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Yesterday I almost lost the huile d'olive.
With a silent 'cr'.
I'm starting to think I have seasonal depression.
Remove the wheelchair
we usually pray after our food.
...that firefighters like to come and watch.
"Hello my wife was cookin dinner and she fell" says the husband
"What's the emergency?"
The huband replies " how do I know when the rice is ready?"
... It was a Wok in the park.
It's just that most people don't have thyme.
I talk to it about my current life situations.
The knife tells me I'm crazy.
It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point.
A Dutch Oven
She uses the smoke alarm as a timer.
I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.
Because it didn't pan out
We pray to God after the meal
It's about thyme.
… we pray after we eat.
I only now realized recently that she wasn't raising that dog for food.
Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme.
I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh
...even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
Guess I wasn't appealing to the lowest common denominator.
Step 1. Turn on the gas
"Here King! Here King!"
Tip of advice:
don't cook naked
My Jewish cousin
My cooking skills are so good, the smoke detectors cheer me on.
Says Miss Chef
What I'm saying is I wish I could cook outside the box.
But it seems like i just dont have any thyme on hand.
You create something that only lasts a few seconds, but the memory last a lifetime.
Like a stillbirth
Am cookin u today!!!!!!!
What a waste of thyme.
I should really start feeding her.
Grandma said, as the tornado took her and her kitchen up and away
Sometimes it's Hot and Fast!
Other times it's Slow and Sexy
.. I can't cook
...there's a thyme and a plaice.
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