The Best 8 Cooke Jokes

Following is our collection of funny Cooke jokes. There are some cooke ellis jokes no one knows (to tell your friends) and to make you laugh out loud.

Take your time to read those puns and riddles where you ask a question with answers, or where the setup is the punchline. We hope you will find these cooke howe puns funny enough to tell and make people laugh.

Top 10 of the Funniest Cooke Jokes and Puns

I cooked a medium-rare steak for my friend, and he said, I like it Well Done.

I said, Thanks buddy. That means a lot.

For cookery class, our homework was to bake something.

I said I'd bake dog biscuits.

No idea how to, but i have a great excuse when i don't hand in my homework.

I cooked for my fiancΓ©e's parents for the first time

As I handed out the rarely cooked steak Harry (her father) said, "I like it well done."

I said, "Thanks, that means a lot."

I cooked something so good a culture was built upon it.

However according to the EPA it was a biohazard.

Cooked a meal for my wife last night and some herbs got into my eyes...

...I am parsley sighted now.

I cooked my first meal today... a steak for my dad.

Well done, he said.

I cooked for a friend of mine who I found out too late is actually a vegetarian.

I made a mistake. I made him a steak.

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

I cooked a boring breakfast. Allow me to eggs plain.

Just think that there are jokes based on truth that can bring down governments, or jokes which make girl laugh. Many of the cooke found jokes and puns are jokes supposed to be funny, but some can be offensive. When jokes go too far, are mean or racist, we try to silence them and it will be great if you give us feedback every time when a joke become bullying and inappropriate.

We suggest to use only working cooke dane cook piadas for adults and blagues for friends. Some of the dirty witze and dark jokes are funny, but use them with caution in real life. Try to remember funny jokes you've never heard to tell your friends and will make you laugh.

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