Cookery Jokes

5 cookery jokes and hilarious cookery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cookery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

Giggle-Inducing Cookery Jokes for Joyful Times with Friends

What is a good cookery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.

I said I'd bake dog biscuits.
No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

I robbed a cookery shop last night...

to make it big you've got to take some whisks.

A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it...

It was posthummus.

"Johnny, why haven't you brought in your cookery homework?"

"Miss, the dog ate my wok."

I collect old cookery books

I have a page from the chef's cookery book from The Hindenberg - a recipe for disaster!

Make fun with this list of one liners, jokes and riddles. Each joke is crafted with thought and creativity, delivering punchlines that are unexpected and witty. The humor about cookery can easily lighten the mood and bring smiles to people's faces. This compilation of cookery puns is not just entertaining but also a testament to the art of joke-telling. The jokes in this list are designed to display different humor styles, ensuring that every reader at any age finds something entertaining. Constantly updated, they offer a source of fun that ensures one is always smiling !

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