Cooker Jokes

Funniest Cooker Short Jokes

Short cooker jokes and puns are one of the best ways to have fun with word play in English. The cooker humour may include short cooking pot jokes also.

1. If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too
2. Got a new rice cooker recently. I think she's finally starting to grasp the English language.
3. Deal I got on Amazon today Got a great deal on Amazon today: bought the ex-wife a new pressure cooker. It's the bomb.
4. Don't be a glass plate that breaks from the first shock Be a pressure cooker, the fire is under you and the heat inside you while you are whistling and don't even care!
5. If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds you will have a nice warm meal Plus they could have whatever you were making in the slow cooker.
6. What do you call an electric chair made for 220V when it is operated at 110V? Slow cooker.
7. Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker. Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.
8. I am a bit disappointed by the slow cooker I got for Christmas I was hoping for a fast maid
9. What's the difference between a Chinese and a Thai girl? One is a rice cooker, the other is a nice h**....
   (I know this one's bad, SCNR.)

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Cooker One Liners

Which cooker one liners are funny enough to crack down and make fun with cooker? I can suggest the ones about cooks and stove.

1. Recently got myself a slow cooker Although she doesn't like me calling her that.
2. Why did the pressure cooker jump off the pier? Peer pressure!
3. What do you call a chef on a time constraint? A pressure cooker!
4. What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan? The rice cooker 3000
5. If you make green eggs and ham in an immersion cooker... do you get Seuss-vide?
6. What do you call a chef with down syndrome? A slow cooker!
7. Creating diamonds in a pressure cooker is awesome and it's really... ... pretty coal.
8. The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again. It's Torr-turous.
9. How do you teach a baby to whistle? You put it into a pressure cooker.
10. Chuck Norris does not need pressure cookers.
    The food cooks itself out of pressure.
11. The missus and I shared a tender moment today. Thanks to our new slow cooker.
12. What do you call your Japanese wife? A rice cooker.
13. What do you call a pressure cooker bomb in New York? All American Fried Chicken!
14. What do you call a mentally r**... chef? A slow cooker
15. Why does a watched p**... never boil? Because it's a pressured cooker

Cheerful Cooker Jokes for Unforgettable Laughter with Friends!

What funny jokes about cooker you can tell and make people laugh? An example I can give is a clean cooking pan jokes that will for sure put a smile on everyones mouth and help you make cooker pranks.