pilot cool... when it stops you can watch the pilot start sweating
• What did one Dorito farmer say to the other Dorito farmer? Cool ranch.
  (Written by my 9 yo daughter).
• Why did the hipster burn his mouth while drinking coffee? Because he drank it before it was cool
• I saw a hipster walking outside in the cold. He didn't have a jacket on, so I asked him why.
  He said he was outside before it was cool.
• A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot... The bartender says, "Wow! That is really cool! Where did you get it?"
  "Africa", says the parrot.
• Green chameleon for sale... No, a red one.
  No, blue.
  No wait, a pink one.
  Cool.
  Never mind, I'm keeping it!
• Been chatting and flirting with this 14 year old chick Now she tells me she's an undercover cop. How freakin' cool is that for someone her age.
• When my child tells me she's thirsty (firsty) I tell her cool I'm secondy. She does not appreciate the joke. Neither does anyone else.

Pretty Cool Jokes

Here is a list of funny pretty cool jokes and even better pretty cool puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My bank has a new feature where they'll text you your bank balance. I think it's pretty cool. I just don't think they should end the text with "LOL", though.
• A black guy walks into a bar with a parrot on his shoulder.. The bartender looks at him and says, "Wow, that's pretty cool! Where'd you get it?"
  The parrot replies, "In Africa, they're everywhere!"
• Getting tired of these people who come to my door, telling me I'm gonna burn unless I'm saved... The flashing lights on their trucks were pretty cool to see, though.
• Mother told me to take the spider out instead of killing it. Went for a few drinks, pretty cool guy actually. Wants to be a web developer.
• If any of you are thinking of getting married, please consider this carefully On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
  On the other hand, you don't.
• This guy walks into a bar with a lizard on his shoulder... and the bartender says, that's a pretty cool lizard, what's his name?
  The guy says, "Tiny, because he's minute"
• I got a new fridge today. It's pretty cool.
• I once heard that hypothermia Is a pretty cool way to go
• To the young people on Reddit who are thinking about getting married, here's something to consider. On the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
  On the other hand, …you don't.
• Marriage if any one on this sub is thinking of getting married soon, please consider this carefully
  
  on the one hand, you get to wear a pretty cool ring.
  >!on the other hand, you don't!<

Keeping Cool Jokes

Here is a list of funny keeping cool jokes and even better keeping cool puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• My medication says to store it in a cool, dark place. So I keep it in a jazz club in Harlem.
• Did you know... ...that the prop on the front of a plane is just a big fan to keep the pilot cool. When it stops, you can actully see the pilot sweating.
• I don't get why women keep complaining about this "glass ceiling" Where I work we have this cool glass floor, though.
• What is the point of a propeller on a plane? It keeps the pilot cool. If you see it stop, and you will start to see him sweat
• There's a cool hidden feature on Tinder Keep on swiping right and girls get fatter
• A man went viral after making a TikTok video describing how to keep cool without any air conditioning. He has a lot of fans.
• Sports Enthusiasts I got hired by my local baseball team to keep the players cool in the locker room. It was a difficult job because I'm not a fan.
• TIL the propeller on a plane is a fan to keep the pilot cool When it stops, you can see the pilot start sweating!
• When asked how he keeps his cool under pressure... The bomb squad captain said "either I'm right or it's not my problem anymore."
• I convinced my son if he didn't try to keep me cool during Summer he wouldn't be written into my will... Apparently I'm now a bad father simply for wanting some heir conditioning.

Cool Kids Jokes

Here is a list of funny cool kids jokes and even better cool kids puns that will make you laugh with friends.

• According to my kids, dad jokes are not cool... ...for a-parent reasons.
• So, you don't like hypothermia? All the cool kids are getting it.
• When I was a kid... 'Too cool for school' meant the boiler had broken and we were all sent home.
• I always thought it was interesting how double jointed kids were always really cool in elementary school... I mean weird flex, but ok.
• I'm not sure about cryogenics But all the cool kids are doing it.
• My grandpa was part of the cool kid club when he was younger. Since he was the leader he got a cool nickname: The Grand Wizard
• I have two kids, they are twelve and ten. What? Their names seemed cool at the time.
• I buried the Past today ... He was a cool kid. But he should have let me Rob his home peacefully.
• A divers reached 300 meters under the sea Diver : the pressure here is immense
  Fish : all the cool kids take drugs
  Diver : all the cool kids you say?
• What transportation do cool kids use? The suhh-way.

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