Cooke Jokes

Following is our collection of campbell puns and ellis one-liner funnies working better than reddit jokes. Including Cooke jokes for adults, dirty morrison jokes and clean howe dad gags for kids.

The Best Cooke Puns

I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, I like it Well Done.

I said, Thanks buddy. That means a lot.

I cooked for my fiancΓ©e's parents for the first time

As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, "I like it well done."

I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

I cooked something so good a culture was built upon it.

However according to the EPA it was a biohazard.

Cooked a meal for my wife last night and some herbs got into my eyes...

...I am parsley sighted now.

I cooked my first meal today... a steak for my dad.

Well done, he said.


I cooked for a friend of mine who I found out too late is actually a vegetarian.

I made a mistake. I made him a steak.

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

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Use only working piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Note that dirty and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. You can seriously offend people by saying creepy dark humor words to them.

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