The Best 17 Cooker Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cooker jokes. There are some cooker sushi jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cooker ricest puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cooker Jokes and Puns

What do you call a mentally retarded chef?

A slow cooker

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds your body will have a nice warm meal waiting for them

They can also eat whatever is in the slow cooker too

Why does a watched pot never boil?

Because it's a pressured cooker

Cooker joke, Why does a watched pot never boil?

Why did the pressure cooker jump off the pier?

Peer pressure!

What do you call a chef on a time constraint?

A pressure cooker!

If you make green eggs and ham in an immersion cooker...

do you get Seuss-vide?

Got a new rice cooker recently.

I think she's finally starting to grasp the English language.

Cooker joke, Got a new rice cooker recently.

Creating diamonds in a pressure cooker is awesome and it's really...

... pretty coal.

The TV's airing the same pressure cooker ad over and over again.

It's Torr-turous.

Deal I got on Amazon today

Got a great deal on Amazon today: bought the ex-wife a new pressure cooker. It's the bomb.

What was the original name of the atomic bomb dropped on Japan?

The rice cooker 3000

You can explore cooker griddle reddit one liners, including funnies and gags. Read them and you will understand what jokes are funny? Those of you who have teens can tell them clean cooker oven dad jokes. There are also cooker puns for kids, 5 year olds, boys and girls.

What's the difference between a Chinese and a Thai girl?

One is a rice cooker, the other is a nice hooker.

(I know this one's bad, SCNR.)

Don't be a glass plate that breaks from the first shock

Be a pressure cooker, the fire is under you and the heat inside you while you are whistling and don't even care!

If you die while making food in a slow cooker, whoever finds you will have a nice warm meal

Plus they could have whatever you were making in the slow cooker.

What do you call an electric chair made for 220V when it is operated at 110V?

Slow cooker.

Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.

Police are still trying to al dentefy the victim.

Cooker joke, Mafia have boiled a man to death in an industrial pasta cooker.

How do you teach a baby to whistle?

You put it into a pressure cooker.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cooker cookery jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cooker kitchen piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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