Cookout Jokes

Following is our collection of shindig puns and grill one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cookout jokes for adults, dirty dinner jokes and clean timex dad gags for kids.

The Best Cookout Puns

What do you call a gay backyard cookout?


All of Hitlers generals were having a cookout, why wasn't Hitler invited?

He always burnt the franks.

Why was the man at the cookout so happy?

He met the grill of his dreams.

What do you feed a feminist at a cookout?

Trick question. Nobody invites feminists to a cookout.

What do you call a long line at a cookout?

A barbequeue.

A son and dad are waiting in a busy, popular barber shop. Dad says, This place is a cookout...

First there's a barber queue, then you get a fresh, tasty cut.

Why can't you invite Hitler to the cook-out?

Because he always burns the Franks


There is an abundance of barbeque jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 7 funniest jokes and cookout puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bbq witze you can hear about cookout.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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