Cookie Dough Jokes
16 cookie dough jokes and hilarious cookie dough puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cookie dough that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
Funniest Cookie Dough Short Jokes
Short cookie dough jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cookie dough humour may include short pizza dough jokes also.
- Yum! Have you ever eaten dill cookies? They say the secret to making them lies in the dill dough.
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Cookie Dough One Liners
Which cookie dough one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cookie dough? I can suggest the ones about bread dough and dough.
- Why can't cookies dough hold a steady job? Because it's always getting baked.
- Why did the cookie go to the doctor? Because he felt crumby. - my 4 y.o. daughter
- How does the Cookie Monster pay for his cookies? With Cookie Dough.
- How do you make a cookie dance? Throw a little dough at it!
Cheerful Fun Cookie Dough Jokes to Brighten Your Day with Humor and Joy
What funny jokes about cookie dough you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean christmas cookies jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cookie dough pranks.
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Dough Boy
Veteran Pillsbury spokesman Pop N. Fresh died Wednesday of a severe yeast infection. He was 71.
He was buried Friday in one of the biggest funerals in years. Dozens of celebrities turned out including Mrs. Butterworth, the California Raisins, Hungry Jack, Betty Crocker, and the Hostess Twinkies.
The graveside was piled high with flours, as longtime friend Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy, describing Fresh as a man who "never knew he was kneaded".
Fresh rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a smart cookie, and wasted much of his dough on half-baked schemes.
Still, even as a crusty old man, he was a roll model to millions. Fresh is survived by his second wife. They had two children, and one in the oven.
The f**... was at 3:50 for 20 minutes.
I brought some cookie dough into work today...
...so I could use the oven there to bake some cookies for all the staff, but everyone gave me dirty looks when I put them in and turned the oven on.
My boss said I was "insensitive" and "fired from the crematorium".
A man brought some cookies to a party...
His friend approached him later during the party. He asked for the recipe to show his wife.
"You see, the secret trick is that I put the dough in my belly button to measure out the perfect size of each cookie," he tells his friend.
"That's absolutely disgusting," says the friend.
He answers, "Oh, you're not going to like the way I make donuts then."
A Good Mother
A good mom will always let her child lick the cookie dough after she's finished mixing it.
The best mom will switch the mixer off first.
(This was a joke translated from Russian that my mom always told me. She was a pretty good mom ;( )
My manager asked me if I had prepared my report on how to cut costs at our cookie factory...
Thinking quickly, I told him that we could save money by not fully cooking all our cookies.
It was a half-baked idea, but it turned out to save us a lot of dough.
Every time a test comes up, my friends and I joke about how we should become trophy wives.
But it seems like a lot of work to be a trophy wife; always dressing up, keeping in shape, keeping everything plucked. If I married a rich guy, I would probably wear sweatpants, watch Netflix everyday, and get fat on pizza and cookie dough. So instead of being a trophy wife, I'd be an atrophy wife.
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Remembering a great icon.
Dear friends,
It is with the saddest heart that I pass on the following. Please join
me in remembering a great icon.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly-greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities
turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry
Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and
Cap'n Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours as long- time
friend, Aunt Jemima, delivered the eulogy, describing Doughboy as a man
who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show
business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not
considered a very "smart" cookie, wasting much of his dough on
half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he -- even
still, as a crusty old man -- was considered a roll model for millions.
Toward the end, it was thought he would rise again, but alas, he was no
tart.
Doughboy is survived by his wife, Play Dough; two children, John Dough
and Jane Dough; plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by
his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The f**... was held at 3:50 for about twenty minutes.