The Best 5 Cookery Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cookery jokes. There are some cookery hindenberg jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cookery cookin puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cookery Jokes and Puns

For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.

I said I'd bake dog biscuits.

No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

I robbed a cookery shop last night...

to make it big you've got to take some whisks.

A hipster is given a cookery award, but dies before he can receive it...

It was posthummus.

"Johnny, why haven't you brought in your cookery homework?"

"Miss, the dog ate my wok."

I collect old cookery books

I have a page from the chef's cookery book from The Hindenberg - a recipe for disaster!


Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cookery rea jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cookery bakin piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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