Cookery Jokes

Following is our collection of culinary puns and hindenberg one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cookery jokes for adults, dirty certification jokes and clean cookin dad gags for kids.

The Best Cookery Puns

I robbed a cookery shop last night...

to make it big you've got to take some whisks.

A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it...

It was posthummus.

"Johnny, why haven't you brought in your cookery homework?"

"Miss, the dog ate my wok."

I collect old cookery books

I have a page from the chef's cookery book from The Hindenberg - a recipe for disaster!

There is an abundance of rea jokes out there. You're fortunate to read a set of the 4 funniest jokes and cookery puns. Full with funny wisecracks it is even funnier than any bakin witze you can hear about cookery.

Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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