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Cookery Jokes

5 cookery jokes and hilarious cookery puns to laugh out loud. Read jokes about cookery that are clean and suitable for kids and friends.

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What is a good cookery joke to make people laugh? Check out this list of funny stories that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth.

For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.

I said I'd bake dog biscuits.
No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

I robbed a cookery shop last night...

to make it big you've got to take some whisks.

A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it...

It was posthummus.

"Johnny, why haven't you brought in your cookery homework?"

"Miss, the dog ate my wok."

I collect old cookery books

I have a page from the chef's cookery book from The Hindenberg - a recipe for disaster!

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