Cookin Jokes
37 cookin jokes and hilarious cookin puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cookin that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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Short cookin jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cookin humour may include short chef jokes also.
- Adam and Eve had the perfect marriage. She didn't have to hear about his mom's cookin' and he didn't have to hear about all the other men she could have married.
- "911 " "Hello my wife was cookin dinner and she fell" says the husband
"What's the emergency?"
The huband replies " how do I know when the rice is ready?" - If you thought Anthony Bourdain was a good chef when he was alive... ...he's really cookin' now.
- "I'm cookin up a storm!" Grandma said, as the tornado took her and her kitchen up and away
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Cookin One Liners
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- Why Are Pigs So Bad at Cookin? ...because they're better at bacon!
- Whats cookin and good lookin? ;) My Jewish cousin
- Dust pan walks up to the sasage Am cookin u today!!!!!!!
Entertaining Cookin Jokes to Laugh Out Loud Fun with Everyone
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Cooking with French ingredients always makes me depressed.
Yesterday I almost lost the huile d'olive.
My wife's cooking is incredible.
With a silent 'cr'.
My wife's cooking is pretty good, but it makes me sad when she uses so much spice.
I'm starting to think I have seasonal depression.
What should you do before cooking the vegetables?
Remove the wheelchair
My cooking is so great....
...that firefighters like to come and watch.
I really like cooking fruit with sugar.
I know many people disagree with me. But that's my jam!
My ex's cooking was cold and bland.
Clearly, she put her heart and soul into it.
I was cooking Chinese food down in Yosemite
... It was a Wok in the park.
Cooking is actually really easy for anyone to do
It's just that most people don't have thyme.
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I was cooking last night and made a joke about being able to figure out the fractions in my head without cutting one of my fingers off. No one laughed.
Guess I wasn't appealing to the lowest common denominator.
When cooking, I sometimes talk to my knife.
I talk to it about my current life situations.
The knife tells me I'm crazy.
It tends to be pretty sharp about these things, so I guess it has a point.
What was the last cooking implement used by Anne Frank?
My Wife's cooking is so bad
If you left Dental Floss in the kitchen
The Roaches would hang themselves!
While cooking breakfast this morning, my dad randomly said this: I like my women like I like my pancakes…
Hot, thick, and stacked!
I tried cooking Chinese spare ribs in the oven instead of the pan.
I'll tell you it was a walk in the park compared to the pork in the wok.
Why was the cooking joke not funny?
Because it didn't pan out
My wife's cooking is so bad....
We pray to God after the meal
Cooking
It's about thyme.
My wife's cooking is so bad…
… we pray after we eat.
I was cooking a dish with onions in it and my friend cried.
I only now realized recently that she wasn't raising that dog for food.
When cooking a turkey,
Don't worry about seasoning it. It's a waste of thyme.
While cooking dinner this happened.
I was making stir fry and opened a bag of peas. One pea gets lose and rolls off the counter. It was like slow motion as I watched it hit floor and roll under the stove. I turned to my wife who also witnessed the incident and said: "We have an escape pea." ...got a laugh
My cooking is so awesome...
...even my smoke alarm cheers me on!
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Cooking with h**...
Step 1. Turn on the gas
My wife's cooking is fit for a King.
"Here King! Here King!"
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Cooking is harder than I thought! I ended up with burned eggs on my first attempt
Tip of advice:
don't cook n**...
I was cooking dinner, and when I pulled the kielbasa out, I held it up and looked at my wife. I said "don't you wish"?
I should really start feeding her.
"I like cooking up trouble"
Says Miss Chef
I wish my cooking skills were more creative.
What I'm saying is I wish I could cook outside the box.
I would really like to get into cooking and making soups
But it seems like i just dont have any thyme on hand.
Cooking is great
You create something that only lasts a few seconds, but the memory last a lifetime.
Like a stillbirth
