Cookery Jokes
5 cookery jokes and hilarious cookery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cookery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.
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For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.
I said I'd bake dog biscuits.
No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.
I robbed a cookery shop last night...
to make it big you've got to take some whisks.
"Johnny, why haven't you brought in your cookery homework?"
"Miss, the dog ate my wok."
I collect old cookery books
I have a page from the chef's cookery book from The Hindenberg - a recipe for disaster!
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My wife saw a French cookery program on TV...
...so she sent me out at lunchtime to buy some snails. I got the bus into town, found a deli, and bought a bag of snails.
As I was walking back to the bus-stop, I bumped into one of my mates. "Kinygos, how's it going? I was just talking with the boys about you. Hey, they're still at the pub, come on, let's go see them."
"I'm sorry man, I can't...I've gotta get these bad boys back to the missus"
"Oh come on dude, just one drink"
So that night, around midnight, I'm staggering back home, get to my house, bump into my gate, accidentally tear the bag I'm carrying dropping the snails all over the path. Just then, the front door bursts open, and my wife is standing there r**....
Quick as a flash, I looked down at the snails and said "Come on lads, not far to go"
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